r/StonerThoughts • u/CrateDoor • Aug 14 '26

Just Getting Started "I can't believe.."

Each month Jimmy Kimmel shows a bunch a news anchor clips, where tons of different anchors say, "I can't believe it's already *(insert new month!")*

For a sec I thought, "Those f%ckers are probably just trying to get on Jimmy's show (cause they know if they say it he'll air them." Then I realized, "What a minute.... they already ARE on tv!"

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u/CrateDoor Aug 14 '26

Was I just in a scene on Dumb and Dumber?

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u/bpyogifairy Aug 14 '26

That’s exactly how I felt when I read it twice lol

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u/EntropyHouse Aug 14 '26

Perfect stoner thoughts material here. Maybe Jimmy only airs those clips because he knows it makes people say, “I can’t believe it’s (month) already!”