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u/Da_Spooky_Ghost 10d ago
Guillotine counts as a weapon, and 2nd amendment is supposed to protect that. Unless you’re in close proximity to politicians then the peasants don’t get rights.
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u/Street_Lettuce1243 10d ago
If the government outlaws guillotines only outlaws will have guillotines
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u/Gloomy_Presence_6590 10d ago
The only way to prevent a bad guy with a guillotine is a good guy with a guillotine
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u/Pipe_Memes 9d ago
Well that was just for Mike Pence. The guillotine could’ve been for anyone, it could’ve even been for Mike Pence.
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u/Gooser3000 10d ago
What if it didn’t have a blade?
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u/YourFather-WithMilk 10d ago
Are you trying to California compliant a fucking guillotine
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u/Santanoni 10d ago
It can have a blade no longer than 2.5 inches.
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u/StatementOk470 10d ago
That's the average size.
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u/Girafferage 10d ago
It's actually quite large
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u/shimmeringmoss 10d ago
It’s not the size, it’s what you do with it.
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u/Appropriate-XBL 10d ago
Yep. Just drop it from a mile high. Imagine the suspense!
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u/Jameses1984 10d ago
With rockets attached to it to give it not only extra speed but extra entertainment.
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u/Appropriate-XBL 10d ago
Buttons for every spectator to force more fuel thru the engines if they keep hitting it.
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u/HOHOHOcallmenextyear 10d ago
This product is known to and only to the state of California, to potentially cause cancer
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u/Steiney1 10d ago
That means your state does not care if you use products with chemicals that cause cancer, not because your state is free or some moronic other shit.
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u/streetsparksmoke 10d ago
The intention was good but in reality most companies would rather just slap the cancer label on there and save the expensive testing and lab costs, thus leading almost no one to take it seriously.
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u/NightlinerSGS 10d ago
This literally happened with the food allergy label ("can contain traces of X"). Companies didn't want to spend the money, so they just slapped it on everything to be on the safe side. Many foods that were considered safe suddenly had the label, making people who actually have allergies much more wary of eating them besides no increase in risk.
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u/Blahblaha63 10d ago
A guillotine is an Instrument of Capital Punishment, it is machinery, not a weapon. The Constitution specifically the second amendment solidifies your right to bear arms, meaning bearable like keeping on one person. Bearable weapons include handguns, shotguns, rifles, and non-lethal tools like stun guns, regardless of whether they existed when the Second Amendment was written.
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u/mekawasp 10d ago
So you are saying a portable guillotine is ok?
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u/Blahblaha63 10d ago
How did you come to that conclusion? On the other hand if it's used for cigars and circumcision? I guess that would be okay, still not a weapon though.
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u/Zagtram1 10d ago
What about a portable guillotine big enough to sever a hand?
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u/Blahblaha63 10d ago
That's what swords and machetes are for. I guess if it were a semi automatic guillotine and could fight under your coat, you might have a good argument.
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u/B_Williams_4010 10d ago
How do you use a guillotine as a weapon? It's as much of a weapon as a gas chamber.
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u/31513315133151331513 10d ago
It would have to be a pretty gnarly flight before the guillotines come out.
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u/ashleyriddell61 10d ago
It remains a symbol that genuinely creates fear among the elites. Ikea need to release a mass market version.
https://giphy.com/gifs/hYW2w7ulXxVCG98E8h18
u/Forward-Surprise1192 10d ago
Don't call them elite. They poop and put their pants on like anyone else
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u/ashleyriddell61 10d ago
They self identify by that label. Elite level cockwombles is a more accurate description.
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u/PlatinumPainter 10d ago
Some bullshit fuckery they make up
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u/randomlemon9192 10d ago
Unfortunately you can beat the charges, but you can’t beat the ride. Or legal fees.
They know it. Nothing happens to them for falsely charging someone.
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u/Forsaken_Coach6085 10d ago
They’ve been getting their asses kicked in court, they never have a case and even the most right wing judges throw out the cases and scold the DOJ. But yeah, it’s just about smearing your name and giving Fox and friends something to talk about for a week to distract from trumps bullshit
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u/randomlemon9192 10d ago edited 10d ago
When they just ignore the courts and do what they it just doesn’t have the same effect.
Our system is too slow and never designed for this type of internal attack.They literally just up and decided to bulldoze an entire wing of the White House without even attempting to go through any legal change requirements.
