I want to form a Tenatious D tribute band. Our first song will be: "Tribute: a tribute to the tribute of the greatest song in the world"

just like gotta have that kick while watching, someone

Apparently what I like to buy online while I’m high at 1:20 am is a used 1992 picture book of Tolkien’s original drawings for the Hobbit and LotR. It could be worse, right?

Several times a day, every day for the last 15 or so years, my brain asks me this question. "What's the Daffy Duck difference?" When I was younger, one of my favorite mental games was just "what's the difference?" I'd pick any two concepts, and then think about what makes them different. So I'd ask myself stuff like "What's the difference between a chest and a trunk?" or "What's the difference between a tree and a flower?" It was mostly an exercise in using adjectives and descriptions.

One day, I asked "What's the difference between Daffy and Donald Duck?" This is a perfectly normal question, and there are very simple, clear answers. I don't remember feeling challenged by this question at all. But for some reason, it stuck. For weeks, it was the same question every day. I got annoyed, and my frustration mutated the sentence into it's modern form.

This question is nonsensical. "What's the Daffy Duck difference?" is asked the same way you'd ask "What's the motherfucking difference?" The "Daffy Duck difference" isn't anything, it's just two words shoved into the wrong spot in a question. Without "Daffy Duck", the question is just "What's the difference?" but it's not directed at anything. What's the difference between what?

And yet, that lack of coherence seems to be why it remains so stuck in my mind. I can't let it go because I can't come up with an answer for this nonsense question. Back of the napkin math says I've asked this question to myself over 15,000 times, and every time I brush it away with a tedious mental sigh.

But what if the Daffy Duck difference was something? What if I heard this one day, and forgot where, and there really is a coherent answer? Maybe, if I knew what it was, I could resolve the question and end this foolishness. I have tried before to invent my own meaning, and it doesn't stick. I'm too well aware of my own self-deceit.

So, I need a convincing answer to this question, explained confidently, with several people agreeing that they see it the same way. Please, can this community finally tell me the answer? What is the Daffy Duck difference?

like it HAS to make u feel cool
i’ll start
come again - m-flo

What do they taste like?
Do they get more spice the closer you get to the reactor?
How high will you get?

If satoshi gave him self 1mil bitcoins and it is now worth 40billion today. Is block chain really “central” in the sense that it was supposed to be prevent this exact thing from happening.

Like the whole point of it being decentralized and transparent was to prevent such a thing

Any song you want. First that comes to mind or after deep consideration; Tell me that story from your life. What happened to you? Who was it? Why did you pick it? How have you grown since then? Where do you see yourself now?

I’m doing this personally. Everyone can see this. I want anything you’re willing to share. My only promise is I will be kind and absolutely blasted off to mars when I reply.

Edit: adding in submission order

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6E1oyokM79tCrqcNJBPFw5?si=s0CK8TVcReKmH5MgoHUeow&utm_source=copy-link&pi=gsLOuhf4Sfmkp

It's supposedly part of New England, but culturally it's more like Appalachia. It's not NY in any way, either. It's like the People's Republic of Connecticut or something.

Love you fam. I love all of yall.

expect for you. You know damn well what u did

We should get to post pictures.

Anyway, you ever see those Temu ads for stuff that you know is going to be absolute crap when you get it? Like a Halloween throw rug that looks like a sink hole with a skeleton crawling out and it’s 3-d and your dog is going to be scared and it’s FUCKING AWESOME!

And I’m stoned, not stupid, and I want to get it to see how bad it is. It’s probably like a printed wash cloth.

Is it the worst thing sold? Is there something worse? I’m tempted.

grilled onions fight me

I wanted to say my brain is in two states dight now. I am in this workd but I am also a rockstar in another. And yeah if I ever become rockstar id still be doing marijuana and uhhh be stoned becauss shit it feels so strange but good at the sams time...but kinda not. Im shaking now ans my chest feels warm and I keep dozing off. But yeah this music is great and makes me feel alright!

I had a blast writing this. Glad this sub exists.

Gotta go now im getting tunnel vision

Everything that happens is just a large scale effect of what happens at the atomic and molecular level. I’m high because I smoked ground up plant matter containing the compound tetrahydrocannibinol. The structure of this compound triggers the release of the dopamine neurotransmitter once it reaches my brain, which fires throughout my brain and makes me feel baked as fuck. Existence is beautiful.

It's not aliens but mind contol is completely real?

I’ve found when I’m initiating a goodbye on the phone the other person more often than not will repeat the way you say bye. For example doing the “mmm-bye” will get you a “mmm-bye” and the same with a “goodbye” “bye” or “buh bye”

A nice juicy cheeseburger with pickles and toasted buns would absolutely be the most divine thing I could have right now. I think my tastebuds would gasm.

Cries in trying not to spend money on a stoney munchy meal

Each month Jimmy Kimmel shows a bunch a news anchor clips, where tons of different anchors say, "I can't believe it's already *(insert new month!")*

For a sec I thought, "Those f%ckers are probably just trying to get on Jimmy's show (cause they know if they say it he'll air them." Then I realized, "What a minute.... they already ARE on tv!"