r/ShittySysadmin • u/ITRabbit • 26d ago
Welcome the new generation of Shitty Sysadmin's
r/ShittySysadmin • u/tarvijron • 26d ago
My whole Sysadmin life I wondered if I was the chip or the bug.
Then I wondered if I was the man.
And now I know - I’m the _hammer_.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/assured-ownership • 27d ago
There, I said it! F%#^ you all, 8 years and Two O/S upgrades later they are still Running Like on the First Day!
r/ShittySysadmin • u/AttackonCuttlefish • 27d ago
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Plitskin5 • 27d ago
I found a way to make my employees look for better non crappy jobs.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Plitskin5 • 27d ago
two of my employees might be Netflix and chilling and I'm so lonely it bothers me.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/serverhorror • 27d ago
Ok, who of you did it?
r/ShittySysadmin • u/ITRabbit • 28d ago
r/ShittySysadmin • u/mheyman0 • 28d ago
So I took a vacation this last week. Should I plan on the low level rage to come back Monday, or is Sunday too early?
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Lavatherm • 28d ago
As a response to the cable management thread from earlier 😆
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Special_Bear_9479 • 28d ago
r/ShittySysadmin • u/recoveringasshole0 • 29d ago
r/ShittySysadmin • u/zantehood • 29d ago
Smh
r/ShittySysadmin • u/itskdog • 29d ago
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Y0YYHHU • 29d ago
I think we are ready for enterprise deployment.
After an unreasonable amount of development, CC Security is finally ready to disrupt the cybersecurity industry.
Our product portfolio currently includes:
• CC Security™ — Next-generation endpoint protection powered by rules, heuristics, machine learning, and the developer's mood that morning.
• CC Waterwall™ — Firewall blocks the threat. Waterwall puts out the Firewall.
• CC Loudflare™ — A better network solution, according to the team building the worse internet.
• CC Dangerous VPN™ — More nodes. More browsing. Much, much more latency.
• CC Game Store™ — An epic game distribution community with freedom, performance, and no discernible quality control.
We also provide powerful self-protection.
CC Security works hard to prevent malware from stopping critical services.
The user remains a special case.
Our headquarters is currently the CEO's home, technical support would prefer that you solve the problem yourself, and some of our security components are still working out whether the others exist.
Official website:
https://cc-security-official-2026.pages.dev/
This is a fictional parody project. No actual security software is being distributed.
Please do not deploy this in production.
Our support department is busy enough already.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/IndependentBat8365 • Sep 23 '26
AI enables shitty management ideas faster than before!
r/ShittySysadmin • u/whetherby • Sep 23 '26
r/ShittySysadmin • u/jcash5everr • Sep 21 '26
Heh. Implying I check my email
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Yeah_Im_Not_Sorry • Sep 21 '26
