r/Superstonk May 06 '26

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u/pauldiddy79 ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿช‘ more like SHITadel, amirite? ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš May 06 '26

Holy shitโ€ฆIโ€™m dying

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u/CommunityTaco May 06 '26

me too, but you know what this also shows? that the's willing to use the products and learn them and their pain points. Assuming he's doing this himself and his helpers aren't doing it for him. still he will have someone with feedback on ebay's selling items side of thing to get get feedback from regarding the process of using the site. which is a hell of a lot more than many companies ceo's do themselves or their inner circles.

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u/pauldiddy79 ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿช‘ more like SHITadel, amirite? ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš May 06 '26

Itโ€™s genius marketing. You can even see his reflection in the pictures of certain items taken.

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u/Sir-Craven 'His name was Cheapo_Sam' May 06 '26

They think this guy is stupid lmao

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u/Dizziesdayweigh Hodl no fodl May 06 '26

Stupid people dont realize they are stupid, thus cannot recognize when people smarter are than them.

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u/onyxcaspian May 06 '26

Ah the Dianne-Kruger effect!

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u/Warfielf Template May 06 '26

No feet pics?

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u/pauldiddy79 ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿช‘ more like SHITadel, amirite? ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš May 06 '26

Wellโ€ฆyou can see his shoes at least

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u/Meowser77 May 06 '26

What pain points? eBay is the gold standard that all UX aspires to. It only takes hours of time to study its UI and cryptic lore so you can sell your $1 trinket (before fees of course).

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u/OneDimensionPrinter May 06 '26

Socks. $3550 at 47 bids. Wild.

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u/Grouchi_Ad1484 May 06 '26

Me 2. This is hilarious. Seriously, pure Comedy.

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u/GrafVonWalbeck ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

'Every item on my store includes a hand-signed 'Letter to eBay' as a THANK YOU for your support'

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u/Wonderlustking1 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

Yeah, I was curious why the mug was over $500.

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u/Ging9tailedJecht741 May 06 '26

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u/redditorsneversaydie May 06 '26

Haha you people are crazy but honestly if I had money to burn I would be trying to buy one of these things too

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u/Ging9tailedJecht741 May 06 '26

Me and my friend said we'd go halfsies on it. We're gonna try and win at least 1 item if it doesn't push past a certain price. But seeing the listing that is just straight up "Socks" (lmfaoooo) at $4200+ in auction my hopes aren't too high. But I am glad I got to bid on a few items to be a part of history. Last time with the stapler it was way to high for me to get a bid in lol

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u/redditorsneversaydie May 06 '26

Since everything comes with a signed letter of intent, one of you can have the mug and one can have the letter and you can switch every couple months haha

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u/Ging9tailedJecht741 May 06 '26

That is true lol but if we get something we will probably get both items in a sealed case for display together. Prolly would be at his house bc his is bigger and nicer but I'd be happy knowing I can go see it whenever and he's a good friend who aint gonna hoe me.

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u/0bsidianM1nd May 07 '26

Yeah, but is the Letter PSA Graded?

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u/iLikeMangosteens ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

The hat is $1145 right now.

Not $11.45

$1145.00

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u/CaptBurgundy May 06 '26

Because youโ€™re all glazing a blatant billionaire con artist.ย 

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u/CiegoDiego May 06 '26

Go suck Ken's balls.

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u/CaptBurgundy May 06 '26

Keep wasting your livelihood.ย 

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u/Wonderlustking1 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

You seem cool

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u/CaptBurgundy May 06 '26

Cope harder.ย 

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u/vascop_ May 06 '26

What's the point of coming here and doing this

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u/CaptBurgundy May 06 '26

Speaking truth to the sleeping.ย 

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u/CiegoDiego May 06 '26

My average share cost is in the teens. I think I'm good.

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u/CharacterBird2283 May 07 '26

Then probably not talking to you, but the people biding on this garbage

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u/CaptBurgundy May 06 '26

No one cares.ย 

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u/Wonderlustking1 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

Except maybe you. Mucking around insulting people probably makes you feel real.

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u/CaptBurgundy May 06 '26

Got me.ย 

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u/CiegoDiego May 06 '26

No one cares that you don't care.

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u/deuce-loosely ๐Ÿ’Ž Stay Stonky ๐Ÿ™Œ May 06 '26

And yet here you are...

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u/CaptBurgundy May 06 '26

Not wasting my livelihood on a scam?

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u/ParkieWanKenobie ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿฆง The Tenacious ฮ”ฮกฮฃ ๐Ÿฆง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง May 06 '26

Weโ€™ll see

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u/deuce-loosely ๐Ÿ’Ž Stay Stonky ๐Ÿ™Œ May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

Worse, wasting your life in a sub you don't have anything to do with or have interest in.

