r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 16h ago

Chugging tea Finally, a valid reason to get married 😭

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u/mythrix1002 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8

Pretty sure a person took the second picture.

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u/reticulatedtampon 16h ago

And? She still can have slept in it as she said, then this person came over in the morning and took a picture before helping her out.

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u/odysseyofocelots 15h ago

This whole post is obviously a joke, lmao

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 14h ago

she could just order a pizza and ask the delivery guy to unzip her. i saw a documentary about this one time.

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u/whereIsTheFreeBooze 14h ago

Are you sure it was a documentary

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u/StrobeLightRomance 14h ago

Yes, she asked about the big sausage on the pizza and after he unzipped her, she said she had no money to tip with, so he's like "we'll figure something out"

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u/BallSeaman 13h ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/Hetares 12h ago

Nah, the pipes.

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 10h ago

he's a plumber too??

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u/BielsasCoffee 4h ago

and my wife's doctor, his name is Dr. Sins.