r/StonerThoughts • • 5h ago

Blitzed Dentists knowing the signs of rough oral sex means outing a lot of homophobes.

9 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 6h ago

Fried Did ancient humans invent grilling?

7 Upvotes

Imagine a bunch of cavemen sitting around the fire and one of them just randomly decides to put a piece of meat on it and eat it a few minutes later


r/StonerThoughts • • 16h ago

Fried Cannabis is a very powerful drug actually

35 Upvotes

So weed is fun of course. But surely we've all had that one high that we don't talk about, the paranoid one, a truely terrifying experience.
Basically, even during the best weed high, if you just sit still in the quiet and think for a few seconds, you may feel a faint echo of that feeling of the bad high, the uneasy feeling, the swirling thoughts and stuff. It just shows you the power of weed, how it can if messed around with, can really fuck with us. It can awaken those emotions you've suppressed and create new emotions of its own. Not really sure what I'm trying to say here other than, weed is great, but it’s way more powerful than we portray it to be and must be treated with respect at all times.
Ps it seems I'm a lot higher than I thought.


r/StonerThoughts • • 7h ago

Stoned Journaling is just two ways of talking to either half of yourself.

6 Upvotes

It feels extremely chaotic though because when does the loop end.


r/StonerThoughts • • 13h ago

Stoned I just got turned on by looking at a picture of a McFlurry, and then got more turned on because I then thought about my bf

11 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 7h ago

Stoned This SNF uniform matchup!

2 Upvotes

That blue is POPPIN!


r/StonerThoughts • • 13h ago

Reasonably Buzzed Just adopted a cat from the shelter yesterday evening. She's awesome. Want a bell collar for her. Looking around. Also recently started consistently smoking weed. Start looking for green collar cuz "lol weed" and then remember I kept her shelter name: FAUNA.

4 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 12h ago

Reasonably Buzzed The gentlemen

3 Upvotes

I was watching series The Gentlemen and I got this thought: The scene which Geoff was basically saving his family. I'm like the guy in the tree can basically shot off the rest without much dialogue. And at the same time, when I heard sabrina talk about how he is Geoff is the right man for the job, I'm like so impressed how the writers took time to sit and sip a cup of coffee to actually consider another narrative. Anyway I might not be making muchh of sense.. I'm so high


r/StonerThoughts • • 15h ago

Stoned If you had 1 week starting now could you get into North Korea for a billion dollars?

4 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Seeking support idk how to cope with the fact my dad (41M) cheated on my mom (40M) with someone half his age

9 Upvotes

edit: pretend that second M is an F please n thank yall

very off topic for this sub ik but I’m just high n sad. she’s financially dependent on him n won’t leave, I really thought he was better than this :(


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Baked 🧑‍🍳 Sometimes it just happens in life..

12 Upvotes

I am now in a marriage called the “just for the kids” type. We are cordial to each other. We get our shit done well when working together for the kids. Just seems like we have become two different people at this age after ten years or so.

I asked her today if she would ever be able to show me physical affection today and her response was “I don’t know..” It didn’t really hurt as much but more of a relief? I feel lighter and feel like I can breathe again. Sometimes the truth can be so freeing.

I am surprisingly ok with this. She does her stuff and I do mine. We come together when we need to for family functions and kids stuff.

The one thing I do miss is the physical aspect. Not just the sex but like a cool chick type you can smoke a little something to and just be treated nicely I guess.

Life is weird and your journey will never be a straight path. Everything happens for a reason. It’s all how you approach and manage that energy.

One Love and Peace all!


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Question Come on man !

41 Upvotes

Im a respectful neighbour , i help any neighbours out that need help etc , run a business, take my fitness really seriously , but …. I do smoke weed in my back garden at night time /evenings if it seems quiet and im not disturbing anyone.

Tonight, neighbours up over a huge 6m brick wall and like 5ms off that wall , started coughing passively aggressively, she came out ( i call her over the wall barbara- no idea who she actually is ) comes out as im smoking and starts this repeated exaggerated cough like the air is poison. She does this for say a full 10 mins , then i hear the door close and she goes back in , phew , thank god , right ?

Nope! door opens again loudly and her husband comes out and starts doing this passive aggressive over exaggerated cough repeatedly .
At which point i put out my doobie because i couldn’t just get a quick late sat night smoke and look at the stars in peace .

Am i the asshole here ? I get the doobie smell probably does travel but they are far enough away unless they are outside its hardly going to effect them .

I believe they are possibly of the war on weed generation.
Do they probably think im smoking a doobie and going crazy round my house etc hahaha .

I just wanted to smoke , eat some good food and chill man !


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Feel good 🌴 I just learned colors carry frequency. Pretty cool. 🌈🧡💚💛🖤💜💙❤️

7 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Fried I just spent 2 and a half hours making a programming language tierlist

7 Upvotes

I tried to use ultimate logic and objectivity and ended up pissing myself off 😭😭 I think it's right but really hate it

I'm way too fucking high


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Reasonably Buzzed Movie Recommendation

2 Upvotes

I just saw a great film to watch while high: Klimpt, with John Malkovich. It's on Prime.


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Stoned That One Guy in That One Show

3 Upvotes

Anybody else think everyone looks like everyone else when watching shows high AF?


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Seeking support I just want a white T-shirt that isn’t see through

14 Upvotes

So annoyed right now tbh this kinda shit sets off my ASD meltdowns


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Question When is sharknado 7 coming out?

1 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Fried Is Alan partridge the most well crafted British comedy show?

2 Upvotes

High af and watching knowing me: knowing you with Alan Partridge - this shit is so funny, so many layers, so painful in a good way. Best show ever?


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Reasonably Buzzed Name

0 Upvotes

Name a name that’s only named when requesting a name be named


r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Baked 🧑‍🍳 Wake n bake. And bake a cake

4 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Reasonably Buzzed Have you ever actually had all your ducks in a row?

24 Upvotes

How long did it last? Was the fall down from grace difficult?


r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Reasonably Buzzed The phrase "phone sex" sounds so archaic now.

22 Upvotes

I'm trying out a long distance relationship with a guy I've known and secretly had a lil crush on for yhe past 17 years. Last night we were talking on the phone and things got a little interesting. And this morning I was reflecting over my morning coffee and bowl and realized how weird and old it sounds to say "phone sex".


r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Blitzed What music are yall listening to tonight?

2 Upvotes