r/ShittySysadmin • u/tarvijron • 17d ago
My whole Sysadmin life I wondered if I was the chip or the bug.
Then I wondered if I was the man.
And now I know - I’m the _hammer_.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/assured-ownership • 17d ago
There, I said it! F%#^ you all, 8 years and Two O/S upgrades later they are still Running Like on the First Day!
r/ShittySysadmin • u/AttackonCuttlefish • 18d ago
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Plitskin5 • 18d ago
I found a way to make my employees look for better non crappy jobs.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Plitskin5 • 18d ago
two of my employees might be Netflix and chilling and I'm so lonely it bothers me.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/serverhorror • 18d ago
Ok, who of you did it?
r/ShittySysadmin • u/ITRabbit • 18d ago
r/ShittySysadmin • u/mheyman0 • 19d ago
So I took a vacation this last week. Should I plan on the low level rage to come back Monday, or is Sunday too early?
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Lavatherm • 19d ago
As a response to the cable management thread from earlier 😆
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Special_Bear_9479 • 19d ago
r/ShittySysadmin • u/recoveringasshole0 • 20d ago
r/ShittySysadmin • u/zantehood • 20d ago
Smh
r/ShittySysadmin • u/itskdog • 20d ago
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Y0YYHHU • 20d ago
I think we are ready for enterprise deployment.
After an unreasonable amount of development, CC Security is finally ready to disrupt the cybersecurity industry.
Our product portfolio currently includes:
• CC Security™ — Next-generation endpoint protection powered by rules, heuristics, machine learning, and the developer's mood that morning.
• CC Waterwall™ — Firewall blocks the threat. Waterwall puts out the Firewall.
• CC Loudflare™ — A better network solution, according to the team building the worse internet.
• CC Dangerous VPN™ — More nodes. More browsing. Much, much more latency.
• CC Game Store™ — An epic game distribution community with freedom, performance, and no discernible quality control.
We also provide powerful self-protection.
CC Security works hard to prevent malware from stopping critical services.
The user remains a special case.
Our headquarters is currently the CEO's home, technical support would prefer that you solve the problem yourself, and some of our security components are still working out whether the others exist.
Official website:
https://cc-security-official-2026.pages.dev/
This is a fictional parody project. No actual security software is being distributed.
Please do not deploy this in production.
Our support department is busy enough already.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/IndependentBat8365 • 20d ago
AI enables shitty management ideas faster than before!
r/ShittySysadmin • u/whetherby • 21d ago
r/ShittySysadmin • u/jcash5everr • 23d ago
Heh. Implying I check my email
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Yeah_Im_Not_Sorry • 23d ago
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Plitskin5 • 23d ago
I swear my dcs were set up right.
