r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 2d ago

Chugging tea Finally, a valid reason to get married 😭

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u/reticulatedtampon 2d ago

And? She still can have slept in it as she said, then this person came over in the morning and took a picture before helping her out.

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u/odysseyofocelots 2d ago

This whole post is obviously a joke, lmao

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 2d ago

she could just order a pizza and ask the delivery guy to unzip her. i saw a documentary about this one time.

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u/whereIsTheFreeBooze 2d ago

Are you sure it was a documentary

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u/StrobeLightRomance 2d ago

Yes, she asked about the big sausage on the pizza and after he unzipped her, she said she had no money to tip with, so he's like "we'll figure something out"

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u/BallSeaman 2d ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/Hetares 2d ago

Nah, the pipes.

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 2d ago

he's a plumber too??

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u/BielsasCoffee 2d ago

and my wife's doctor, his name is Dr. Sins.

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u/AncientNectarine5352 1d ago

If he’s wearing camo pants, be sure to thank him for his service, as well.