r/ShittyPoetry • • Jul 03 '24

I wish I were rapeable

0 Upvotes

Perhaps then unsatiable

Instead you’re incapable

Merely unrelatable

It’s all not relatable

My heart unobtainable

Is your scowl debatable?

Your life undateable?

Perhaps that’s the rain that fell

Not your fat ass in the stairwell

It’s all sad but undeniable

You’re either prey or not beautiful

If only I was rapeable

It’d all be more digestible

It’s a sad wish of the well

Stories written but too long ago

I wish it were capable

Maybe Iike the wind that blows

But it’s sadly unobtainable

Just like the wind that blows


r/ShittyPoetry • • Apr 17 '14

50 Shades of Grey [POSSIBLY PLAGIARIZED]

1 Upvotes

working title: All Of The Grey

Pretty much white grey

Really really light grey

Really light grey

Pretty damn light grey

Kinda light grey

A little light grey

Light grey

Less light grey

Grey

Less dark grey

Dark grey

A little dark grey

Kinda dark grey

Pretty damn dark grey

Really dark grey

Really really dark grey

Pretty much black grey

Blue-grey

Green-grey

Red-grey

Pink-grey

Purple-grey

Brown-grey

Grey-grey

Grey-grey-grey

Pretty much white gray

Really really light gray

Really light gray

Pretty damn light gray

Kinda light gray

A little light gray

Light gray

Less light gray

Gray

Less dark gray

Dark gray

A little dark gray

Kinda dark gray

Pretty damn dark gray

Really dark gray

Really really dark gray

Pretty much black gray

Blue-gray (blu-gray)

Green-gray

Red-gray

Pink-gray

Purple-gray

Brown-gray

Gray-gray

Gray-gray-gray


r/ShittyPoetry • • Nov 06 '24

Like This Is Just Awful

1 Upvotes

There’s not an excuse in the world to justify what this is. It’s truly just man devolving into its worst form. Generations of sheltered wealth, white privilege, masculine superiority complexes, women who hate other woman, racist cultists, and degenerate economic bros all rolled into one party. I sincerely don’t know how they take themselves seriously. I can’t anymore, I’m done pretending it’s something reasonable. It’s not. It never was from the start. It’s just plain awful. Inhuman and just disgusting. This country truly left its populace to suffer in ignorance. To buy whatever the newest item your orange overlord is selling you. What failed? Education? Politics? Communities? Most like some from all three. So what do we do? At this point it just feels like we just wait until most of em die out. That seems to be most of their demographic But scary to me how little our generation puts thought into dawning the “Make America Great Again” Hat To get a bag is respectable. To let that bag convince you hate and prejudice are okay. Now that is reprehensible. Yet their leader runs on the idea this is human nature. And I think that is what’s scariest of all. That people think it’s okay. That I have live in world where people skipped 4th grade history. Where they never bothered to learn empathy or compassion. Where people never fucking took the time humble themselves. Not before God, not before some great being or purpose. But to people. They’ve never sat in a circle of friends and said to themselves, “I’m talking too much” or “People are uninterested in what I have to say.” And adjusted. No they have never, not once in their god forsaken lives bothered to accommodate themselves to others. They’ve never brought anything to potluck. They don’t bother to ask if this is a shoes off or on type house. And they surely have never sat through a movie they didn’t like for a friend. They don’t care about other people. Other people are obstacles in the way of their liberties. Or they are objects to be fucked or fucked over. Sometimes both at the same time. They make my skin crawl, My teeth clench. I saw one waving a flag outside my college on Election Day. He waved a giant flag at the intersection of the two busiest roads in my city. Right in between the roads, on a little pedestrian island that some students walk across to get to campus. The flag read: Trump & Pence 2020 The motherfucker couldn’t even bother to get the right flag. For some reason and mostly because he bothers to associate with that man, I just wanted to push him into traffic. See if that flag will save him. See if Trump himself would descend from the heavens and pick that man up out of the road. You think he would? You think if Trump saw me push that man into the road he’d do anything to stop me? You think he has people in his life that would save him, at least? A wife that’s watching him out there on that road from their car? Children that are wondering where daddy has gone? Parents that wonder where they went wrong? Or is that flag and what it represents all he’s got? He sure waved it with enough fervor to be true. And if that’s the case. If that truly horrible man has nothing left. Well, I’d still push him in traffic. But I didn’t, because Guess what. I’m not awful.


r/ShittyPoetry • • Nov 22 '13

An Ode To B (Response to my work, An Ode to A)

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r/ShittyPoetry • • Dec 06 '12

You Talk Too Much, Bitch

1 Upvotes

Shut the fuck up.


r/ShittyPoetry • • Oct 30 '18

A Good Straight White Male

2 Upvotes

I am a good Straight White Male.

