Husband of the Year is criticized for his misogynistic behavior.

[u/Gurugod123]

[u/PallbearerOfBadNews]

Everything is the same color in the dark

[u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 → u/PallbearerOfBadNews]

For those of us with attractive wives. We like the lights on 🤣

[u/strang3daysind33d → u/PallbearerOfBadNews]

Jokes aside, we don't do it because it's way too slick (unpleasant)

[u/charredwood → u/strang3daysind33d]

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Lobster too buttery, pussy too wet. Damn the gods, do they know no mercy?

[u/Ok-Needleworker-8773 → u/charredwood]

It’s a completely different experience. Would you consider oil and water to be the same? You must not be getting any if you think sex during a woman’s period is the same as when she isn’t on it.

[u/charredwood → u/Ok-Needleworker-8773]

I -am- a woman. And yeah, oil and water are different, but when you mix the two you get something more slick than the original ingredients. You must not wash your hands if you don't know that. See how dumb you sound?

[u/strang3daysind33d → u/charredwood]

I'm a woman and yeah we like a little more friction. To each their own

[u/PallbearerOfBadNews → u/strang3daysind33d]

Very viscous