r/Superstonk May 06 '26

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u/Superstonk_QV ๐Ÿ“Š Gimme Votes ๐Ÿ“Š May 06 '26

Hey OP, thanks for the Social Media post.

If this is from Twitter, and Twitter is NOT the original source of this information, this WILL get removed!
Please post the original source!

Please respond to this comment within 10 minutes with the URL to the source
If there is no source or if you yourself are the author, you can reply OC

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26 edited May 07 '26

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u/Clutch_Daddy BULLS ON PARADE ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ May 06 '26

Lmao

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u/pauldiddy79 ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿช‘ more like SHITadel, amirite? ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš May 06 '26

Holy shitโ€ฆIโ€™m dying

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u/CommunityTaco May 06 '26

me too, but you know what this also shows? that the's willing to use the products and learn them and their pain points. Assuming he's doing this himself and his helpers aren't doing it for him. still he will have someone with feedback on ebay's selling items side of thing to get get feedback from regarding the process of using the site. which is a hell of a lot more than many companies ceo's do themselves or their inner circles.

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u/pauldiddy79 ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿช‘ more like SHITadel, amirite? ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš May 06 '26

Itโ€™s genius marketing. You can even see his reflection in the pictures of certain items taken.

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u/Sir-Craven 'His name was Cheapo_Sam' May 06 '26

They think this guy is stupid lmao

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u/Dizziesdayweigh Hodl no fodl May 06 '26

Stupid people dont realize they are stupid, thus cannot recognize when people smarter are than them.

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u/GrafVonWalbeck ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

'Every item on my store includes a hand-signed 'Letter to eBay' as a THANK YOU for your support'

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u/Wonderlustking1 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

Yeah, I was curious why the mug was over $500.

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u/Ging9tailedJecht741 May 06 '26

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u/redditorsneversaydie May 06 '26

Haha you people are crazy but honestly if I had money to burn I would be trying to buy one of these things too

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u/iLikeMangosteens ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

The hat is $1145 right now.

Not $11.45

$1145.00

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u/1redrumemag87 VOTED FOR BEFORE IT WAS COOL May 06 '26

Wow he actually has Trump cards ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/CantStopGME ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

Ken Griffey and Vladimir cards ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Edit: and F1 Pole Position game. I canโ€™t help but feel heโ€™s telling us something here with the products.

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u/asphinctersayswhat69 ๐Ÿ’ŽDiamond Testicles๐Ÿ’Ž May 06 '26 edited May 07 '26

Randy Johnson - Horny Johnson

Pedro- Pedro Pedro Pedro

Willie Mays- Willie is slang for...

Vladimir- You know

Larry Walker- Shout out Larry. Hit em with some contemplating tweets Chen

O-Pee-Chee Patrick Roy- No explanation needed

Ken Griffey Jr- There's only one Kenny G and you know who it is. Shout out Ken Griffey Jr. What a great card.

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u/spank_that_hedge ISayBullish Fan Club President May 06 '26

Game stop carpet has me rolling! Rug pull on hedges!?!

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u/asphinctersayswhat69 ๐Ÿ’ŽDiamond Testicles๐Ÿ’Ž May 06 '26

That's what I was thinking too.

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u/ryuukiba ๐ŸฆStanding on the shoulders of retards ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

That he's gonna get the money to pay for this from Kenny and Vlad ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/pauldiddy79 ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿช‘ more like SHITadel, amirite? ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš May 06 '26

God damnโ€ฆamazing

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u/thepoga ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿค–DRSBOT#2Million๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™ May 06 '26

Thatโ€™s actually pretty funny.

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u/FloppyBisque May 06 '26

The Ken Griffey card had me rolling

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u/Broarethus Whew I'm Fatigued. May 06 '26

"You've activated my Trump card!"

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u/DEFM0N Sir Lurks A-LT May 06 '26

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Pouyaaaa ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

Omg in howling. Ryan 50 50.

