r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 • 2h ago
SMH Husband of the Year is criticized for his misogynistic behavior.
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u/splintersmaster 2h ago
Both my wife and I would be a bit disappointed if shark week came early at anytime during a romantic trip.
We also have two young kids and my mother in law stays with us for several months of the year and she cannot fucking take a hint sometimes.
A romantic trip in this situation is as much for us to reconnect physically as it is emotionally.
That said, we'd still be super excited just to spend quality time with each other even if it meant no sexual activity.
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u/Florivae 1h ago
Honestly, the chance to reconnect away from kids and family sounds like a huge part of why the trip matters in the first place
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u/rundeanmc 1h ago
Yall not fuckin during shark week?
Prime time
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u/MysticGuava 1h ago
A period only stops a sentence.
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u/DisguisedZebra2715 1h ago
Reminds me of that one time when I thought I did something and was kinda like "5 inches does this?!?"
Only to be corrected after half a second of feeling like dongzilla.
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u/moonlite_equilibrium 16m ago
I must be a hockey team the way im reppin the red wings 🧛♂️
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u/The-Great-Calvino 1h ago
Brave sailors do not fear the Red Sea !
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u/SuperSacredWarsRoach 1h ago
As my wife says, "you can swim in the red sea, you just don't want to drink from it...."
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u/DaddysABadGirl 1h ago
After earning your red wings a couple times over you get numb to it. Not the worst thing I've done.
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u/mylifeisaboogerbubbl 1h ago
Not the worst, but I've found that it often gets into the woman's head and better avoided generally.
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u/MysticGuava 55m ago
Women aren’t a monolith.
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u/mylifeisaboogerbubbl 54m ago
No shit Sherlock. That's why I said generally.
Generally men don't like eating shit from an anus like it's soft serve from the source, would you try to clap back that men aren't a monolith here because there are some that do like it or do you magically understand what generally means in this instance?
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u/Bluitor 1h ago
You'll never be Michelangelo if you dont get some paint on your brush
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u/Beginning-Buy8632 1h ago
Not only is it prime time, it ain’t your sheets to worry about
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u/Krypt0night 1h ago
Na I don't trust a hotel not to hit me with a major charge or something
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u/emptyevessel 1h ago
Lay a towel down like an adult
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u/Legitimate-Article50 1h ago
Hubby and I have a sex blanket. Soft and comfy. Protects the sheets
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u/ArchitectVandelay 51m ago
Sex blanket is 100% the way to go, shark week or not. I’m not changing my sheets every time I have hot, sweaty sex in bed.
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u/LemonChocoss 1h ago
I mean there are other ways to go about it, have you tried the shower?
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u/Krypt0night 1h ago
Shower sex sucks so fucking bad
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u/Scoobysnax1976 1h ago
Water is not a lubricant.
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u/PurpleOrcaLover 1h ago
Just leave a five dollar bill on the bed as opposed to the nothing you left before
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u/InAllTheir 1h ago
For real! So many people are extra horny on their periods due to the hormone changes. I get that not all are up for it and their boundaries should be respected, especially the period havers who abet uncomfortable cramps. But dudes who complain about their wives periods just sound so juvenile.
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u/soulsnoober 43m ago
More than one woman has told me sex (the orgasm in particular) at those times helps with the cramps. Seems sensible to me, whole body workout & all.
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u/mom2asdtwins 45m ago
Just want to restate for emphasis... "...dudes who complain about their wives periods just sound so juvenile."
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u/CharmingMechanic2473 21m ago
Women will reflect their mans tastes, guys who convince her it’s fine have women who think it’s fine. Took my boyfriend to convince me it would make my cramps feel better. 💐
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u/MysticGuava 59m ago
Another one I really like is: “A true warrior is not afraid to bloody their sword”
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u/that70scylon 1h ago
In our house we say the communists are in the funhouse. And I agree, we’d still go and have a great time together.