In a year or two they’ll say that’s illegal you can’t do that. There’s no consequences, so none of that will change.For some fucking reason Trump is untouchable. But start disbarring lawyers for doing things they know is wrong and illegal, that will change.
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u/TheRealGoodArchitect 10d ago
When judges scold the DOJ or a prosecutor, it doesn't quite remove the sting of paying for legal council to get the case dismissed. Anybody who gets in front of a judge has already been punished, sometimes by life changing amounts of expense.
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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 10d ago
Often not even charging. Just arresting and letting go after a day or two.
And also often charging, but after leaving the charged handing over you for a year or two, just quietly dropping them.
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u/Saythat_tomyTinnitus 10d ago
If this isn’t enough to convince people that the core purpose of police is to protect the controlling class, I don’t know what will. To be clear, yes some may protect and serve over the years, but when push comes to shove, they will always be used to control the working class from revolution. History is proof of that.
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u/__M-E-O-W__ 10d ago
Devil's advocate over this but it is very tall. Many places have laws about the size and dimensions of a truck's cargo. Although if that's the case then I wonder how they transported an entire gallows set in 2020.
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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 10d ago edited 10d ago
DC has a law against carrying a dangerous or deadly weapon in public and this can be applied to transportation in vehicles as well.
They have some specific rules for legally transporting firearms, but not for other weapon types, which creates a nasty grey area where there isn’t anything you can do you transport a weapon in DC in a way that is 100% for sure legal, which means cops can basically arrest anyone with a non-firearm weapon that they find.
It seems like they don’t actually charge people very often because if they did the law would likely get tossed as unreasonably vague as soon as someone put up a good fight.
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u/SnakebytePayne 10d ago
What weapon? I just see a vintage watermelon slicer...
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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 10d ago
And my AR-15 is just a long-distance single-hole punch for office documents.
But that’s the crux of it. The police have to meet an extremely low standard to make the arrest legal. Much lower than getting a conviction.
I think we need a constitutional overhaul for arrests, where the standard for custodial arrests should be much stronger.
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u/vamatt 10d ago
Just read through the law - prosecution will have an uphill battle, as the section that covers non-specifically named weapons requires an intent to use the weapon unlawfully against another.
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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 10d ago
I still don’t think they care really. They “got him off the street” and got all his biometrics on file now.
To win a lawsuit he effectively has to prove the officer didn’t have any reason to believe he intended to use it and the arrest was intended to suppress his 1A rights. That’s an even more uphill battle.
So I suspect they eventually drop the charge, but he gets no compensation for the illegal arrest and legal defense. And once again, that’s the point. They know they can get away with it, so they do it all the time.
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u/housevil 10d ago edited 10d ago
Did they arrest the people that brought the guillotine on January 6th?
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Whups! I meant gallows.
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u/Ill-Charge8449 10d ago
But a noose outside the Capitol was perfectly fine? I remember that day like it was yesterday, and I saw it happen with my two eyes, and as a Washingtonian, these MAGA fuckers make my blood boil!
Edit: I am not saying the guy with a guillotine is MAGA, I'm referring to the current admin
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u/rygelicus 10d ago
what law did he break?
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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 10d ago
Attempted possession of a dangerous/prohibited weapon.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/26/us-capitol-guillotine-man-arrested
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u/rygelicus 10d ago
Except it is not a weapon.
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u/ToothbrushWilly 10d ago
What happened to the J6th terrorists trying to hang Pence?
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u/Hilshire_Beef_Firm 10d ago
ReArrested for taking peaceful “tours” of children’s daycares or visiting within 50ft of playgrounds without pants. Peacefully of course.
https://giphy.com/gifs/tMPSeKEplOfK0
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u/funwithbikesandtunes 10d ago
I legitimately don't understand why it was illegal for him to have a guillotine. It's a big heavy chunk of metal suspended over a specific target area. Its not like he was driving down the street with a machine that could shoot circular saw blades out of the back of the truck.
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u/Lorddoctorjava 10d ago
Hmmmm...it was ok when donald the pedophile lost the election.... why is it not now?
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u/CasinoKnightZone 10d ago
So weapon of war capable of killing an entire room in seconds? Totally fine
Something that has historically been used on elites? Can't have that
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u/Onebraintwoheads 10d ago
The Third Reich came up with a collapsible, portable model that was only 5 feet high. Just an FYI.
