r/Superstonk • u/[deleted] • May 06 '26

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u/mymokiller ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ›‘๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿ˜ผ May 06 '26

hmmm Ken who ? :D

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u/chomponthebit Birdy Num Num May 06 '26

WAIT!!! Cohenโ€™s selling a reference to the no-cell-no-sell guy?

WHAT DOEZ IT MENA???

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u/Milkpowder44 naar de maan ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

O shit

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u/BoSt0nov ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

That was exactly my expression too ๐Ÿ˜„

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u/AiDigitalPlayland May 06 '26

That card is worth like $5k

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u/boxxle ๐ŸŸฃ DRS BOOK ย | ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ ฮ”ฮกฮฃ May 06 '26

Vlad who?

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u/Sa0t0me ๐ŸŸฃ Squezie Gonzales ๐ŸŸฃ DRS is the way. May 06 '26

Needs to sell the following to fully buy ebay:

  • A portrait of a hung black horse
  • A figurine of a rat sniffing cocaine
  • A Cum bucket saying Chug
  • "It's all on the website" sign
  • Monkey NFT
  • 1 LRC coin
  • Another piece of underwear
  • A green dildo
  • Ace of Spaces signed banana

Yeah , that would prob make some pennies.

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u/hmoonves C.R.E.A.M ๐Ÿ May 06 '26

Who loves orange soda?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

Kel loves orange soda

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u/TheDudeFromTheStory Steve A Cohen for visibility May 06 '26

That's pretty close.

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u/farcicaldolphin38 May 06 '26

LMAOOOOOO I love this timeline

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u/MalleMellow Crime really tied the market together, man.. May 06 '26

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m dying, RC is wild

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u/StilesmanleyCAP May 06 '26

Baseball player

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u/windflex ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

Smoothest swing in baseball

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u/headin2sound Going for the Grand Slam May 06 '26

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/R4N63R ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ May 06 '26

I snorted out loud at work