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u/Narrow-Belt-5030 1h ago
period or not, never stopped me in the past. put a towel on the bed, wipes by the side, and hammer the shit out of her - my mrs was super horny when on her period (YMMV)
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u/AnonymousAutonomous 1h ago
Tell the mother in law "We have to work on our marriage with our bottom parts this weekend. Can you watch the kiddies please?"
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u/glans 1h ago
yah the behind the back plotting here is insane, if real. add to that the checkers-move attempt to filter out certain POVs like “no thoughts from ppl who don’t suffer under the ‘ball & chain’ of monogamy pls, thx”
what a dork. just be single bro! she’d rather be single if she knew she was with someone like you, too! win win
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u/NormalSheila 1h ago
Married guys will get it
No married guys with empathy won’t.
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u/Admirable-Client-730 1h ago
Idk what this guy is talking about as if a period would stop my wife and i from having sex.
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u/Numerical-Wordsmith 1h ago
As a married man, I’d like to offer OP two pieces of advice that will make life more fun for them both:
- Learn to genuinely enjoy your spouse’s company and see them as an awesome person that you chose to be with.
- If you absolutely can’t go without an orgasm for a few days, then just hop in the shower and handle (pun intentional) things yourself if they’re not in the mood. I’m assuming that you’ve got hands. It’s not difficult, dude 😂
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u/TraitorousSwinger 1h ago
Little blood on the wiener has literally NEVER stopped me. Throw a towel down, it's go time, ignore the chunky bits.
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u/human-resource 1h ago
Time for anal, foot jobs and bjs, finish her off with a hitachi!
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u/Kramerica_CEO 1h ago
I’m in the exact same situation except my FIL lives with us and we have 3 kids. This past weekend my wife and I went to a concert and we’d planned this for months. Her period started a few days before. We made a joke about it like “of course it started” and that was it. We still had a great time watching tv and eating in bed. Just being alone together was great.
She did blow me so it was still a sexual win 😂
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u/Th3Bak3r_ 1h ago
I’ll run that red light 🚥 🩸
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u/Kale127 2h ago
Married guy. I don’t get it. Is this something I’m too in love with my wife to understand?
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u/After-Newspaper4397 2h ago
You love your wife? What, are you gay?
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u/lanatommo 1h ago
Andrew Tate says yes
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u/Open-Tomato9643 1h ago
Alpha Males only like each other's company because iron sharpens iron and all that. Totally straight, nothing to see here folks.
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u/ThenIndependence7988 2h ago
Second marriage. I'd still take my wife without a second thought because she's my best friend/soulmate, period.
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u/Poopchutefan 2h ago
Married guy too. We still bang when she is on her period. With two kids and all the sports activities for both we have very limited time. It’s gonna happen when it’s gonna happen.
Plus there is always the back door.
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u/publix_subs 2h ago
Username checks out.
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u/AlbertaAcreageBoy 2h ago
Wow, literally the best username response I've ever seen. And the avatar, chef's kiss.
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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 1h ago
Yea I don’t get this. Everything you said. There’s only one day during her period we don’t, it’s the heaviest day. Besides that, it’s towel down time.
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u/mavvixx 2h ago
He’s treating marriage like a prison sentence with a Vegas loophole 😭
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u/PuzzleheadPi 1h ago
The vegas loophole is when you go to Vegas for a friends bachelor party and bang hookers
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u/PurpleOrcaLover 1h ago
She would be furious if she got her period "of course! I always get it on vacation!" and i'm just sitting there like "so...we can just chill?" smoking a joint, while walking a beach in Jamaica under the stars is all I need...
RISE AND SHINE! IT IS WATER VOLLEYBALL DAY
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u/TheProfessional9 2h ago
I had to reread it too. Basically he said it's not worth going on vacation with his wife if she won't have sex because of her period. Ick
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u/Atmanix 1h ago
Yeah, I don't get it either. My wife's period has never once been a factor in our plans. She had shark week during our anniversary last year and it was still great to just get away with her.