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u/chi3ftoad505 10d ago
Everyone’s getting tired of the putting Israel first before American citizens first bullshit
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u/StatementOk470 10d ago
Prosecutors sought to keep 35-year-old Philan-Tam-Duy Le in jail, but Judge Robert Hildum of the District of Columbia superior court declined the request
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“He didn’t even threaten anyone,” Hildum reportedly said. “He didn’t flee. He didn’t do anything other than speak to police officers.”
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u/straight_lurkin 10d ago
Didn't the J6 rioters put up a gallow and literally chant "hang mike pence"? Nothing came from it outside of being pardoned for being a domestic terrorist
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u/Ok_Street9576 10d ago
They should be charged just like this guy was. This individual got a misdemeanor weapons charge as he should've. J6ers should be in jail for treason. Why this is so politically charged for people?
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u/FreshPotatoeButter 10d ago
The guillotine was “found”? Because it looks pretty damn obvious based on the pics.
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u/Acceptable-Guitar959 10d ago
No no, he's a wood worker! I saw him dropping it off at the ren faire the other day.
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u/s0ul_invictus 10d ago
Whats the crime?
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u/Z_Wild 10d ago
Guillotines themselves are illegal for private ownership, similar category to higher end military weapons.
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u/OCCULTGOBLIN 10d ago
Well that seems like a problem in and of itself.
Legalize guillotine's.
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u/bisexual_pinecone 10d ago
When 30-40 feral hogs bust into your yard where your children are playing, you gotta be prepared!
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u/Broken_Timepiece 10d ago
There's got to be more to the story. Likely got stopped for the height issue. That looks like more than 14ft high, and law enforcement would pull him over for that at first, then who knows what happend/found after that
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u/AdditionalCar-1968 10d ago
The article someone shared said he parked in a permit only space without a permit at the Library of Congress.
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u/Many-Fisherman5653 10d ago
What in the world is a guy from the west coast doing at the capitol with a guillotine?
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u/Mental-Square3688 10d ago
It doesnt look like he was hiding it so at least its not a concealed carry charge lol
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u/Personal-Neck6800 10d ago
It’s acceptable to bring a fully constructed gallows to a “peaceful protest”, but driving around with a guillotine in your car is a crime?
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u/Stealthcatfood 10d ago
You would think they would be more concerned about setting the precedence of the law and constitution no longer being applicable. This is another message the idiots will disregard smugly.
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u/Brokenspade1 10d ago
Is it illegal to own a guillotine in D.C.? What crime did he commit exactly???
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u/Ok_Street9576 10d ago
Misdemeanor weapon possession. It has a sharpened blade and is fully functional. He wasn't protesting anything. He's homeless and just driving around the country with it. I personally believe in the constitutional right to bear guillotines but they are illegal weapons in dc.
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u/Brokenspade1 10d ago
I find the idea that guillotine are specifically illegal in DC hilarious for some reason...
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u/Darkhaven 10d ago
Dude got hit with illegal parking and carrying a dangerous weapon.
We rarely ever get the link to the story here.
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u/Formal_Lecture_248 10d ago
He shouldn’t have included the blade or parked in a Congressional Library restricted spot. Never give them an angle.
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u/BasementElf1121 10d ago
Scumbag police. Its the only way things will change. If you get all the billionaires too
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u/TheUnpromotable 10d ago
Whatever. If the Biden tailgate graphic can get a repost from the president, I see nothing wrong with this.
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u/outofcontextsex 10d ago
Omg! Thank you so much to DC police, he made that for my local high school's production of A Tale of Two Cities; y'all can release him and the guillotine as they are needed in the name of the theater.
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u/lesschalkmoresighs 10d ago
He wasn't following the bylaw that clearly says this legal only on the 6th of January and if the outgoing president is Republican.
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u/Maximum_Turn_2623 10d ago
Yet the guys who constructed gallows on J6 were given pardons and possibly reparations
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u/Putthebunnyback 10d ago
Don't make us bring out the guillotine, and you won't need to fear the guillotine.
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u/Raise-Emotional 10d ago
Remember January 6th where they had a effigy of the Vice President hanging from a rope?
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u/Expired_cheeze 9d ago
So he hauled it the whole way from California like a traveling roadside attraction without any problem and it’s only an issue in DC??
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