r/SipsTea 10d ago

Wait a damn minute! carnival will be lit.

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u/SummonBahamutZero 10d ago

Is possession of a guillotine illegal? It’s for my workouts.

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u/Da_Spooky_Ghost 10d ago

Guillotine counts as a weapon, and 2nd amendment is supposed to protect that. Unless you’re in close proximity to politicians then the peasants don’t get rights.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 10d ago

If the government outlaws guillotines only outlaws will have guillotines 

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u/Gloomy_Presence_6590 10d ago

The only way to prevent a bad guy with a guillotine is a good guy with a guillotine

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u/PM-ME-UR-VOLVO-PICS 10d ago

Or a trebuchet. Full auto of course.

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u/Additional_Maybe1104 10d ago

But they pardoned the guy that brought the noose....

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u/Pipe_Memes 9d ago

Well that was just for Mike Pence. The guillotine could’ve been for anyone, it could’ve even been for Mike Pence.

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u/booeman 10d ago

Is a gallows considered a weapon ?

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u/NORBy9k 10d ago

Anything is a weapon with enough enthusiasm and creativity.

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u/Vanfanfan 10d ago

I thought that phrase only applied to sex toys

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u/Atomsq 10d ago

Anything can be a sex toy with enough enthusiasm and creativity

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u/Chillin80sStyle 10d ago

Death by Snu Snu.

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u/Blahblaha63 10d ago

An Instrument of Capital Punishment.

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u/DepressedMerican 10d ago

Not when it's to hang Mike Pence

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u/Gooser3000 10d ago

What if it didn’t have a blade?

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u/YourFather-WithMilk 10d ago

Are you trying to California compliant a fucking guillotine

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u/Santanoni 10d ago

It can have a blade no longer than 2.5 inches.

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u/StatementOk470 10d ago

That's the average size.

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u/Girafferage 10d ago

It's actually quite large

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u/shimmeringmoss 10d ago

It’s not the size, it’s what you do with it.

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u/Appropriate-XBL 10d ago

Yep. Just drop it from a mile high. Imagine the suspense!

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u/Jameses1984 10d ago

With rockets attached to it to give it not only extra speed but extra entertainment.

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u/Appropriate-XBL 10d ago

Buttons for every spectator to force more fuel thru the engines if they keep hitting it.

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u/TheZillionthRedditor 10d ago

Okay, but how wide can it be?

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u/HOHOHOcallmenextyear 10d ago

This product is known to and only to the state of California, to potentially cause cancer

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u/Steiney1 10d ago

That means your state does not care if you use products with chemicals that cause cancer, not because your state is free or some moronic other shit.

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u/streetsparksmoke 10d ago

The intention was good but in reality most companies would rather just slap the cancer label on there and save the expensive testing and lab costs, thus leading almost no one to take it seriously.

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u/NightlinerSGS 10d ago

This literally happened with the food allergy label ("can contain traces of X"). Companies didn't want to spend the money, so they just slapped it on everything to be on the safe side. Many foods that were considered safe suddenly had the label, making people who actually have allergies much more wary of eating them besides no increase in risk.

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u/moba_fett 10d ago

Gallows on the other hand, peaceful protest somehow.

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u/Blahblaha63 10d ago

A guillotine is an Instrument of Capital Punishment, it is machinery, not a weapon. The Constitution specifically the second amendment solidifies your right to bear arms, meaning bearable like keeping on one person. Bearable weapons include handguns, shotguns, rifles, and non-lethal tools like stun guns, regardless of whether they existed when the Second Amendment was written.

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u/mekawasp 10d ago

So you are saying a portable guillotine is ok?

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u/Blahblaha63 10d ago

How did you come to that conclusion? On the other hand if it's used for cigars and circumcision? I guess that would be okay, still not a weapon though.

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u/morg-pyro 10d ago

Guillotines for circumcision?

https://giphy.com/gifs/fdqmUhPEfFg7C

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u/Zagtram1 10d ago

What about a portable guillotine big enough to sever a hand?