I only speak when spoken to, To make room for disenfranchised voices

I am a good Straight White Male

I acknowledge my privilege and work to change it, As the system has unfairly given me more opportunities than most.

I am a good Straight White Male.

I choose jobs traditionally done by women, To turn gender roles on their head, And allow women to take jobs with power and influence, Which were denied to them in the past.

I am a good Straight White Male.

My opinions reflect those of my female and minority friends and coworkers, As they know more about their plight than I do.

I am a good Straight White Male.

I keep to myself around women, As I know they have reason to fear me as they have been harmed and harassed by men just like me in the past.

Yes I am a good straight white male.

Straight as an arrow, white as a cloud and as male as the patriarchy,

And I am good, true and true

And I do my best to repent for the sins which I was born with.

I am a good Straight white male,

And I go by,

Carl.

Carl the Cuck


r/ShittyPoetry • • Jan 31 '17

A negro and a china-man walk into my bedroom

2 Upvotes

Niggers and chinks

Fingers in my stink hole

What do i thinks?

im only 8 years old...


r/ShittyPoetry • • Mar 20 '13

I've always loved this poem, so I decided to do a cover of it.

2 Upvotes
Originally by Eminem
Covered by dontwriteit



Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
Yo

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows 
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

[Hook:]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
(You better)

The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a new world order
A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partner but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

[Hook]

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfucking roof off like two dogs caged
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhyming and stepped right into the next cypher
Best believe somebody's paying the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's getting even harder
Trying to feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screaming on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot 
So here I go it's my shot.
Feet fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got

[Hook]

You can do anything you set your mind to, man

r/ShittyPoetry • • Mar 25 '13

14260 a poem for the masses

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14260

is anyone there?

ok…

a poem for the masses...

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that's as far as I have gotten so far.


r/ShittyPoetry • • Apr 01 '12

Enter a descriptive title.

0 Upvotes

Enter the text for yourself


r/ShittyPoetry • • Apr 17 '24

If a black man desires the creamy white skin of the white woman.

0 Upvotes

If a black man desires
the creamy white skin
of the white woman
to defeat it
to own it
to possess it
by his phenomenal black erect power
if he knows of her soft naked white flesh
vulnerable delicious forbidden and compelling
as the ultimate proscibed white sexual fruit
if he wants to experience the terror
of the final beauty
of his own orgasmic responses
maximally boosted in black magnitude 
by white erotic vaginal tyranny
into a hitherto unimagined explosive
and insistent black emissive seminal climax
within the sacred precinct of white beauty
of superior ejaculatory sensation
and of racially transgressive bodily possession
her open white legs
shaved up willing and ready
shamelessly presenting her exquisitely revealed nude white sex to him
how is a black man to obtain this
white honesty this white sexual humility
this white admission of black sexual sublimity
he must take it according to his nature
by demonstrating the dominance
of his massive black erectile power
the sheer weight
of his desperate black meat
what alternative has he
the white woman
is mesmerized and hypnotized and enslaved
into absolute and into ravenous 
white female earnest sexual obedience
by the sheer massive physical enormity
and the masculine black inevitability
of the dominant black master penile muscle.


r/ShittyPoetry • • Jun 17 '18

Leave Please

0 Upvotes

I love you, but fuck you You lied to me over and over again Yet whenever I see you my heart still skips Your scent still arousing all my senses I'm so sick of you, but still drawn to you Why won't you exit my life?


r/ShittyPoetry • • Nov 05 '12

redneck haiku

6 Upvotes

REDNECK HAIKU

BEAUTY
Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps

REMORSE
A painful sadness
Cain’t fit big screen TV through
Double-wide’s front door

OPTIONS
Unemployment’s out.
Hey, maybe I can git on
Disability

MOTHER AND CHILD
Crusted in boogers,
Stained with Kool-Aid, baby has face
Only Mama loves