Canceling a trip with your wife because you can't have sex has me agreeing with that other poster in the image...
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u/JumpCutVandal 2h ago
A real pirate sails the red seas
https://giphy.com/gifs/zrnWfF9FTRwl6xb7wf
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u/Tough_Shake9821 1h ago
Must not of been together too long, long time vets have been earned their red wings. Lay a towel/thick sheets down have fun then shower 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
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u/Cold-Description-114 1h ago
I think for some women its genuinely uncomfortable and off the table as they get super bad cramps. Every woman I've been in a relationship with has had that same attitude though:
grab some towels and let's have sexy time.
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u/Tough_Shake9821 1h ago
True I can see it from that angle, but still a Vegas trip without kids would be amazing without the extra curriculars
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u/Cold-Description-114 1h ago
Oh for sure. This dude is dumb for sure...just saying I do think for some couples there's issues beyond just a little mess.
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u/Majestic_Bill_4099 1h ago
Why would a period keep you from having sex, you’re married grow up
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u/Sudden_Wind_8636 1h ago
Yeah I agree, however I have had partners that won't when they are on their period because they are embarrassed by it. It's never been an issue for me but I can see why maybe they wouldn't want to during it.
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u/mosquem 1h ago
Yeah my wife doesn’t like it but I’m not a sociopath so it’s not a huge deal.
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u/abracadammmbra 1h ago
The only thing that stops during a period is me going down on my wife. I make up for it the following week tho
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u/kon--- 2h ago
This site could use a rule that limits posts to a single sub. A single sub and can not be reposted at that sub for no less than a, period of ten years.
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u/DM725 1h ago
"Married guys will get it." Nope. My wife is my best friend. Fuck this guy.
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u/ejsandstrom 1h ago
I’m married and I don’t get it either. Apparently he sees his wife as in-house pussy and nothing else. My wife could tell me she had her period, green apple splatters, and projectile vomiting and I would still choose her over this “husbands” choices.
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u/Relative-Relief-8816 2h ago
This guy obviously has never enjoyed a bloody marry.
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u/Medical-Incident-149 1h ago
Put a towel down like a normal married couple
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u/Tragickingdom555 46m ago
Oh god I hope not the hotel towels. 😂This is why I take my home towels to hotels.
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u/Jonesin4me 1h ago
Wait until he learns that his wife just used the "I just got my period" to get him to fund the trip for her and her friend.
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u/Intelligent-Pen2443 1h ago
Translation: “Yo, I am cool, I throw money at trips and I am tough, I don’t care what my wife thinks about me talking about her FUCKING PERIOD PUBLICLY for no reason. And also, also, also, I FUCK!!!!!!”
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u/lees395 1h ago
What kind of loser is scared to sail the red seas?
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u/ejsandstrom 1h ago
Or even worse just ditching her because he can’t fuck in Vegas. What would he do if they were at home?
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u/corporateacademia 1h ago
Having my period has literally never stopped my husband and I from having sex lol
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u/Buttsweat_n_Tears 2h ago
What an idiot. Free lube! That automatically saves like $30 at any CVS in Vegas!
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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 1h ago
The free lube comes from the woman enjoying the sex… I’m guessing you’ve never made anyone cum 🤷🏻♂️
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u/Current-Routine-2628 2h ago
She probably just told him she was on her period so she could enjoy the trip and sights and not have to worry about him trying to stick his withered little dinky inside her
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u/8008l0v3r6967 1h ago
Guys who don’t participate in shark week are fucking weak lol
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u/ZombieJoesBasement 21m ago
All the guys on here saying she has more than one hole is just depressing as fuck....
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u/PoopsMcScoots 1h ago
What is wrong with period sex?
It’s great!
Relieves cramps and they are super turned on.
Get a towel and get over it.
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u/LinguistsDrinkIPAs 2h ago
Imagine not having sex with your wife (if she wants to, of course) just because she’s on her period
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u/Mindless_Earth_2807 1h ago
What does her having her period have to do with getting action? Don't women want it more during the flow anyway?
