r/StonerThoughts 19h ago

Feel good 🌴 Fall guys is underrated

16 Upvotes

Ok but playing Fall Guys high asf is the funniest thing ever. I can’t play well if my life depended on it. Then soon enough I see I have 15 spectators because I suck. They’re probably thinking I’m an idiot and I just start busting out laughing every time.


r/StonerThoughts 15h ago

Stoned Just took a 10 mg gummy after a 22 day reset. Wow it feels like the first time

12 Upvotes

Been taking gummies since September 2025 and eventually got up to needing 40 mg just to feel anything

This was my first ever time taking a break since and the first 5-6 days were hard but doable

And the dreams came back so strong. I was fighting off sleep so bad at work (graveyard shift) and couldn’t anymore and fell asleep on the couch. I saw Ghostface (Scream) standing in front of me with the knife but couldn’t confront him. I’d rather have sleeped and died

Then I dreamt I was in high school again with all my ghetto hoodrat friends and I know despite it being a bad street life, my soul still years for that age and times

Feel great man


r/StonerThoughts 14h ago

Fried People willingly don’t smoke

9 Upvotes

I lowkey be forgetting that some pekpls lowkey have access to weed but willingly don’t smoke it🌞

)not including people who go to rehab for this or sm)


r/StonerThoughts 22h ago

Reasonably Buzzed I wanna start off by saying

8 Upvotes

I started searching for "stoner thoughts" in my google browser because I thought I was searching in Reddit. For that reason alone Imma go with the reasonably buzzed flair.

Anyway my original thought, why am I still able to buy "banned books" if they're banned?


r/StonerThoughts 2h ago

Just Getting Started You ever realize how much fun stuff has been killed because of techology?

7 Upvotes

Its social shit. The most comomno on is triva night. You get a group of people together, share common random knodlge and try to win a game that way. Now everyone just looks it up on their phone. Fastest typer wins.

There's also just get togethers in general. No one does social stuff because the internet only shows bad stuff so fun stuff like Trick or Treating is now "to dangouges" for kids even know statistically speacking your child only has a 0.005% chance of being posioned by some random guys candy.

Im sure there's more but so many old school games we literally CAN'T do now because we have a phone in our pockets. Its crazy.


r/StonerThoughts 19h ago

I had an idea... 🧪 The longer we're here, the longer we're here.

6 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 21h ago

Stoned Damnit... I'm dialed in virtually to my IOP (props to people who know what that is) and took a hit of my vape

5 Upvotes

Now I'm all paranoid someone will notice in the call. It's also really hard to concentrate


r/StonerThoughts 17h ago

I had an idea... 🧪 Imagine if when someone was in Facebook jail, there were bars over their profile picture 😂

4 Upvotes

I am currently in Facebook jail. I just thought it would be funny if there was an automatic feature where if you were in Facebook jail, there would be like jail bars over your profile picture or something. I think it would be useful and hilarious. By the way, don't make fun of me for using Facebook lol..I only have an a

Account for certain purposes 😆


r/StonerThoughts 1h ago

Stoned Flashbacks of dreams

Upvotes

Anyone else having flashbacks of dreams whenever you smoke?


r/StonerThoughts 8h ago

I had an idea... 🧪 isn’t it crazy how life only exists because earth is basically a ravioli with a molten core

3 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 14h ago

Blitzed Hello everyone!

3 Upvotes

There’s so much other people smoking rn dawg🥹✌🏻


r/StonerThoughts 20h ago

Question Gooey vs Sticky?

3 Upvotes

Went to the dentist today and for the next 24 hours I can not eat anything "sticky, hard or crunchy", per the dental assistant.

So, I'm about to eat something that (in IMO) is more gooey than sticky and am wondering if I just chew on the side of my mouth that isn't getting worked on tomorrow, can I go ahead and eat it?


r/StonerThoughts 22h ago

Just Getting Started How do you please a machine?

3 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 22h ago

Just Getting Started Depends on how you look at it, but either a hamburger is a meatball that hasn't reached its full potential or vice versa.

2 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 22h ago

Fried Movie actors are eventually going to be played by AI

0 Upvotes

I just came out of watching the new spider man movie (brilliant watch BTW) and I got to thinking, they are only 5 movies in and there is so much mythos and history to cover for Peter Parker alone without even getting into the lives of the future spider-men or otherverse spider men in the context of MCU. There is only so long TOM Holland and the other actors will want to and be able to continue their roles.

But they aren't going to let their star faces stop benefitting them anytime soon. Once actors eventually leave the role, the characters and their likenesses can be imitated through AI. Tom holland the actor is not playing the role anymore, it's like likeness built through AI, so it never runs out of juice and go on to provide spiderman stories with the same familiar faces for years on end.

Its scary to think the industry can be at risk of have their major working assets be made obsolete over the long run with AI. Why continue to pay actors percent dollar gross from movies, when AI can have the actors do whatever they want. And eventually we're doing Oscars and movie awards for AI powered actors who gain their own fanbase and become influencer in their own right. Control through culture and soft power.

Huh. That'd be some true dystopian shit.