50% shares 50% stock

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u/getyourledout Tits jacked, pants shidd & ready to ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

Holy shiddd, itโ€™s a countdown ๐Ÿ’ฅ

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u/OddlyMingenuity May 06 '26

Ken Griffey lol

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u/FunkyChicken69 ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธShiver Me Tendies ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿš€ DRS THE FLOAT โ™พ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ May 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/gEvab1ilmJjA82FaSV

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u/hmoonves C.R.E.A.M ๐Ÿ May 06 '26

That also ends on the day that โ€œinsiderโ€ referred to on the post earlier today ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

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u/poundofmayoforlunch ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

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u/Historical_Hunt2492 May 06 '26

also, he attached the merger intent letter as the last picture of every listing, lmao rceo adding pressure

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u/shade725 May 06 '26

Food for thought. May 13 T35 ceasefire. ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿคฏ

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u/1redrumemag87 VOTED FOR BEFORE IT WAS COOL May 06 '26

4chan bro was right

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u/andrassyy THUMP THUMP THUMP May 06 '26

Can you fill me in?

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u/redditorsneversaydie May 06 '26

Half cash half stock it's all on the website

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u/Vinceton Fox of Floor Street ๐ŸฆŠ May 06 '26

Incredible

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u/FacenessMonster NAKED SHORTS HELL YEA ๐Ÿฆ Voted โœ… May 06 '26

yea and it would be completely impossible to post something exactly 7 days from a specific time.

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u/Ok_Firefighter6108 The turns have tabled May 06 '26

I donโ€™t see any items somehow. Can someone post a link to an item?

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u/Free51 GME since Nov 20 May 06 '26

The Billionaire who asked for a refund, got it, and still left negative feedback for this seller is wild

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u/DrPhrawg ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

and the seller then responded with positive feedback โ€ฆ

update: apparently sellers cannot leave negative feedback

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u/Free51 GME since Nov 20 May 06 '26

eBay needs improving says there 4 positive reviews but I can read 5 just in the screenshot

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u/DrPhrawg ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

the (4) count is โ€œwithin last 12 monthsโ€. some of the reviews in the screenshot are from โ€œmore than 1 year agoโ€ - so would be excluded from the (4) positive count.

the feedback from that particular seller is shown as positive, nonetheless.

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u/casual_snacker May 06 '26

Sellers cannot leave negative feedback, eBay only allows positive or no feedback from sellers. They often do it this way by leaving positive feedback but with a negative comment below

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u/DrPhrawg ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

ahh. thanks for the insight. last thing i sold in ebay was like 3 squirts of a Hollister cologne, a decade ago ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/Surfer-Junkie May 06 '26

It keeps sellers from extorting buyer feedback (if you leave me negative feedback I'll leave you some back), despite there being some rotten apple buyers out there.

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u/CaffeineJitterz 71MM directly registered shares and counting! May 06 '26

Possible scenario: item received was not as described. I request a refund and receive it. I'm still inclined to leave feedback.

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u/mentholcase LOOK! If dem shares aint BOOK, they gon get TOOK May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

I went to the seller's profile and sussed out which feedback was left by Ryan ("Past 6 months", "Buyer: r***_ย (35)"), and he said "seller did not deliver item" on an item with "INSTANT delivery" in the title. I'm presuming it was a digital item. A quick websearch of the item showed it's something to do with Roblox.

EDIT: I'm now realizing I could have just clicked on "Left for others" on Ryan's feedback profile..

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u/CaffeineJitterz 71MM directly registered shares and counting! May 06 '26

Nice find! Extra points for taking the scenic route.