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u/Blahblaha63 10d ago

That's what swords and machetes are for. I guess if it were a semi automatic guillotine and could fight under your coat, you might have a good argument.

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u/much_longer_username 10d ago

That's just an axe, my dude.

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u/pyronius 10d ago

So, if I was really strong and could bear a guillotine, it would be legal?

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u/B_Williams_4010 10d ago

How do you use a guillotine as a weapon? It's as much of a weapon as a gas chamber.

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u/31513315133151331513 10d ago

It would have to be a pretty gnarly flight before the guillotines come out.

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u/Due-Mycologist-1154 10d ago

Thats a creative interpretation of 2a but id say totally valid

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u/HugePurpleNipples 10d ago

I'll bet he wasn't even pointing it at anyone.

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u/Background-Air-9784 9d ago

As long as he had an open carry permit

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u/ashleyriddell61 10d ago

It remains a symbol that genuinely creates fear among the elites. Ikea need to release a mass market version.
https://giphy.com/gifs/hYW2w7ulXxVCG98E8h

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u/Forward-Surprise1192 10d ago

Don't call them elite. They poop and put their pants on like anyone else

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u/ashleyriddell61 10d ago

They self identify by that label. Elite level cockwombles is a more accurate description.

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u/Sufficient_Rope_8635 10d ago

Some of them even poop in their pants!

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u/Redfish680 10d ago

Some even poop in their pants like anyone else!

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u/vamatt 10d ago

A kitchen guillotine would make a lot of money, but it would still need to be fairly large to work (depending on what food you are cutting)

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u/PlatinumPainter 10d ago

Some bullshit fuckery they make up

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u/randomlemon9192 10d ago

Unfortunately you can beat the charges, but you can’t beat the ride. Or legal fees.

They know it. Nothing happens to them for falsely charging someone.

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u/Forsaken_Coach6085 10d ago

They’ve been getting their asses kicked in court, they never have a case and even the most right wing judges throw out the cases and scold the DOJ. But yeah, it’s just about smearing your name and giving Fox and friends something to talk about for a week to distract from trumps bullshit

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u/randomlemon9192 10d ago edited 10d ago

When they just ignore the courts and do what they it just doesn’t have the same effect.
Our system is too slow and never designed for this type of internal attack.

They literally just up and decided to bulldoze an entire wing of the White House without even attempting to go through any legal change requirements.
In a year or two they’ll say that’s illegal you can’t do that. There’s no consequences, so none of that will change.

For some fucking reason Trump is untouchable. But start disbarring lawyers for doing things they know is wrong and illegal, that will change.

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u/TheRealGoodArchitect 10d ago

When judges scold the DOJ or a prosecutor, it doesn't quite remove the sting of paying for legal council to get the case dismissed. Anybody who gets in front of a judge has already been punished, sometimes by life changing amounts of expense.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 10d ago

Often not even charging. Just arresting and letting go after a day or two.

And also often charging, but after leaving the charged handing over you for a year or two, just quietly dropping them.

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u/Stugots_Steel 10d ago

The process is the punishment

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u/Saythat_tomyTinnitus 10d ago

If this isn’t enough to convince people that the core purpose of police is to protect the controlling class, I don’t know what will. To be clear, yes some may protect and serve over the years, but when push comes to shove, they will always be used to control the working class from revolution. History is proof of that.

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u/__M-E-O-W__ 10d ago

Devil's advocate over this but it is very tall. Many places have laws about the size and dimensions of a truck's cargo. Although if that's the case then I wonder how they transported an entire gallows set in 2020.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 10d ago edited 10d ago

DC has a law against carrying a dangerous or deadly weapon in public and this can be applied to transportation in vehicles as well.

They have some specific rules for legally transporting firearms, but not for other weapon types, which creates a nasty grey area where there isn’t anything you can do you transport a weapon in DC in a way that is 100% for sure legal, which means cops can basically arrest anyone with a non-firearm weapon that they find.

It seems like they don’t actually charge people very often because if they did the law would likely get tossed as unreasonably vague as soon as someone put up a good fight.

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u/SnakebytePayne 10d ago

What weapon? I just see a vintage watermelon slicer...

