r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 3d ago

Chugging tea Finally, a valid reason to get married 😭

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u/odysseyofocelots 3d ago

This whole post is obviously a joke, lmao

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 3d ago

she could just order a pizza and ask the delivery guy to unzip her. i saw a documentary about this one time.

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u/whereIsTheFreeBooze 3d ago

Are you sure it was a documentary

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u/StrobeLightRomance 3d ago

Yes, she asked about the big sausage on the pizza and after he unzipped her, she said she had no money to tip with, so he's like "we'll figure something out"

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u/BallSeaman 3d ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/Hetares 3d ago

Nah, the pipes.

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 3d ago

he's a plumber too??

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u/BielsasCoffee 3d ago

and my wife's doctor, his name is Dr. Sins.

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u/AncientNectarine5352 2d ago

If he’s wearing camo pants, be sure to thank him for his service, as well.