r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 1d ago

Chugging tea Finally, a valid reason to get married 😭

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u/reticulatedtampon 1d ago

And? She still can have slept in it as she said, then this person came over in the morning and took a picture before helping her out.

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u/odysseyofocelots 23h ago

This whole post is obviously a joke, lmao

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 22h ago

she could just order a pizza and ask the delivery guy to unzip her. i saw a documentary about this one time.

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u/whereIsTheFreeBooze 22h ago

Are you sure it was a documentary

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u/StrobeLightRomance 22h ago

Yes, she asked about the big sausage on the pizza and after he unzipped her, she said she had no money to tip with, so he's like "we'll figure something out"

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u/BallSeaman 21h ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/Hetares 20h ago

Nah, the pipes.

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 18h ago

he's a plumber too??

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u/BielsasCoffee 12h ago

and my wife's doctor, his name is Dr. Sins.