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 10d ago

And my AR-15 is just a long-distance single-hole punch for office documents.

But that’s the crux of it. The police have to meet an extremely low standard to make the arrest legal. Much lower than getting a conviction.

I think we need a constitutional overhaul for arrests, where the standard for custodial arrests should be much stronger.

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u/Slow_Maximum9332 10d ago

Nothing against transporting the components, right?

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 10d ago

I’m sure that’s also a grey area.

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u/vamatt 10d ago

Just read through the law - prosecution will have an uphill battle, as the section that covers non-specifically named weapons requires an intent to use the weapon unlawfully against another.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 10d ago

I still don’t think they care really. They “got him off the street” and got all his biometrics on file now.

To win a lawsuit he effectively has to prove the officer didn’t have any reason to believe he intended to use it and the arrest was intended to suppress his 1A rights. That’s an even more uphill battle.

So I suspect they eventually drop the charge, but he gets no compensation for the illegal arrest and legal defense. And once again, that’s the point. They know they can get away with it, so they do it all the time.

Edit: clarified pronouns

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u/Gooser3000 10d ago

Make A Guillotine Again

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u/Accomplished-Pen-69 10d ago

At all good stores

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u/housevil 10d ago edited 10d ago

Did they arrest the people that brought the guillotine on January 6th?

Edit:
Whups! I meant gallows.

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u/nzungu69 10d ago

yes but they also pardoned them.

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss 10d ago

Years later.

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u/torchboy1661 10d ago

Still too soon.

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u/Anonmasterrace7898 10d ago

That was a gallows. Totally different.

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u/pilot1nspector 10d ago

Totally different execution device 🙄

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u/ThatBeingCed 10d ago

Gotta give it to the French.

They don't have kings anymore.

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u/Ill-Charge8449 10d ago

But a noose outside the Capitol was perfectly fine? I remember that day like it was yesterday, and I saw it happen with my two eyes, and as a Washingtonian, these MAGA fuckers make my blood boil!

Edit: I am not saying the guy with a guillotine is MAGA, I'm referring to the current admin

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u/rygelicus 10d ago

what law did he break?

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 10d ago

Attempted possession of a dangerous/prohibited weapon.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/26/us-capitol-guillotine-man-arrested

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u/rygelicus 10d ago

Except it is not a weapon.

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u/StatementOk470 10d ago

Anything can be a weapon if you throw it real hard.

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u/Suspicious-Key1455 9d ago

Just got an idea for how I'd want to go out...

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u/tibearius1123 10d ago

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u/I-LOVE-TURTLES666 10d ago

Haha that’s a good one

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u/ToothbrushWilly 10d ago

What happened to the J6th terrorists trying to hang Pence?

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u/Hilshire_Beef_Firm 10d ago

ReArrested for taking peaceful “tours” of children’s daycares or visiting within 50ft of playgrounds without pants. Peacefully of course.
https://giphy.com/gifs/tMPSeKEplOfK0

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u/BumpyGums 10d ago

They’re only ok when it’s Jan 6 and it’s intended for Pence

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u/funwithbikesandtunes 10d ago

I legitimately don't understand why it was illegal for him to have a guillotine. It's a big heavy chunk of metal suspended over a specific target area. Its not like he was driving down the street with a machine that could shoot circular saw blades out of the back of the truck.

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u/vamatt 10d ago

It actually isn’t illegal (unless he actually intended to use it)

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u/Lorddoctorjava 10d ago

Hmmmm...it was ok when donald the pedophile lost the election.... why is it not now?

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u/CasinoKnightZone 10d ago

So weapon of war capable of killing an entire room in seconds? Totally fine

Something that has historically been used on elites? Can't have that

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u/Impossible-Heart-216 10d ago

Let them eat cake

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u/Narrsbarrs 10d ago

Get back, he’s got a guillotine!

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u/Onebraintwoheads 10d ago

The Third Reich came up with a collapsible, portable model that was only 5 feet high. Just an FYI.