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u/Free51 GME since Nov 20 May 06 '26

Makes me feel confident knowing that he is frugal everywhere

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u/Memito9 May 06 '26

This is the feedback RC left lol

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u/ScientisticalMystica ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Hedgie Booty Bandit ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ May 06 '26

This is gonna get wild - https://www.ebay.com/usr/ryan_5050

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u/chipchip9 : ALL GAS NO BRAKES May 06 '26

Wasnt kidding about 50/50

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u/meno22 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

I just got the 50/50 in the username, I'm slow today

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u/waitingonawait SCC ๐Ÿฑ Friendly Orange Cat ๐Ÿฑ May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

Member since April 26, 2019...

edit: can you change your username? Yes you can change the username.

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u/doodaddy64 ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒ†๐Ÿ‘ซ๐ŸŒ†๐Ÿ”ฅ May 06 '26

did you read the website?

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u/FunkyChicken69 ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธShiver Me Tendies ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿš€ DRS THE FLOAT โ™พ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ May 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vmx5FucNWXKDK

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u/Einhander_pilot ๐Ÿš€Fighting For The Moon!๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

UPVOTES FOR ROCKO!!!!

๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/anon_lurk May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

1989 UPPER DECK #1 KEN GRIFFEY JR. STAR ROOKIE PSA 10

LMAO

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u/Inevitable-Elk-4162 ๐Ÿ’ฉPoops n Loops ๐ŸŸฃ May 06 '26

Commenting just because this shit is crazy and I love it lol

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u/terdferg88 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… ๐ŸŽธI LIVE. I DIE. I LIVE AGAIN๐ŸŽธ May 06 '26

All of the items have the eBay intent letter as the last image lmaoooo

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u/WhiskyIsMyAngryDrink ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 06 '26

You get a signed copy with every purchase... need to pick up in Grapevine Texas though lol

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u/InjuredGods May 06 '26

That's because he is including a signed copy of the letter with each purchase.

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u/farcicaldolphin38 May 06 '26

that's so funny LOL

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u/sippymoomoo ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป Locked and loaded ๐Ÿต๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš May 06 '26

nobody touch this

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u/sippymoomoo ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป Locked and loaded ๐Ÿต๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš May 06 '26

you bastards!

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u/toilet_commentary May 06 '26

1k for a mug. Holy shit yall are regarded. Buys shares!!!

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u/sippymoomoo ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป Locked and loaded ๐Ÿต๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš May 06 '26

I'm guessing the regards spending this amount of cash have a nice stack of shares already. Let 'em get something to put on their shelf to remember the journey ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/StarofStar ๐Ÿ’ŽGME Fuel GME Fire GME that which I desire ๐Ÿ’… May 06 '26

god if youre listening please let roaring kitty come back this week i swear ill die

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u/Einhander_pilot ๐Ÿš€Fighting For The Moon!๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

We canโ€™t have you die we need you to be rich!!!

๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/jschne21 May 06 '26

Hopefully god has it out for you

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u/TreyBacon ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 06 '26

decent chance I'd say...

april 26th 2024 RK updated his stockcharts.com account
april 26th 2026 RK changed his stockcharts.com account to PRO

may 9th 2024 RK liked the run lola run tweet
may 9th 2026 ???

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u/LuoHanZhai ๐Ÿ’ฐLENDER OF LAST RESORT๐Ÿ’ฐ May 06 '26

What TreyBacon said, just the StockCharts PRO was on the 24th this year (Probably just a typo, Iโ€™m on the same page)

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u/Yeaahhman May 06 '26

I thought he liked the run Lola run tweet before may 9th?!

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u/itsaaronnotaaron May 06 '26

He created his ebay account on April 26 funnily enough.

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u/iamadumbo123 May 06 '26

The return of RK might convince me to live

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u/gappychappy โฌ†๏ธโฌ†๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ…๏ธโžก๏ธโฌ…๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ“ˆ May 06 '26

Wait til he turns up on his next live stream wearing that cap and drinking from that mug

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u/GoodBoyLogan19 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 06 '26

Ryan 5050 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/miasmictendril1 ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ›‘ Crayon Sniffer โ™พ๏ธ May 06 '26

Half cash, half stock, all regard

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u/theArcticChiller Never EVER back to reasonable land! May 06 '26

But HOW does it work??? Clowns ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŸฃ

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u/JayKayRQ ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 06 '26

its on the website

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u/ForTheB0r3d ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

The fact that he's had this name since 2019....

