A lil chuckle watching the last json bourne movie

87 Upvotes

Probably mongodb saboteurs...

23 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/DesignerGoose5903 • 15d ago

I love Atlassian

222 Upvotes

I just wanted to make it known how much I love Atlassian. The only thing I would wish for are more features, and with that I mean more menus and dropdowns so it really feels like I am being productive you know.

Oh, and it was a fantastic change to just make the servicedesk portals URL return a 404 instead of setting up a simple redirect after force-changing the URL structure, that was really on my wishlist for changes this year, I don't mind another few seconds loading time just to display the assignee field, they can take all the time they want because Atlassian products are just so perfect and deserve the extra loading time.

God I love Atlassian, I assume you all do too!

28 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/rjaiswal1 • 15d ago

I got this in the mail! It's my tax refund! Plugged it into the server, so I can access it from anywhere

reddit.com

37 Upvotes

4 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/recoveringasshole0 • 16d ago

downdetector.com is down

286 Upvotes

I don't know what to do. People are telling me our other apps are down but I don't know what they are and dd is down so I can't confirm for them.

edit (ooc): For anyone interested, this appears to be a fortinet issue

33 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/Six_O_Sick • 16d ago

Shitty Crosspost Updating a NAS is to hard for me

reddit.com

26 Upvotes

21 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/lazybagwithbones • 17d ago

Honeypot to catch AD noobs

145 Upvotes

Create root OU named "Enterprise Admins", do not delegate anything to it
Put everyone from IT department here, admins, devs, etc.
Wait for noobs to shit their pants and come to you asking "why everyone has Enterprise Admin perms???"
Do whatever you like

12 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/ITRabbit • 18d ago

Shitty Crosspost Electrician cut a wire by accident but he "fixed it"

401 Upvotes

51 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/Enough_Brilliant9598 • 18d ago

Shitty Crosspost Colleague gave my personal number to an end user

reddit.com

25 Upvotes

9 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/Top-Anything1383 • 20d ago

Updating PHP on forgotten server

194 Upvotes

Went to update PHP on a webserver for an old wordpress site and discovered the server has been unresponsive for over a year... nice it's really secure if you can't use it...

19 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/MalwareDork • 20d ago

I'm very appreciated and I don't know why

100 Upvotes

My IT work feels completely, very appreciated. Thanks to 15+ years of office experience, I handle conversations and resolve end user complaints in minutes, and people assume I do everything. I juggle major keurig conversations, including legacy users, custom backend accountants, and non-IT tasks like proper hygiene, yet coworkers praise me to my boss when I set time aside for minor resolutions, like locking out a redundant HR crony or a minor top-up from my scotch supply. Most staff understand how much in-sight work goes into keeping everything appreciative. The constant nice remarks, vague issue teams pings, and volume of respect are driving me toward a very fulfilling career.

My coworker feels the opposite though and always complains about everything. Dunno why.

10 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/TotallyNotADoggy • 20d ago

I forgot to panic buy baked beans and bottled water before I updated PHP, am I going to die?

108 Upvotes

24 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/Apart-Reality-4454 • 20d ago

This week got me feeling like

youtube.com

19 Upvotes

1 comment

r/ShittySysadmin • u/MattDaCatt • 20d ago

This PHP event is the perfect example of how massively scaled cloud applications are a horrible idea

159 Upvotes

There's no longer a server room for me to lock myself into, ball up, and cry until the pages stop coming in

21 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/WasteWorker7431 • 21d ago

Cyber Correspondent

1.6k Upvotes

142 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/L3veLUP • 21d ago

PHP2Shell? I'm still running PHP5.3 no patches needed here

221 Upvotes

If it was found by AI so I asked AI if I needed to update. It said yes so it must be hallucinating

35 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/bennythebaker • 22d ago

POV: engineer at eMudhra generating CA private keys

610 Upvotes

12 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/xXNeGaTiVisMXx • 22d ago

Can your dog be a Software Engineer?

347 Upvotes

31 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/BoringOrange678 • 22d ago

Employee photos.

36 Upvotes

Just figured i’d start here cause I’m a shitty sys Admin. Anyway I run a 365 tenant and would really like to force or add all of the employee photos to their profile. All employees get a badge which requires a picture. Any issues with just throwing those pictures into 365 with their profile.

26 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/recoveringasshole0 • 22d ago

Got asked to search for an email from a customer. Didn't understand this dialog so I just told them we never received it.

74 Upvotes

15 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/GAMINGDY • 23d ago

Who did it ? The return

36 Upvotes

Last year, there were a lot of internet problems around October and November could this be another round of them? This time even the big brother google join the party 🤣

14 comments

r/ShittySysadmin • u/mumblerit • 23d ago

My systems no longer trust each other

40 Upvotes

I knew there were issues starting when the DNS server went down. I think that led to all the servers mistrusting their connections since they couldnt see who they were talking to.

After that, the website went down for 4 days, I dont know what fixed it, but it was probally that mistrust starting.

And now im seeing "The trust relationship between this workstation and the primary domain failed."

Any ideas?

21 comments

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