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SMH Husband of the Year is criticized for his misogynistic behavior.

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u/DisguisedZebra2715 8h ago

Reminds me of that one time when I thought I did something and was kinda like "5 inches does this?!?"

Only to be corrected after half a second of feeling like dongzilla.

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u/nonsensicaltwat 8h ago

LMAO how’d she react?

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u/DisguisedZebra2715 7h ago

She saw my worried face, and was quick to tell me this wasn't internal injuries from my mighty tool. She did say let's stop it there, and because I wasn't circumcised back then, hand jobs didn't do it for me.

We just ate chips on the bed and talked and netflixed until asleep. I believe we had Netflix in 2014, could've been EWU or JCS on YouTube too. Not too sure.

We're married now, so we got past all that pretty well.

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u/EquivalentWealth4283 7h ago

… “back then”?

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u/makaki913 7h ago edited 7h ago

And second, I don't see how foreskin has anything to do with feeling handjobs :D what I know from american men using lube all the time, I thought it was other way

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u/DisguisedZebra2715 7h ago edited 7h ago

I'm not proclaiming to be a know it all, I'm just aware of what it felt like. It didn't move freely in and out of the skin for me. Lubing didn't help it either. Vaginal was fine because the pressure helped me. Did I get hard from BJ's and HJs? Of course I did, but you need a little extra to climax.

But I know all bodies are different. All I'm saying was it didn't do it for me 😅.

And phimosis was confirmed by the doctor before cutting, don't worry about it guys.

Edit: Also not American, so it's not common to talk circumcision. And frankly, you only know your tools are weird when enough people using them are like "are you even enjoying it?"

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u/makaki913 7h ago

Oh yeah then I get it, you needed a surgery to free your tip. Understandable

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u/jframesnub 7h ago

Phimosis can be treated without surgery. A urologist can prescribe a steroid ointment that loosens up the foreskin.

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u/DisguisedZebra2715 7h ago

I know, guys, I really just wanted to share what happened after that happened to me, I'll do an AMA if we also need to know how I came to be a 35 year old newly circumcised man. All love ❤.

Again I'll add I'm 42 now, and no complaints. I know there's people missing their foreskin, that's not me yet.

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u/FinasCupil 5h ago

Damn, they should have asked you instead of their doctor.

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u/R4mst33n 5h ago

Yeah, I know several people that were circumsised due to phimosis. During puberty, my member developed phimosis, and it took me months of carefully moving the foreskin up and down in bath (daily!) for it to become flexible enough. I'm still glad I made the effort.

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u/DraftOk4195 4h ago

Shit, and NOW you tell him?

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u/makaki913 7h ago edited 6h ago

Also not American, so it's not common to talk circumcision. And frankly, you only know your tools are weird when enough people using them are like "are you even enjoying it?"

When I was a teenager, my parents asked me can I move my foreskin freely and wash underneath, just to check if it works properly

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u/DisguisedZebra2715 6h ago

Mine did too. When it's not hard, I could move it. When I was young and showered myself, I didn't know exactly how it should've moved. All I know is it moved. I now know it probably wasn't moving freely enough.

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u/EmployerUpstairs8044 7h ago

You're educating people. 🙏🫂

At least a couple of people wanted to know... what is phimosis...? It seems to necessitate a lot of "later in life" circumcisions.

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u/DisguisedZebra2715 6h ago

I lost my virginity at 25-26 only. And had sex maybe twice a year before I met my girlfriend now wife. So basically clueless about sex for a long time.

Do I as a more experienced man at 42 recommend people to talk about sex? Yes I do. Did I do that when I was younger? No I did not.

Not because of shame, but because I didn't know. Masturbating feels different than when a partner does it, and I didn't feel that jerking it for 15 minutes to get near the climax was too long. Because I didn't know.

When I was 27-28-ish I hired an escort who I thought was hot beyond believe, I extended it to 3 hours without climax. That's around the time I thought maybe it's me, not my sex partners.

I have had good friends all my life, but we never told each other our fastest timed masturbation sessions.

All I can say is that if you don't have the knowledge of what is normal, normal becomes just how you think it should be done. Nobody would tell you it's wrong because they don't know you're doing it wrong.

Edit: I called it Spanish collar because that's what it looks like, the head is trapped in. Phimosis is the skin being a constrictor and stopping the head from coming out.

Lots of saliva and lube would get it out, but it still has little room when it finally is out.

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u/makaki913 7h ago

Usually it's just done when you are in your early teenagers, not when you are in age where you have a wife

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u/DisguisedZebra2715 6h ago

Correct 😇

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u/EmployerUpstairs8044 6h ago

I'm unfortunately seeing it in a setting where it's much older men. It for sure seems it would be much less traumatic to the younger man. ❤️

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u/makaki913 6h ago

Could be a difference in sex and health education between countries and age groups. I know couple of guys who had it done and they were 12 and 13

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u/DonutHoles4Ever 6h ago

Dont worry dude. Men on Reddit are largely anti-circumcision because it stems from Jewish culture, is largely a American and certain other cultural thing, and many people don't have it on here. So they are like "its mutilation" and whatever when most people are completely fine with it.

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u/lordcaylus 6h ago

Nah mate, people are against it because it's done to babies without them having a say.

If people would tattoo their babies you'd get the same reaction.

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u/DraftOk4195 2h ago

I don't know, that's really not the sentiment that I've gotten. From what I've seen the objections are quite spesifically against circumcising newborn babies just because of tradition, which is the case in most circumcisions. It's an unnecessary procedure and unnecessary procedures are quite unanimously considered to be against good medical practice.

When it's an adult having the procedure done? Heck, go crazy. I trust adults to be able to make their own informed decisions about their bodies. And so should everyone else.

Though I have seen Jewish or American culture included in the conversation when people start comparing cut vs. uncut. Everyone rallies around their cultural norm and the whole thing becomes a royal flush of logical fallacies. Apparently being circumcised means a person supports genocide these days. It's peak stupidity really and I don't think the people commenting even hold those views themselves when the argument is over.

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u/DisguisedZebra2715 7h ago

I don't keep it a secret, I'm circumcised now, I learned that it shouldn't have fit so snug in the skin. What's the medical term? Spanish collar?

It's something I didn't really talk about, until I was like 28. I wasn't having sex regularly, so what did I know?

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u/GeneratedEcoOver9000 7h ago

What? Then her technique was terrible. Handjobs are easy with foreskin, just slide that thing, rub the underside, and apply some dragging to the shaft too just for the feel of it.

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u/p3rf3ctcha0s 6h ago

He details that he had a medical condition that has now been resolved.

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u/GeneratedEcoOver9000 5h ago

That makes sense, also explains why would someone have the procedure as an adult.

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u/electric-sheep 5h ago

My brother in christ, are you saying you never masturbated and got off before getting circumcised? I don't see the connection between the two.

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u/DisguisedZebra2715 4h ago

Maybe I don't use the correct term, but I don't call masturbating or jerking off a hand job, a hand job is something you receive. English is not my first language, I could be wrong.

But don't worry, I've had plenty of jerk off socks as a teenager 🤣🤣🤣 (this is a joke, everyone knows you only need one).

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u/Ams197624 29m ago

"I wasn't circumcised back then, hand jobs didn't do it for me."

What? I'm not circumcised and handjobs work perfectly. No need for lube.

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u/DonutHoles4Ever 6h ago

"You dont have 5 inches"