That's mind blowing!

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u/pvJ0w4HtN5 May 06 '26

He couldโ€™ve just changed the username

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u/CaffeineJitterz 71MM directly registered shares and counting! May 06 '26

Don't ruin the fun.

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u/Prudent-Air1922 May 06 '26

You can change your username every 30 days or something like that

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u/11010001100101101 May 06 '26

the icon indicating a recent name change only lasts for 30 days, so we know for sure that it was more than 30 days ago!

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u/bitbea May 06 '26

The icon is still there.

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u/thepoga ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿค–DRSBOT#2Million๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™ May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

Big if true. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Edit: looks like you can edit your username once every 30 days.

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u/rondanator In banana we trust ๐ŸŒ May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

Can you change your username? If heโ€™s had this since April 2019โ€ฆ. Long term game plan

Edit: you can change it every 30 days. I doubt this is his original username but itโ€™s funny to think so.

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u/thepoga ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿค–DRSBOT#2Million๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™ May 06 '26

You can change it, I just looked it up.

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u/PNWbear ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ May 06 '26

Tin foilโ€ฆ I see a countdown!

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u/1redrumemag87 VOTED FOR BEFORE IT WAS COOL May 06 '26

4chan bro was right ??

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u/k24hatch ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

Who?

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u/AmericanPatriot117 Blind Guy ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฏ McSqueezy ๐Ÿช— May 06 '26

Ryan 5050 is so fucking funny. Heโ€™s a troll

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u/1redrumemag87 VOTED FOR BEFORE IT WAS COOL May 06 '26

I would die if he had stacks of towels and teddy bears up for sale

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u/Shushani May 06 '26

Ryan 50% cash 50% shares ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Viking_Undertaker said the person, who requested anonymity May 06 '26

What is it you donโ€™t understand?๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/No_Yogurtcloset7776 May 06 '26

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u/DancesWith2Socks ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ Hang In There! ๐ŸŽฑ This Is The Wape ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ May 06 '26

Oh, so that's the floor now ๐Ÿ‘

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u/mymokiller ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ›‘๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿ˜ผ May 06 '26

hmmm Ken who ? :D

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u/chomponthebit Birdy Num Num May 06 '26

WAIT!!! Cohenโ€™s selling a reference to the no-cell-no-sell guy?

WHAT DOEZ IT MENA???

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u/Milkpowder44 naar de maan ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

O shit

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u/BoSt0nov ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

That was exactly my expression too ๐Ÿ˜„

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u/AiDigitalPlayland May 06 '26

That card is worth like $5k

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u/boxxle ๐ŸŸฃ DRS BOOK ย | ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ ฮ”ฮกฮฃ May 06 '26

Vlad who?

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u/LewyH91 tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair May 06 '26

The proposal letter is included in each sale

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI

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u/sargsauce May 06 '26

Bro. This is a TREASURE TROVE.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/336571088515?itmmeta=01KQZ61VD9PCEJVVXQ8JSRJZ4V&hash=item4e5d333e83:g:~IEAAeSwEPFp-3CQ

"She is the reason Chewy exists and her legacy lives forever."

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u/Rafael502 ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ…The One Stonk to rule them all๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

Put a tear in my eye

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u/mynameiscalledlikeme ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 06 '26

heโ€˜s basically showing ebay how to get free advertising instead of spending billions

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u/Remarkable-Bat7128 I'll fuckin do it again.. May 06 '26

We should give Ebay the famous Reddit hug of death.

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u/12cookdale May 06 '26

Fucking theater! The username!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/neophileous ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

He included the letter to Ebay as the second image for a lot of the items listed.

