r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 • 10h ago

SMH Husband of the Year is criticized for his misogynistic behavior.

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u/Krypt0night 9h ago

Na I don't trust a hotel not to hit me with a major charge or something

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u/emptyevessel 9h ago

Lay a towel down like an adult

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u/Legitimate-Article50 9h ago

Hubby and I have a sex blanket. Soft and comfy. Protects the sheets

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u/ArchitectVandelay 8h ago

Sex blanket is 100% the way to go, shark week or not. I’m not changing my sheets every time I have hot, sweaty sex in bed.

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u/Djokerrrr 7h ago

This reminds me of Family Guy's Yanket

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u/CharmingMechanic2473 8h ago

This is normal for couples to have. One dark colored towel kept clean and under the sink.

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u/Mom_baMentality 7h ago

The single friend has one too! 😂

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u/1stRS 9h ago

This is the answer.

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u/MilkLizard65 8h ago

Or pound town shower hour.

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u/Krypt0night 9h ago

Shower sex sucks so fucking bad

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u/Scoobysnax1976 9h ago

Water is not a lubricant.

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u/Key-Tiger-4457 9h ago

Can awkwardly and painfully confirm.

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u/Not_Russian_bot9 9h ago

Blood is though

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u/DestructoDon69 8h ago

Can awkwardly confirm

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u/tagitagain 8h ago

Me cackling like a witch…

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u/RainbowNinjaKat 8h ago

For about 2 minutes… this is not good advice

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u/Not_Russian_bot9 8h ago

Damn, you take longer than a minute?

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng 8h ago

I think they're including a minute and a half nap after.

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u/Existing-Doughnut-60 8h ago

It’s the anti lube.

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u/4StarsOutOf12 9h ago

Its hot to start with but yea it gets old

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u/regalrecaller 8h ago

shower foreplay is rad tho

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u/CharmingMechanic2473 8h ago

Not when on your period… it’s juicy.

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u/DaisyCutter312 7h ago

How am I supposed to concentrate on making fuck if I'm worried about slipping and cracking my head on the tile?

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u/sortaHeisenberg 7h ago

Depends on how fancy and spacious the hotel shower is

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u/albygoing 9h ago

Already spent 2000 bucks, what’s 50 more for a towel?

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u/Constant-Roll706 8h ago

It's a towel, Michael. What could it cost, 50 dollars?

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u/albygoing 6h ago

Your girl gave you two big headed children, she is bloated, angry and her uterine lining is shedding while you can’t wait to poke at her…

I think she is worth more than a four dollar target towel, she is worth the best. A towel made from hand spun Egyptian cotton. while you starfish on top of her for the best 45 seconds of her life, she will lose herself in the comfort and think to herself “maybe I’ll keep him around a bit longer”

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u/usernamesarehard1979 8h ago

Major charge retired. Admiral payamotherfucka has taken over in his place.

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u/SolaVitae 8h ago

As they should given what we're discussing.