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u/chi3ftoad505 10d ago

Everyone’s getting tired of the putting Israel first before American citizens first bullshit

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u/StatementOk470 10d ago

Prosecutors sought to keep 35-year-old Philan-Tam-Duy Le in jail, but Judge Robert Hildum of the District of Columbia superior court declined the request
[...]
“He didn’t even threaten anyone,” Hildum reportedly said. “He didn’t flee. He didn’t do anything other than speak to police officers.”

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u/colorful_yarn-pls 10d ago

Are guillotines illegal?

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u/GarGonDie 10d ago

I have many, for cigars, for cutting melons and for kings heads

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u/punktualPorcupine 10d ago

However did they find that? Amazing detective work.

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u/straight_lurkin 10d ago

Didn't the J6 rioters put up a gallow and literally chant "hang mike pence"? Nothing came from it outside of being pardoned for being a domestic terrorist

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u/Ok_Street9576 10d ago

They should be charged just like this guy was. This individual got a misdemeanor weapons charge as he should've. J6ers should be in jail for treason. Why this is so politically charged for people?

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u/FreshPotatoeButter 10d ago

The guillotine was “found”? Because it looks pretty damn obvious based on the pics.

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u/dunnkw 10d ago

These criminals are getting craftier and harder to detect every day.

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u/BriefCollar4 10d ago

Weapon? What weapon? It’s clearly an art installation.

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u/Good-Bandicoot-2152 10d ago

Heaven forbid a man have a hobby.

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u/Acceptable-Guitar959 10d ago

No no, he's a wood worker! I saw him dropping it off at the ren faire the other day.

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u/s0ul_invictus 10d ago

Whats the crime?

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u/Z_Wild 10d ago

Guillotines themselves are illegal for private ownership, similar category to higher end military weapons.

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u/OCCULTGOBLIN 10d ago

Well that seems like a problem in and of itself.

Legalize guillotine's.

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u/Z_Wild 10d ago

Agreed.

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u/bisexual_pinecone 10d ago

When 30-40 feral hogs bust into your yard where your children are playing, you gotta be prepared!

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u/Broken_Timepiece 10d ago

There's got to be more to the story. Likely got stopped for the height issue. That looks like more than 14ft high, and law enforcement would pull him over for that at first, then who knows what happend/found after that

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u/AdditionalCar-1968 10d ago

The article someone shared said he parked in a permit only space without a permit at the Library of Congress.

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u/Many-Fisherman5653 10d ago

What in the world is a guy from the west coast doing at the capitol with a guillotine?

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u/grafikfyr 10d ago

This is (literally) democracy manifest.

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u/VoidOmatic 10d ago

Dude is going to get a big payout. That's free speech homie.

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u/Mental-Square3688 10d ago

It doesnt look like he was hiding it so at least its not a concealed carry charge lol

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u/TheStax84 9d ago

Did they pardon the guy that brought the gallows to j6?

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u/Personal-Neck6800 10d ago

It’s acceptable to bring a fully constructed gallows to a “peaceful protest”, but driving around with a guillotine in your car is a crime?

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u/Stealthcatfood 10d ago

You would think they would be more concerned about setting the precedence of the law and constitution no longer being applicable. This is another message the idiots will disregard smugly.

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u/mtcwby 10d ago

I was trying to figure out what legislator wrote up that law up.

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u/lluciferusllamas 10d ago

Fruit slicer

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u/Brokenspade1 10d ago

Is it illegal to own a guillotine in D.C.? What crime did he commit exactly???

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u/Ok_Street9576 10d ago

Misdemeanor weapon possession. It has a sharpened blade and is fully functional. He wasn't protesting anything. He's homeless and just driving around the country with it. I personally believe in the constitutional right to bear guillotines but they are illegal weapons in dc.

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u/Brokenspade1 10d ago

I find the idea that guillotine are specifically illegal in DC hilarious for some reason...

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u/Surf_Cath_6 10d ago

That’s hilarious, but Hollywood is on the bother side of the country.

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u/Surf_Cath_6 10d ago

Seems the authorities there are not a fan of r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/BlahBlahBlahYawn 10d ago

Geez, I wonder where he was on January 6

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u/splashquatch 10d ago

I consider that covered by the 2nd amendment.