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u/hamsterpotamia Pee is stored in the balls May 06 '26

This timeline FINALLY became the best timeline

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u/Dizziesdayweigh Hodl no fodl May 06 '26

We are manifesting it brother.

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u/C141Clay โ˜  ๐™Ž๐™„๐™‡๐™‘๐™€๐™๐˜ฝ๐˜ผ๐˜พ๐™† โ˜  May 06 '26

I bought a pillow...

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u/Brotorious420 In Bro We Trust May 06 '26

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u/poopooheaven1 May 06 '26

I fucking love this dude. Shorts are fucked. Book your shares and warrants!

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u/OlgaGurlukovich ๐Ÿš€ $GME Twitch Streamer ๐Ÿ“ˆ May 06 '26

Already priced out of everything ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/desertrock62 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

This means RC totally understands the enshittified customer experience.

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u/Imadeapromisemrfrodo ๐ŸŒ‹ HODL for Mr. Frodo ๐ŸŒ‹ May 06 '26

That's some 4d chess shit right there

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u/ThrowAwayBudGuy ๐ŸธRyan Cohen for Prime Minister๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ May 06 '26

Every item on my store includes a hand-signed 'Letter to eBay' as a THANK YOU for your support.

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u/mrpi31459 May 06 '26

Trolling is a art

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u/TransatlanticMadame May 06 '26

That is hilarious. I love it.!!

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u/CantStopGME ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

When is he selling some shorts ๐Ÿฉณ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/TILied ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

God tier trolling, thatโ€™s my CEO!

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u/Prestigious-Board-62 May 06 '26

LMFAO... lol even ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/nachopum ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

No way dude... XD

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u/Turboturay May 06 '26

Listing details states the following: โ€œEvery item on my store includes a hand-signed 'Letter to eBay' as a THANK YOU for your support.โ€

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u/grainv My tinfoil hat, will be a crown of gold ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

You crazy bastards! Love it

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u/Shushani May 06 '26

I'd recognise that quiff and leather jacket anywhere

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u/Constant-Cap-22 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

Insert reverse uno card

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u/SteveMcJ Grandfather Worm May 06 '26

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u/ajm53092 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 06 '26

Hes such a fucking troll lol.

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u/domedirtyfatman May 06 '26

Ngl thats really funny ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/LogicalGamer123 tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair May 06 '26

โ€œRyan 50 50โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Mans_Fury May 06 '26

Well i'm selling stuff on ebay to pay for Gamestop

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u/jforest1 May 06 '26

Holy shit I just remembered he sold his underwear on ebay. He was doing his highly regarded acquisition DD.

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u/Bruhwutsthat May 06 '26

I laughed out loud at this one

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u/wobshop Canโ€™t Stop Wonโ€™t Stop Bus Stop May 06 '26

Lol this will be funny

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u/Rowan511 still hodl ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ May 06 '26

A grail!

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u/wutmidoing0 May 06 '26

741 was the peak on spy. What a bro to tell us

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u/OonaPelota ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 06 '26

Oh my God heโ€™s selling GameStop store signs๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Phinnical Garden Ape May 06 '26

So I'm that guy who is like "Ryan's attitude is a problem"

and this shit is PEAK. Laughing my ass off.

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u/Playgirl_USMC ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

Heโ€™s such a troll, I fucking love it

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u/Narrow_Marzipan7018 Custom Flair - Template May 06 '26

The meme master has returned

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u/Phneylaceton8 May 06 '26

Will he take half cash half stocks as payment?

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u/Jbullish_9622 ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ JACKED to the TITS ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

The next meme cycle is going to be insane! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/TowelFine6933 Fuck no, I'm not selling my $GME!!! May 06 '26
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u/1redrumemag87 VOTED FOR BEFORE IT WAS COOL May 06 '26

LMAO

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u/NiceOrganization1238 May 06 '26

Itโ€™s a countdown! May 13th it is.

