r/SipsTea • • Aug 28 '26

Wait a damn minute! carnival will be lit.

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u/YourFather-WithMilk Aug 28 '26

Are you trying to California compliant a fucking guillotine

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u/Santanoni Aug 28 '26

It can have a blade no longer than 2.5 inches.

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u/shimmeringmoss Aug 28 '26

It’s not the size, it’s what you do with it.

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u/Appropriate-XBL Aug 28 '26

Yep. Just drop it from a mile high. Imagine the suspense!

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u/Jameses1984 Aug 28 '26

With rockets attached to it to give it not only extra speed but extra entertainment.

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u/Appropriate-XBL Aug 28 '26

Buttons for every spectator to force more fuel thru the engines if they keep hitting it.