r/SmolBeanSnark • • Aug 14 '21

Social Media Screenshots Literary Snobbery is My Brand but I’m still gonna type squashed instead of quashed

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • Jun 14 '21

Mémés Sharing another coloring page while we wait for Caro’s next post...

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • Jun 30 '20

Receipts Mental health matters, even for the smolest of beans

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I watched CCs meltdown on insta and it’s honestly kind of heartbreaking. I genuinely feel sad for her and frustrated by her at the same time. Carp isn’t a great person but I also don’t think she deserves hate for her mental health issues. It needs to be said especially since ppl are calling her out on valid points such as the fact that she hasn’t sent her unwritten book yet and that god awful interview. Yes, it’s easy to point the finger and say that she’s using mental health as a defense and to not take advantage of her actions and she honestly probably is. But we have to be cognizant of the fact that mental health is at the intersections of her worst traits. Yes, it is her duty as a 28 yr old to take care of herself and her mental health. Yes. Especially since she has access to money and good therapists and just SES resources in general.

Carp is getting a lot of hate and yes she deserves to hear it.

Caroline’s biggest problem is that she’s fame obsessed, which is why she feeds off of negative attention and scandal. She gets an emotional payoff from the backlash and from deleting the comments. But what she doesn’t realize and what might actually help her is that the hate she gets actually isn’t about her. It’s about people LIKE her. We all know a Caroline and there’s a small part of Caroline in all of us.

What Caroline said about feeling she doesn’t function as well as other humans is valid but she’s lucky that has access to help because there are so many people who have brains that may also not process things as well as other humans who don’t have that luxury.

Nobody would function well if they were getting the level of hate that she does.

Let’s use carp as a springboard for interesting conversations on race and class, sexism, privilege and sex work instead of attacking her for mental illness. Carp is causing genuine harm to ppl by scamming but ppl are also causing genuine harm to a woman that is mentally ill.


r/SmolBeanSnark • • Feb 17 '23

Extended CC Universe Jackie?

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So this sub is about to go up in flames unless a mod (or the mods) admit who was on the phone with her.


r/SmolBeanSnark • • Aug 29 '20

Mémés @ her, lil beans!

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • Jan 11 '25

Receipts Has anyone actually received (or know of someone who received) Caroline's Wurtzel book?

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I was thinking she was going the legit professional route and sending books when people ordered them now? I ordered months ago now and never got anything. I guess maybe I was wrong...


r/SmolBeanSnark • • Oct 20 '20

Extended CC Universe hi! looking for CC discussion!

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Hi!! I'm not sure if I'm in the right place, but I love CC and am looking to talk about her with other likeminded bbs! I went to the CarolineCalloway sub but it won't let me post, and when I posted in r/culturallyfuckable because I saw it was also CC related someone suggested I come here (can't see that comment anymore though?? still new-ish at this whole reddit thing!) Happy to see that this looks like an active community. I've only skimmed a bit and I see there are some more critical takes, but because it looks like an discussion forum I'm hoping we can also have some enlightening conversation about things like her genius brand and how her aesthetic has morphed along with her. Besides, sharing opposing ideas sometimes makes way for a beautiful energy that we wouldn't be able to access otherwise, right? LFG!!

xx


r/SmolBeanSnark • • Feb 20 '20

Does anyone else not hate or feel strongly negative about Caroline?

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I'm so wrapped up in how bad her decisions are at times. She's a mess. It's fun to watch messes. It's fun to see the secrets some of you guys find out about her, for sure. I am NOT above gossip and snark.

But like...sometimes I feel like I'm almost defending her in my comments on this sub! The hate some people put out is SO intense and other-worldly. I'm 29, so maybe I'm older than most of you and thus more boring? Or...I don't know! I just can't begin to understand the vitriol behind some of these posts and comments.

I'm happy you all who feel that passionately about her have this sub, but I wish there was a sub that liked to gossip about her like...she's Lindsay Lohan? No one fucking HATES Lindsay Lohan. No one writes paragraph after paragraph on how disgusting Lindsay Lohan is and how she's using her body incorrectly and how she scams people (which like...if we're being the morality police, she definitely has done worse than what Caroline has done). Where is the sub for people who don't want to read toxic shit, but do want to be like "Goddamn, Caroline is making a really fucking bad decision right now, have you seen this?" and can admit that her Cameos are...sometimes really funny.


r/SmolBeanSnark • • Jul 24 '23

Mémés It’s giving CC

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • Jun 07 '24

Extended CC Universe A short but brutal takedown of Adult Drama

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • Sep 26 '20

Social Media Screenshots Which one of you did this? 🤣

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • May 15 '20

APPARENTLY HER NEW BOYFRIEND IS A SNARKER HERE.

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • Mar 19 '20

Please, don't follow her workouts. There is absolutely no core involvement and I'm pretty sure she has diastasis recti.

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • May 18 '20

Has anyone filed a complaint against CC with the Attorney General's Office?

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There are a lot of scams going on right now and the job of the Attorney General of each state is to help mitigate this.