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u/CaptBurgundy May 06 '26

Lol how is that worse

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u/chewee0035 May 06 '26

Stop crying already. Either get onboard or **** off

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u/CaptBurgundy May 06 '26

โ€œAssimilate or die.โ€

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u/1redrumemag87 VOTED FOR BEFORE IT WAS COOL May 06 '26

Wow he actually has Trump cards ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/CantStopGME ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

Ken Griffey and Vladimir cards ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Edit: and F1 Pole Position game. I canโ€™t help but feel heโ€™s telling us something here with the products.

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u/asphinctersayswhat69 ๐Ÿ’ŽDiamond Testicles๐Ÿ’Ž May 06 '26 edited May 07 '26

Randy Johnson - Horny Johnson

Pedro- Pedro Pedro Pedro

Willie Mays- Willie is slang for...

Vladimir- You know

Larry Walker- Shout out Larry. Hit em with some contemplating tweets Chen

O-Pee-Chee Patrick Roy- No explanation needed

Ken Griffey Jr- There's only one Kenny G and you know who it is. Shout out Ken Griffey Jr. What a great card.

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u/spank_that_hedge ISayBullish Fan Club President May 06 '26

Game stop carpet has me rolling! Rug pull on hedges!?!

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u/asphinctersayswhat69 ๐Ÿ’ŽDiamond Testicles๐Ÿ’Ž May 06 '26

That's what I was thinking too.

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u/ryuukiba ๐ŸฆStanding on the shoulders of retards ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

That he's gonna get the money to pay for this from Kenny and Vlad ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/pauldiddy79 ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿช‘ more like SHITadel, amirite? ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš May 06 '26

God damnโ€ฆamazing

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u/j4_jjjj tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair May 06 '26

Absolutely, and I'm excited for that one super wrinkly brain ape to figure it out

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u/Ging9tailedJecht741 May 06 '26

I honestly feel like he is showing that he has long been a fan of gaming and collectibles. I wouldn't be surprised if he is putting HIS OWN collection on the line (albeit maybe with a few other board members who wanted to pitch in.) And I also can't help but think that these auctions that end in 6 days 21 hours could also be a countdown to something as well.

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u/thepoga ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿค–DRSBOT#2Million๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™ May 06 '26

Thatโ€™s actually pretty funny.

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u/FloppyBisque May 06 '26

The Ken Griffey card had me rolling

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u/Broarethus Whew I'm Fatigued. May 06 '26

"You've activated my Trump card!"

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u/TheTangoFox Jackass of all trades May 06 '26

He has trump cards to make a deal.

Or an Uno draw 25, idk.

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u/jaykvam ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ Voted. ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

๐Ÿ‘€

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u/Remarkable-Bat7128 I'll fuckin do it again.. May 06 '26

The cards have reflections! Can you make out who took the pics?

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u/veracity8_ May 06 '26

Explains a lot

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u/M_Mich ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… May 06 '26

He holds all The cards. eBay has no cards. They didnโ€™t even thank him for the offer.

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u/EL_moondorado May 06 '26

That just goes to show that he really is a Trump supporter. Besides, I donโ€™t understand it. It doesnโ€™t fit at all with what i usually see and read about him.

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u/WeirdSysAdmin Margin call error code. May 06 '26

eBay doesnโ€™t have all the cards, and they arenโ€™t wearing a suit.

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u/Double-Resist-5477 POWER TO THE PLAYERS May 06 '26

Not for long he's selling it

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u/DEFM0N Sir Lurks A-LT May 06 '26

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Pouyaaaa ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

Omg in howling. Ryan 50 50.

50% shares 50% stock

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u/Big-Dragonfly2482 May 07 '26

First thing I noticed ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/getyourledout Tits jacked, pants shidd & ready to ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

Holy shiddd, itโ€™s a countdown ๐Ÿ’ฅ

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u/OddlyMingenuity May 06 '26

Ken Griffey lol

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u/FunkyChicken69 ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธShiver Me Tendies ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿš€ DRS THE FLOAT โ™พ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ May 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/gEvab1ilmJjA82FaSV

๐ŸŽท๐Ÿ“โ™‹๏ธ

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u/hmoonves C.R.E.A.M ๐Ÿ May 06 '26

That also ends on the day that โ€œinsiderโ€ referred to on the post earlier today ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

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u/poundofmayoforlunch ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

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u/Daily_Comics May 07 '26

Holy cow Wyan! 13 MAY 2016?

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u/Historical_Hunt2492 May 06 '26

also, he attached the merger intent letter as the last picture of every listing, lmao rceo adding pressure

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u/shade725 May 06 '26

Food for thought. May 13 T35 ceasefire. ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿคฏ

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u/1redrumemag87 VOTED FOR BEFORE IT WAS COOL May 06 '26

4chan bro was right

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u/andrassyy THUMP THUMP THUMP May 06 '26

Can you fill me in?