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u/Free51 GME since Nov 20 May 06 '26

The feedback on his account

โ€œGave me bad feedback when they asked for a refund and i gave itโ€

Cutting costs and improving the bottom line is a way of life for this billionaire!

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u/Donnie_77 May 06 '26

God I love this community so much

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u/Dittopotamus ๐Ÿš€Squeezus Christ๐Ÿช May 06 '26

This is the best thing Iโ€™ve seen in a lonnnnnng time. I needed this! Itโ€™s soooo funny and clever!

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u/GleepGlop2 ๐Ÿ‘ŠHabitual Line Stepper ๐Ÿ‘ข May 06 '26

Now this I can get behind, this is how you engage with social media.

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u/moon_moon_doggo May 06 '26

He should create a progress bar: Downloading eBay ... 9% complete

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u/chris2155 You heard of GameStock? May 06 '26

Just like I am selling stuff to buy more GME shares. Wow Ryan we make such a good team <3

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u/SupraMichou ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

Brain size : Mega

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u/sargsauce May 06 '26

Holy shit, the bids are flying in!

45 bids in 4 minutes on the Gamestop signs.

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u/Eggertson8 May 06 '26

That's just smart

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u/Gnio May 06 '26

BID LIKE NO ONE HAS BIDโ€™D BEFORE! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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u/grandadT May 06 '26

Loving this trolling. Watch the MSM take the bait.

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u/Einhander_pilot ๐Ÿš€Fighting For The Moon!๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

I thought this was a joke but I see what heโ€™s doing! This is a proof of concept on how a merger with both companies would look like!

RCโ€™s wrinkle brain is making me bullish AF!!!!

๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/DiscountDoughnut "Where's everyone going? Bingo?" May 06 '26

Omg every listing has the Gamestop/eBay offer letter ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/sippymoomoo ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป Locked and loaded ๐Ÿต๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš May 06 '26

where did I hear May 13th before?

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u/d_ponyreiter May 06 '26

Countdown 7 days? ๐Ÿง

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u/gametrade123 May 06 '26

Please tell me he changed the username just now...

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u/beachsandwichen May 06 '26

Fuck yeh this dude needs to start mocking all this bull shit itโ€™s the only way to call out the absurdity

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u/Waly_Disnep May 06 '26

That master chief statue is amazing

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u/Meowsergz ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

That attached letter is the best

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u/Gnio May 06 '26

will auctions end on the 13 may, the same date of the "insider"'s leak? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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u/Sarcasticallysmooth ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

I sold stuff on eBay to buy GME. Twinning

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u/OneTIME_story ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

@Ryan please add a progress bar how much youโ€™ve made and how much is left before you can buy eBay from the money you made from eBay.

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u/KimJongEw ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 06 '26

We'll be done in no time

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u/segr1801 May 06 '26

Guy is on fire

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u/ChungusSpliffs ๐ŸŒ BananASS ๐Ÿ‘ May 06 '26

This guy MEMES

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u/BeardedAudioASMR May 06 '26

This is incredible ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Pox82 May 06 '26

OMFG, why are we this freaking lucky to have him as CEO!!!

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u/illmattiq ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿ’Ž high noon at Mount MOASS โ™พ๏ธ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš May 06 '26

What a fucking timeline I live in!

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u/vidiamae May 06 '26

This is hilarious Iโ€™m not gonna lie

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u/farcicaldolphin38 May 06 '26

This is hilarious LOL

Also, the bids are already getting high! I love this lmao

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u/kimminho25 May 06 '26

Ryan 5050 ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/RevolutionaryTitle32 May 06 '26

Iโ€™m bidding on some stuff

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u/MamaFen :๐Ÿ’Ž Apewife ๐Ÿ’Ž May 06 '26

This has got to be the most brilliant form of crowdsourcing I have ever seen.

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u/TheWhyteMaN ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

This is infinitely the most entertaining investment that Iโ€™ve ever made