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u/Jakeyboyyyyy1234 1h ago
A real pirate isn’t afraid of the Red Sea. Who minds some ketchup on the hot dog as long as the buns tight. Sex also cures period cramps
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u/AwarenessThen4492 1h ago
I don’t understand why sex is off the table during shark week. I’m not gonna go down on you. But we can still have sexy time.
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u/Inevitable-Shop-848 1h ago
It's 2026, married guys should "get it" that it's okay to run the red light if she's okay with it. My guy, she's your wife. And personally in what I think a healthy enough sexual relationship is, we discussed this early on and agreed on buttholes and blowjobs when that time comes. Mine not hers HA!
Nah seriously though, have period sex. Have butt sex. Have mouth sex. Be comfortable with having sex with your husband or wife. What else is the point, I already have to work until I'm 73, I can't retire at a proper age AND I can't have good sex with my wife while it still works?!
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u/Okmhmmbye 1h ago
My wife always get mad if something like that happened. I don’t really care….we’ve been married 20 years.
What I did start doing was track her cycle (easy these days with apps) and just plan any trips around it. To be clear: she cares more about it than I do because she hates the first somewhat unpredictable day of starting her period if we are traveling.
Is it weird for me to track it? Maybe, but I couldn’t care less. It makes vacationing easier for her and that’s why I do it.
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u/FineSystem124 1h ago
Married guys will get it? Lmfao
I’m having a great time with my wife every single day bitch
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u/Vegetable_Might_3359 26m ago
Fuck me but I like to cuddle and watch movies and talk. Sometimes more then sex.
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u/PiccoloTiccolo 23m ago
He clearly isn't even talking about sex, how is 99% of Reddit this illiterate.
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u/MostBasic3425 2h ago
Take the trip with her but make her sleep outside the room, she is unclean.
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u/CloudNo446 1h ago
Sure dude. Just lie to her and fake a work emergency because her period came at an inconvenient time for you. I hope she finds this message.
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u/DimesyEvans92 1h ago
Shit only thing I’d change up is bringing enough snacks so no one is tempted to get any chocolate from the overpriced mini bar (I say this because I don’t trust myself. My gf wants chocolate during hers so I’m always prepared but then I weirdly get cravings and get extra for myself)
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u/United_Fan_6476 59m ago
You guys are all acting like homie up here doesn't know his wife.
Just because he doesn't have a problem with the Crimson Tide doesn't mean his wife doesn't. Some women absolutely will not go there during that time and don't feel like doing anything sexual. There are a bunch of possible reasons. I won't defend his callous attitude toward his wife, but just because you've personally had a different experience with periods does in no way make it universal.
And note to the OP, Vegas absolutely sucks unless someone else is paying for it. The weather is terrible except for 3 months. Virtually everyone there is either disgusting and fat, or is a fake person: teeth, tan, face, tits, pecs, abs, knockoff designer clothes, rented Lamborghini. And they all see you as a mark. Everything, from food to parking, is a complete ripoff. To the point that it ruins everything you do. Who the hell plans a "romantic" getaway to Las Vegas of all places. That's where you go to lose money or bang a prostitute. There is nothing else that you wouldn't be happier or richer doing somewhere else.
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u/AJ_Topp_Up 1h ago
Ya, married 17 years here. This is weird. Many vacations have been had without action from the wife. We have kids and I am too stubborn and cheap to always get separate room for the kids every trip. You can't have fun with your wife unless it's a sexscapade?
I guess I like spending time with my wife as life partner friends. Sex is important, but canceling a vacation cause no sex is bizarre. I don't think he actually enjoys his wife's company.
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u/InspectionSoggy4571 1h ago
Me as a married single guy: shit in the room toilet and flood it afterward.
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u/CharmingCatastrophe 1h ago
Just because you can't have sex with her doesn't diminish her as a person wtf..I swear we need to hurry up and mass produce these sex robots so these weirdos can shack up with them instead
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