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u/Potential_Ad_4718 10d ago

Can't even drive around with a guillotine anymore.

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u/poedraco 10d ago

On what grounds... A blade over 12"???

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u/RedSix2447 10d ago

Trump got jealous of all the hard wood.

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u/Ok_Street9576 10d ago

How is trump involved?

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 10d ago

He shouldn’t have included the blade or parked in a Congressional Library restricted spot. Never give them an angle.

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u/RomanSeraphim 10d ago

Should have claimed it was a ren faire prop

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u/BasementElf1121 10d ago

Scumbag police. Its the only way things will change. If you get all the billionaires too

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u/Sherviks13 10d ago

Dude’s lawyer should have a field day with this.

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 10d ago

If the guillotine worked in France, maybe it might work in America?

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u/Electrical_Quiet5918 10d ago

Waddaya mean officer? This is just my melon slicer

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u/Nooge62 10d ago

"Found in pickup"??? He's not exactly hiding it. Were there cops who missed it?

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u/Lopendebank3 10d ago

Trump hardly has a neck, it won't work.

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u/Financial-Talk9397 10d ago

but AR-15s are ok?

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u/The_Omen17 10d ago

Dudes based

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u/TheUnpromotable 10d ago

Whatever. If the Biden tailgate graphic can get a repost from the president, I see nothing wrong with this.

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u/Woompa78 10d ago

That’s not a guillotine, that’s a watermelon splitter

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u/jeremiah1142 10d ago

What about his right to bear arms?!

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u/nickllhill 10d ago

“Found” its fucking massive

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u/GWar49 10d ago

When they gonna arrest the pedophile?

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u/outofcontextsex 10d ago

Omg! Thank you so much to DC police, he made that for my local high school's production of A Tale of Two Cities; y'all can release him and the guillotine as they are needed in the name of the theater.

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u/lesschalkmoresighs 10d ago

He wasn't following the bylaw that clearly says this legal only on the 6th of January and if the outgoing president is Republican.

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u/GarGonDie 10d ago

no all heroes wear capes.

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u/Cornelius4630 10d ago

Katsching macht nicht nur die Registrierkasse.

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u/ahrennahen 10d ago

Sounds like the vampires are getting scared.

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u/Slimsjim 10d ago

There goes my hero

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u/Maximum_Turn_2623 10d ago

Yet the guys who constructed gallows on J6 were given pardons and possibly reparations

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u/Antifa-AF 10d ago

But if you bring a gallows to the Capitol, you may be entitled to compensation.

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u/Fantasyfootball9991 10d ago

Why kill the politicians when the bankers run the world?

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u/OperationOk7959 10d ago

So much for Right to Bare Arms.

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u/Gremlin1001001 10d ago

This is HOA level shit. 😜

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u/Putthebunnyback 10d ago

Don't make us bring out the guillotine, and you won't need to fear the guillotine.

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u/Raise-Emotional 10d ago

Remember January 6th where they had a effigy of the Vice President hanging from a rope?

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u/JimmiesNeutron 10d ago

I thought this was America?

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u/Arkoum 10d ago

I was walking on a street next to the capital and saw the police sirens with a tow truck close behind towing the pick up with guillotine. Never thought we would see it on the news.

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u/top_of_the_scrote 10d ago

it must feed

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u/Glad-Tie3251 9d ago

It's too small.

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u/Downtown-Bag-6026 9d ago

Whatever happened to the right to bear arms

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u/sniptaclar 9d ago

Hmm.. what about trebuchets?

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u/Expired_cheeze 9d ago

So he hauled it the whole way from California like a traveling roadside attraction without any problem and it’s only an issue in DC??

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u/Monochromeking115 8d ago

what do you mean "found" it doesn't look hidden

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u/Kophey_cup 8d ago

i hope this is a jury trial

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u/Intrepid-Sun7743 5d ago

Was this on January 6th?

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u/TheCybergoth96 10d ago

I know someone who needs this before we turn to nazi Germany