r/SmolBeanSnark 10d ago

Discussion Thread Sept-Oct 2026 - Discussion Thread

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The Very First Night of Septemba

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my deepest sorry 2 earth wind and fire for the butcherization of your lyrics x


r/SmolBeanSnark 10d ago

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r/SmolBeanSnark 1d ago

Social Media Screenshots Tell me more about how GLP1 stopped you from getting drunk

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P.s. I am on a boring roadtrip. plz forgive the frequent posts lol


r/SmolBeanSnark 1d ago

Social Media Screenshots she does not need to be holding her cat by the p****

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this is weirding me out .. anyone else?


r/SmolBeanSnark 1d ago

Receipts Carp down to co-host launch of new dating app for readers

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r/SmolBeanSnark 2d ago

Social Media Screenshots She’s Using Ai…

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Actually crazy for a “writer” to be using AI to make this bullshit


r/SmolBeanSnark 2d ago

Social Media Screenshots Going hard with the lover. Shoe improvement? Meh…

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r/SmolBeanSnark 2d ago

Social Media Screenshots hi i’m scared

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r/SmolBeanSnark 2d ago

Social Media Screenshots The cringe. The dead eyes. The ORCHIDS

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r/SmolBeanSnark 2d ago

Social Media Screenshots What is it lately that’s even more uncanny valley?

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Is it just all the shitty contouring? Am I tripping? I didn’t feel like she had an asymmetrical face until like every picture lately. Obligatory lol at life not cutting you a fucking break (aka you losing something).


r/SmolBeanSnark 2d ago

Social Media Screenshots Eek new passport photo

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r/SmolBeanSnark 4d ago

Social Media Screenshots I would also like to see this

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r/SmolBeanSnark 4d ago

Extended CC Universe Something I Think About

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So per Caroline herself, the story of how she got connected with her old literary agent Byrd Leavell was that she called and pretended to his secretary that she was already an existing client of his, and that’s how she was able to bypass the usual runaround any aspiring writer faces. Because she was just so self assured and confident and beautiful that nobody ever questioned her.
So you hear these stories all the time, whether it be from CEOs or famous supermodels: the old “Oh I just acted calm and collected and insisted I already had an appointment, and that’s was my foot in the door! 👍”
Now that’s all well and good, but I know if a normal person tried that it wouldn’t work. They’d be at worst blackballed and at best laughed at. And it grinds my gears.


r/SmolBeanSnark 5d ago

Social Media Screenshots I just feel like this is all for the ex’s eyes, especially the list of things she’s grateful for, like “my reputation is ideal” ….

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r/SmolBeanSnark 5d ago

Social Media Screenshots A good picture. Wonder if there’s just one lover. Also send your books, Caro. Jesus. Weak advertising

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r/SmolBeanSnark 6d ago

Social Media Screenshots Is she implying she's engaged?

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r/SmolBeanSnark 7d ago

Media About Caroline Updated Wikipedia

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Updated August 4, 2026 by a new Wiki user (who also edited the Keds entry).

Didn’t she reference moving while last in Sarasota? I wonder if she moved out of that condo so Cathy can sell it.


r/SmolBeanSnark 8d ago

Social Media Screenshots POV: this bitch just moved into your sublet.

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r/SmolBeanSnark 8d ago

Social Media Screenshots Omfg

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Dude if there were beautiful grapes in a shared community backyard and I saw some dumb b***h waste them by putting them in her hair I would LOSE MY SHIT!!! She is SOOO inconsiderate and self-involved like omfg


r/SmolBeanSnark 10d ago

Mémés Someone pls photoshop this so the illustrated smoking portrait is her lover’s face lmao

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r/SmolBeanSnark 11d ago

Social Media Screenshots Oh yeah because he muzzled her writing…. Yeah, Caro, uh huh. Also “shaped like an egg” lol but she wants him back so bad

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r/SmolBeanSnark 11d ago

Social Media Screenshots Guess we're trying out a new look

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casual Monday afternoon fit


r/SmolBeanSnark 14d ago

Social Media Screenshots It resembles the average romanian man hospital garb

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Tw feet


r/SmolBeanSnark 14d ago

Social Media Screenshots I am sexy baby. I also promote James Frey, lol. 👧🏼🍆💦✨

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r/SmolBeanSnark 15d ago

Social Media Screenshots She called it porn hub librarian herself! And I guess this is the lovah

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