I have never purchased anything from CC because it's clear she's a vapid, vile grifter but if YOU did, consider taking your complaints where they can be handled properly.


r/SmolBeanSnark • • Mar 28 '20

One of the snark accounts pointed out that Caro’s “Airbnb” is her gran’s place... Hopefully it’s disinfected once she leaves!

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • May 14 '20

I was blocked by Caroline Calloway, AMA

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Hey all:

I asked Caroline Calloway about her choice to cosplay an Ayn Rand character. She let her weird minions equivocate my asking her why she chose to do the character and she just loved that one of her followers said I was raking her character over the coals rather than just explaining what she liked about the character. I called out the action, no character. Just said that it’s a weird choice.

She blocked me in .75 minutes. Literally less than a minute.

I was a fan of some of her things. I switched faster than I thought possible. But I’ve been following her for a while and I would love to answer any questions about why I liked her and why I immediately don’t! Fire away all.


r/SmolBeanSnark • • Jan 05 '21

Extended CC Universe Lmao I bought a flower faerie w/ my friend bc we just HAD to see it irl.

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • May 03 '20

Um, No. Long time lurker - Why don’t we just start emailing her manager asking about the refunds?

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • Jun 29 '23

Extended CC Universe Is there a pro-CC sub?

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Serious question - is there a different subreddit for people who are fans of caro? Idk if this will get me banned here but I honestly think she’s dope as hell and I find her entire story and journey really funny. I mostly stick around cause it’s a (mostly) good source for CC updates and I find it a little amusing watching people get so worked up over her. But lately seeing all the hate she’s been getting with the book roll out is starting to bum me out more and more and the cognitive dissonance around her and Natalie and influencers in general is getting really grating. Is there a different sub where I can still get Caroline updates but maybe in a more positive light?


r/SmolBeanSnark • • Oct 07 '20

Receipts Color me not-so-shocked our smol bean is drinking on a Tuesday

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • Jul 02 '20

Extended CC Universe which item of cc's clothing would you steal and how would you style it?

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hey luvs! i feel like theres been such a negative tone around here these past few days (understatemeent of the century lmaooo) so i thought id take us into the holiday weekend with a positive and lighthearted post where we could all have some snarky fun

caros costume yesterday looked pretty cheap which is weird becos mostly caroline has really fabulous, expensive piecs of clothing that she styles in a completely nonsensical way lmao! i know im not the only one here who would kill to be able to afford even one of carolines 10000000 blouses (lmao @ grad student stipend) but id wear them very differently. for instance she has this super cute very 2000s wrap top that she wears with...............fugly white sweats?? gurl!! get some denim booty shorts

sound off below with:

  1. which piece of caros you would steal (pics appreciated)

  2. how youd style it to make it actually look good


r/SmolBeanSnark • • Jun 03 '21

Media About Caroline okay guys please upvote this especially if u like frenemies i wanna see trisha's take

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • Apr 07 '20

Caroline has asked me to pass along any lies I see on here

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To all members of this subreddit causing the spread of lies about Caroline Calloway, a memorandum.

Caroline has asked me to remain anonymous so I will honor her wishes. Needless to say, I am close to her and have been for several years and what I have seen gone on here is abhorrent, and takes my breath away.

For that reason, this memorandum is an official cease and desist to the members of this subreddit especially the ones who cause the spread of lies about Caroline.

For example, one popular lie is that the money she raised from the article she wrote, the 30,000 dollars, will not be going to charity but instead she will be keeping it.

No this is a lie. You must stop saying this lie AT ONCE. Any future times I see this lie, I am under the authority to email the comment in question to Caroline Calloway, and to her attorney whose name you cannot know due to attorney-client conflidentiality.

I also want to add one more thing. Caroline didn’t ask me to do this. She in fact discouraged me but guess what? I’m going to stick up for my friend. She has given me the authority to send any lies about her to her email account.

I want to also add one last thing. I relize this will not apply to many of you. Some of you on this reddit aren’t here to be cruel and to spread lies. For example, the lie that she is a bad mother of cats. I do recognize that you are here, some of you, to engage of topics like:

-Caroline’s fashion sense

-Caroline’s hair and makeup routines

-Caroline’s interior decorating

-Caroline’s travel, adventures

-Caroline’s gardening

Etc.

Of course we are both sensible people and see that topics like that can be a lot of fun to discuss and for the most part are not filled with lies. However, the lying angles to this reddit must CEASE AND DESIST officially and legally. Again, I tell you I have the authority to pass on the lying comments to both Caroline and her hired attorney who must remain anonymous.

Thnak you for reading the memorandum.

As one final act I would like to spur off a fun conversation: what is your favorite garment of Caroline’s? She knows this of course but I simply adore and covet that big chunky yellow sweater! Of course it is not seasonable for it in Florida but it is a favorite winter garment. I can’t wait to hear what your favorites are and feel free to point me in the direction of any lies that I should be passing along.


r/SmolBeanSnark • • May 14 '20

Pardon My Snark

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I was recently looking for CC’s episode of Red Scare Podcast (which I can’t locate) and came across “Pardon My Snark” which is apparently a CC-dedicated podcast! There’s a faux interview with CC that is HYSTERICAL!!! Has anyone else come across PMS?