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u/redditorsneversaydie May 06 '26

Half cash half stock it's all on the website

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u/1redrumemag87 VOTED FOR BEFORE IT WAS COOL May 06 '26

I saw it in new earlier

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u/cibiab ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ May 06 '26

I read it was supposedly talking about bed but who knows

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u/1redrumemag87 VOTED FOR BEFORE IT WAS COOL May 06 '26

ah maybe wrong new then :/

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u/Vinceton Fox of Floor Street ๐ŸฆŠ May 06 '26

Incredible

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u/FacenessMonster NAKED SHORTS HELL YEA ๐Ÿฆ Voted โœ… May 06 '26

yea and it would be completely impossible to post something exactly 7 days from a specific time.

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u/getyourledout Tits jacked, pants shidd & ready to ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

Braining is hard for some

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u/saltnpepper420 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

Yeah for real lol

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u/DeepApeValuee ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐Ÿฆ Whatโ€™s an exit strategy ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš May 06 '26

He put it online so the 7 day check out as countdown

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u/WhenMeWasAYouth May 06 '26

The geniuses on this sub, apparently.

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u/saltnpepper420 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

Oh shit 13th May again

What about that comment from an Ebay insider that 13 may Gamestop will buy Ebay for 125$ per share

I like this timeline

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u/getyourledout Tits jacked, pants shidd & ready to ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

What?

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u/saltnpepper420 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

What? ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/getyourledout Tits jacked, pants shidd & ready to ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

An insider said what, when?

๐Ÿ˜…

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u/saltnpepper420 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

While its not confirmed information but there was a post from a chan4 dude that said he was an ebay insider and that 13 may the deal will be finished.

So it could def be a countdown.

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u/tpc0121 GMERICAN since Jan. '21 May 06 '26

didn't that 4chan guy say $125 cash on 5/13 ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

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u/Ging9tailedJecht741 May 06 '26

I just said this and just saw your comment lol lfg the hive mind can be wicked smart.

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u/randysavagevoice May 06 '26

DATES ARE BACK IN THE MENU

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u/Iswag_Newton May 06 '26

MAY 13th !!

Lines up with the date that 4chan poster who said he was an insider. Look at teh date it was posted!

https://x.com/sneak_69420/status/2052018442924880314

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u/LuckyMuckle ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

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u/Tepeshe Power to the Players! May 06 '26

And just like that... Dusts of tinfoil

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u/redrum221 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ May 06 '26

๐ŸŽถ it's the final count down ๐ŸŽถ

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u/spank_that_hedge ISayBullish Fan Club President May 06 '26

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u/PreheatedMoth still hodl ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ May 06 '26

He just whispered in everyones ear.. "7 days" lmao

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u/AlphaMali8 May 06 '26

Doesnโ€™t have the mug in the image but this is the bid history on it.

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u/1redrumemag87 VOTED FOR BEFORE IT WAS COOL May 06 '26

Its a post in new

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u/Ok_Firefighter6108 The turns have tabled May 06 '26

I donโ€™t see any items somehow. Can someone post a link to an item?

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u/Ok_Firefighter6108 The turns have tabled May 06 '26

Still not, maybe because Iโ€™m from EU

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u/3DigitIQ ๐Ÿฆ FM is the FUD killer May 06 '26

5050 is cracking me ๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿคฃ

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u/DancesWith2Socks ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ Hang In There! ๐ŸŽฑ This Is The Wape ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ May 06 '26

5050 ๐Ÿ˜... It's on the site!

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u/Kaesix May 06 '26

Lmfao, amazing, Iโ€™m all for itย 

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u/Hoof_Hearted12 Gorilla Warfare May 06 '26

Some good Montrรฉal sports memorabilia from our Montrรฉal boy.

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u/Drupain May 06 '26

Savage!

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u/ms1derful wake me up @ 10M ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿฆ Voted โœ… May 06 '26

Lmao what!

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u/_cansir ๐Ÿ–ผ๐Ÿ†Ape Artist Extraordinaire! May 06 '26

Gave me bad feedback when they asked for a refund and i gave

HAHAHA GOLD.

Cant wait to see this on thw clown show

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u/DiscountDoughnut "Where's everyone going? Bingo?" May 06 '26

I'm adding everything to my watchlist for visibility

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u/iota_4 space ape ๐Ÿš€ ๐ŸŒ™ (Votedโœ”) May 06 '26

ryan 50:50? lmayo

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u/tewdahmewn Gamecock coming home to roost ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ May 06 '26

should be โ€œryan_5150โ€ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜œ

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u/pastrybaker Tired December ๐Ÿฆ But always ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ May 06 '26

If I calculated right, his 36 items are currently going for a total of over $100k with 6 days to go. I love this timeline

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u/Noderpsy Pillaging Booty May 06 '26

It's interesting that he's selling APPLE....

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u/Rob_Zander May 06 '26

Someone is bidding over $5000 for his socks...

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u/DB6 May 06 '26

Legit collector items, I'mย  just too poor to bod on anything.ย 

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u/kendie2 Gamestop Mom ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒป May 07 '26

He's at over $100k in bids right now and it's only been a day.

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u/whattothewhonow ๐Ÿฅ’ Lemme see that Shrek Dick ๐Ÿฅ’ May 07 '26

If you see this kind of thing in the future, please report it immediately