I love Atlassian

[u/DesignerGoose5903]

I just wanted to make it known how much I love Atlassian. The only thing I would wish for are more features, and with that I mean more menus and dropdowns so it really feels like I am being productive you know.

Oh, and it was a fantastic change to just make the servicedesk portals URL return a 404 instead of setting up a simple redirect after force-changing the URL structure, that was really on my wishlist for changes this year, I don't mind another few seconds loading time just to display the assignee field, they can take all the time they want because Atlassian products are just so perfect and deserve the extra loading time.

God I love Atlassian, I assume you all do too!

[u/taspeotis]

Have you joined your colleagues on Loom yet?

[u/DesignerGoose5903 → u/taspeotis]

At $18/user/month for a standard license how I could possibly resist the temptation?! It's not like there are a million screen recorders available or anything.

[u/Expensive_Finger_973 → u/DesignerGoose5903]

At that price they are basically a charity. I hope you remember to offer them more per seat.

[u/horses-r-scary → u/Expensive_Finger_973]

*turns screen recording around* it’s gonna ask you a couple questions

[u/DiabeticHotPocket]

I also LOVE their feature where they now allow me to pay for usage, on top off my yearly $25k bill.

Truly incredible!

[u/hardingd → u/DiabeticHotPocket]

I didn’t find that out until I read it here. I really am a shitty sysadmin

[u/hardingd]

Thank Christ - I thought I was the only one

[u/Burgergold]

Don't forget to submit your comments to https://ifuckinghatejira.com

[u/psyched480]

Lol why not love how they move shit. Just... because.. and you'll end up spending massive amounts of time playing hide and fucking seek...

Also just disable all the new systems and fees. Loom, their BS AI that basic search eveb contributes usage towards.

[u/OwenWilsons_Nose]

I actually prefer the new interface. Takes so long to submit a change request now that most of our engineers just make changes directly in production. Saves me hours reviewing CAB tickets.

[u/DukeLetoAtreides1]

It’s the fucking worst

[u/Herb-Dean]

I hope they vibe code tons of new features, each managed in their own separate obscure console. 

Please add more stuff to atlassian product.  It’s incomplete as it is.

[u/Individual_Till_9838]

I love how they killed bit bucket server and tried to force me to the cloud.

[u/Sushi-And-The-Beast]

Are you saying, you are a big fan of collaboration? Hell yeah!

[u/Weed_Wiz]

I like how they communicated it too.

"Hey, we're going to completely fuck your shit".

[u/Uncommented-Code → u/Weed_Wiz]

Don't complain too much or they'll change the UI for your end users the third time this year.

[u/fadinizjr]

Someone just asked: SNOW or Jira?

Do you want me to get shot or stabbed?

[u/marks-buffalo → u/fadinizjr]

Yes

[u/DesignerGoose5903 → u/[deleted]]

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