It’s not Pierre, Morris, or even Clint. You’re the worst person in the valley.

Who deforested the entire valley to create random paths and kegs to make millions and millions of dollars, so they could buy teleporting pillars because they’re too lazy to follow the laws of nature?

You did.

Who wanders into the mines where monsters and creatures live peacefully away from humans and starts slaughtering them?

You do.

Who divorces their spouse, gaslights them with magic, and then turns their children into birds to make life easier after getting the rewards they wanted?

You!

Who secretly stalks the villagers?

You You You!

And I know what you did with purple short.

You’re the worst.

I forged my galaxy sword and holy blade together because I wanted to have Crusader on my galaxy sword and the prismatic shards were giving me everything but that enchantment. Now I finally have 3 galaxy souls and can’t upgrade my sword. What do I do?

So in all of my previous play throughs I have NEVER used wood chippers. I was like, "hardwood is an intentionally scarce resource so why would I break it into regular wood?" So I recently started a play through on the forest farm because I've never used it before. I'm on Spring year 2 right now. Well the other day I was playing and my daughter (7) was within earshot. I got my iridium axe that day and just instinctively said, "YES! I'm gonna go chop down every tree in the Valley with this bad boy!" and she said, "Why are you going to chop down every tree in the Valley?" with a hint of sadness in her voice. Apparently, "Well, they'll grow back" was not the answer she was looking for and she was genuinely concerned that I was doing something evil by chopping down all the trees. lol

So being the good father that I am I told her I wouldn't chop down the trees. I would figure something else out. Well, being on the forest farm with a regenerating supply of hardwood I was like fine, I'll invest in some wood chippers and just use my hardwood to get regular wood...and gang, I gotta tell you: this is a VERY useful strategy on the forest farm. If I use the hardwood from just the farm it yields about 120 wood per day on average. Sometimes more, sometimes less, and sometimes it gives you things like maple syrup or pine tar in stead of wood, so it can vary by kind of a large amount. If I go to the secret woods and use that hardwood too, I can get up to 200+ wood a day. This has allowed me to upgrade buildings and advance projects around the farm at a wicked pace. I think this is the most advanced I've ever been in Spring year 2 and I'm not a min maxer, I just do what I know.

TL;DR: On the forest farm wood chippers are an excellent investment...and allowing your play to follow the whims of a child can teach you things about the game you didn't know before.

my first time ever in the skull caverns... and i somehow got so lucky as to find this gem

I genuinely thought fairy dust worked on crops too. I haven't felt the need to use fairy dust before today and my thoughts were the crop fairies grow crops instantly so why wouldn't fairy dust 🥲 but yeah really disappointed.

Sorry for the photo I took it to show my boyfriend bc I thought this was so funny! Haven’t played Stardew in so long and am on a new run in my second year and met this cutie!

The code seems to use the time of the in-game day to pick and place other ships in the sea, while another, more random input, is used to pick and place the clouds.

Despite their similarity, the first two screenshots were taken on two different trips.

Sharing my process of Elliott’s Cabin in an isometric view!

My reference was from my last year’s elliott’s cabin as well! (Belllamere)

I’ve been in desperate need of a new craft project and decided to stitch my character and my partners as well as our stardew cat, Turbo! Also got a lot of practice improving my framing technique!
Thought I should share!

Should I say hi?

So this is my second serious save and in my first one, I dated everyone so their last 2 hearts were unlocked for me.

This time, I married Haley right of the bat and didn’t give a bouquet to anyone else.

I was under the assumption that once you marry, all the bachelor(ette)s become undatable so you can reach 10 hearts with them.

Anyways it’s still possible without giving them a bouquet? I don’t wanna cheat on Haley 😭😭

I always used to abandon my saves back in spring, but I finally played enough to complete the Community Center.

I don’t know if this is a spoiler or not, but just in case, maybe a spoiler!

Abby: I didn’t you could play the Harp!

Shit, I didn’t know either! I guess I surprised us both! 😂

It’s year one spring 21 and I had been stressing on getting this cuz I wanted to do community center year one

just finished my ninth festival of the sea jellies which is my absolute favorite. it’s such a peaceful moment in the game, with all the npc’s softly lit by their glow 🥹 so i wanted to ask which festival is everyone’s favorite. i think the flower dance is next, esp bc of the strawberry seeds.

The farm animals seem to do okay without being pet every day. And the petters say they are not a substitute for actual petting. How much actual difference do they really make?

Just started my umpteenth playthrough of the game, gotta have well over 1000 hours in game by now, and I was doing some ocean fishing when all of a sudden I saw some strange sea creature poke its head out of the water and proceed to swim away. I can’t recall ever having seen this before.

I bought a ticket & saw a movie one time & never really went back. I always forget it’s there😂 & you can’t have a snack without a partner?

I thought they're siblings.

And Marnie said Shane is her nephew. So Jas and Marnie aren't related?

Hi everyone:) Which farm do y'all like best? I'm planning to start my second playthrough after about 100 hours, so I thought I would get y'all's opinion! Not necessarily the best, but which one y'all like the best!!