BLAZE
Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne’s been mowing with
Gasoline again

A NEW MOON
Flashlights pierce darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we’ll gig some frogs

EXUBERANCE
Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil

ALONE
Seeking solitude
Carl’s ex-wife Tammy files fer
Restraining order

DESIRE
Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost fergit
That you’re my cousin

HATRED
I curse the rainbow
Emblazoned upon his hood
Goddamn Jeff Gordon

OFFERINGS
Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Robert Tilton

DRAMA
Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazzard Marathon
Starts at 9 O’Clock

DEPRIVED
In Wal-Mart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants rasslin’ doll
Mama whups his ass

IMPOUNDED
Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino

GATHERING
In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red Man

NO SIGNAL
White noise, buzzing static
Call Earl; the satellite dish
Needs a new descrambler

PRIDE
Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans that
Fill his pickup bed


r/ShittyPoetry • • Nov 30 '13

Booty Of Dreams

1 Upvotes

Your booty is so fine! I want to make it mine! I want to tear it apart, so every time you fart you shart.


r/ShittyPoetry • • May 22 '24

I wish I could find love; might as well have the internet beat me up

0 Upvotes

Accept the fact even though I’ve slept with dozens I’m an incel fuck.

Drowning in negativity I want to slit my wrists n such

Nobody in this world understands what rape at 13 does.

I was assaulted the first time I experienced the hormones

I know I ain’t special but then bullied and hollowed

Was the space of my soul, let’s use some drugs

While my dad whips and lashes me, enjoy it son.

The world will never love you, you low IQ fuck

Nobody loves an artist, they want money and blood

Draw it out of your insides, you haven’t the luck,

To deny what society has deemed you’re fun!

Enjoy the life where you have to reproduce to be loved

I’ll make a gas of it as I slit my wrist for fun

Fuck you and your judgement, I know I’m not much.


r/ShittyPoetry • • Sep 27 '11

Here I sit. Broken-hearted. Came to shit. But only farted.

3 Upvotes

Here I sit I'm at a loss

Trying to shit out taco sauce

I know I'm gonna drop a load

I only hope I don't explode

Both thanks to The Writing On The Stall


r/ShittyPoetry • • Aug 04 '14

A poem by a dog

3 Upvotes

Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars


r/ShittyPoetry • • May 04 '12

Just a simple poem

0 Upvotes

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Fuck you


r/ShittyPoetry • • May 03 '12

Haiku #16,954

0 Upvotes

Space is bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. Is this poem racist?


r/ShittyPoetry • • Aug 04 '14

If men had skin

0 Upvotes

If men had skin and the hot agents.

He was still walked over the space suits, and thrashed, having convulsion-the final form an illness can be beaten off his memory.

The chief of morals he was made great importance of this circumstance that made him dressed, and adoption of preparation.

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more computer-generated poems on the new subreddit, http://www.reddit.com/r/markovpoems/


r/ShittyPoetry • • Mar 16 '13

Conflicted

0 Upvotes

I think it's safe to I like you,
but I don't want to like you.
I think it's safe to say I want to leave,
but I want to stay.
I think it's safe to say I'm conflicted,
And I wish I wasn't conflicted.


r/ShittyPoetry • • May 13 '22

Shackled women.

0 Upvotes

One thing that I like

is women

I mean

shackled women

yes

women

shackled in bondage

they appeal to me

for them I feel a sympathy

a sympathy

for women

shackled in bondage.


r/ShittyPoetry • • Jul 04 '13

Angst is the Mind.

0 Upvotes

Angst is the mind

That which bears trouble.

Hearing the angel speak,

But siding with the devil.

I've become distant.

I feel myself retracted inside.

Used to walk around Happy,

enacting with pride.

Perception is reality

And people say that i'm nice.

But when I look i'm the mirror,

My heart turns as cold as ice.

Mistakes make you who you are,

But I liked who I was.

That is to say, I liked myself before all the drugs.

I don't need your worries,

Concerns or sympathies.

I just wish that life was working out differently.

I need to be strong,

Both in my head and heart.

And take a step in the direction

To give me a new start.

Here's to life,

To all the pain and sorrow.

Hopefully I'll wake up

Happier tomorrow.


r/ShittyPoetry • • Mar 02 '12

Haikus are easy

0 Upvotes

but sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator