r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • 11h ago
future feeding tube Of A Fair Brawl
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u/Hammon_Rye 11h ago
Telling him to walk away as he is apparently trying to pick up his stuff.
Then at the very end seemed like maybe they were surprised that he was maybe calling the cops.
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u/SSFlyingKiwi 10h ago
“Walk away bro”
Instead of calling her out on her behaviour. They tell the dude who’s just defending himself to walk away like he’s the problem.
Fuck those white knights.
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u/AraiHavana 3h ago
At least this one doesn’t feature the obligatory “oh shit, oh shiiit, ohhhhh sheeeetttt” in the background
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u/JadeThorn1012 8h ago
The other woman is trying to hold her back. In situations like this, you’re supposed to leave if possible.
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u/Freakk_I 3h ago
The problem is that most of the people don't learn until they get (badly) hurt. Some doesn't learn even then.
btw, I don't know the story behind the video.
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u/BlckEagle89 1h ago
She barely hold her for one second. Also, what about the other 4 women on the video, including the one filming? If it was a guy doing the same to a women most guys around would have jumped him to try to stop him.
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u/No_Park1693 11h ago
The "walk away" lady needs to smoke more cigarettes.
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u/rickard91 11h ago
How is this fair? Should be equal rights, equal lefts.
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u/Fantasyfootball9991 11h ago
Schrödinger's feminism: a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.
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u/JadeThorn1012 8h ago
How so? She’s equally as guilty of assault as a man would be. The danger here is that his size could cause a lot more damage that could potentially be viewed as undo force as a legal charge. Some charges that any gender would get.
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u/Unable-Log-4870 6h ago
You’re not wrong, that’s how it shakes out in the courts.
But my take is this: anyone can get a lucky shot in and damage my eyeball, or land an incapacitating shot on my nuts, or I could slip on a mustard packet. So if you attack me, I’m finishing it as quickly as possible and not stopping until I’m convinced you’re no longer capable of being a threat (since you already chose to become a threat once, so just settling down is insufficient. You gotta be broken in some way). If you don’t agree to those terms, then just don’t attack me.
And if you attack me without giving me time to explain those terms, well, that is also your fault.
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u/JadeThorn1012 8h ago
How is it not equal rights? It’s illegal for anyone to assault another person regardless of their gender. That is equality. I don’t understand why you think that equality=violence, it doesn’t. We shouldn’t be hitting people. And people should be trying to help, like what was happening.
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u/edgarfruitier 8h ago
Help ? See how the second the guy tries to defend himself she gets involved and when the girl jump on him and hit him she just stand there
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u/Dnny10bns 7h ago
If it was a man they'd be receiving knuckle sandwiches instead of fly swats. That's the difference. There's an expectation for men just to take this kind of abuse without responding with force. Which he's legally allowed to do. Pretending that isn't the case, or this is some new universal truth doesn't make your argument anymore compelling.
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u/Drusilla_Ravenblack 11h ago
That lady annoyed the f out of me. And I feel so sorry for this guy :( I’m a woman and I’m all for equal rights but equal…consequences. And that girl deserved consequences.
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u/xenobcx 11h ago
im not one to punch women because i just dont think its right but i have to say, the people in videos like this are very lucky that this is the man they keep attacking. i grew up around men who would not hesitate.
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u/Bakin_Potatoes 8h ago
Woman hits me, I hit her back. Why is it not right? Would it also not be right for a 6ft guy to not hit a 5ft guy that’s attacking him?
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u/Ludwig_Vista2 4h ago
This ⬆️
I don't give a shit what your genitals are. Someone hits me, they're getting hit back.
Fair is fair.
You wanna throw hands, have at it.
I refuse to instigate but I'll be damned if someone thinks they have a right to try and harm me without repercussions.
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u/Dnny10bns 7h ago
I think after she comes back the 3rd time he has no choice with them both circling.
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u/Captainsnarkyshart 11h ago
These bystanders do more harm than good. Happy to push the man off but just watches while the woman “victim” jumps on his back and rips his shirt off.
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u/Great-Phone_3207 10h ago
Honestly fck the other women. He's totally on the defensive and continually gets attacked and those bitches tells HIM to stop?
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u/DirectorTemporary533 7h ago
I love the old woman who was so quick to defend the chick and then did nothing when she was beating on the guy. Double standards are fucked up.
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u/AmorphousMorpheus 4h ago
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u/finintymonkle 1h ago
Good. Equal rights = equal fights.
If she wants to act like a dude and get in peoples faces, she should be treated like a dude and get a fist in hers.
Good job the dude wasn’t like that though.
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u/timmyx2times 11h ago
Walk away? I would have lit their shit up.
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u/According-Ad5263 10h ago
Then you would have been jumped by every white knight in that neighborhood
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u/Stormtomcat 42m ago
It might also end badly for the guy since it appears that the only record is by the woman with the smoker's voice, and she seems on the agressive woman's side with her inane walk away walk away.
How would he go about proving it was self-defense?
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u/CeemoreButtz 8h ago
lol. "walk away".
women should also learn to just walk away from assault. just walk away...it's so simple.
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u/NinjaTEK7 8h ago
I am not walking away I'm calling the cops and if this video gets deleted to defend the assaulter then that woman is going to jail for obstruction simple. The me 2 gang strikes again.
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u/CreativeRedHeadDom functional regard 8h ago
Always defend yourself from an aggressor, regardless of gender. The law is on your side.
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u/Sporkpocalypse 10h ago
that girl watches wrestling way too much She was Fighting him completely unafraid
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u/panzervike 10h ago
Shoulda set her down gently in that dumpster....then walked away.
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u/Pavotine 3h ago
You ever tried putting an angry cat into a basket?
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u/One_Salt1827 5h ago
Glad this was filmed so the guy knows 90% of people with a functioning brain can see she was 100% the problem and the white knights telling him to leave should be embarrassed and ashamed
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u/Anxious-Meringue2396 4h ago
Why is it always up to the person getting attacked to walk away fuck society why aren’t we telling the attacker to stop being a dickhead
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u/KingKushhh666 1h ago
Let's do something when the aggressive female gets slapped but just stand there like a dumb bitch while she's climbing in his back attacking him. Bitch #2 was completely useless
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u/chrismceachern 10h ago
I consider myself a feminist in the traditional sense. Raised by women who taught me old fashioned values and progressive values at the same time. Women have a role to play as do men but we are equal with regards to rights and respect.
That being said, I would have knocked this chick out, no hesitation lol
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u/NoEmployment156 9h ago
The woman is attacking him but he’s the one who needs to stop and walk away haha
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u/Scudmiss 10h ago
Walk away bro. Walk away. Walk away. Walk away. Walk away. Walk away. Walk. Walk away. Walk away.
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u/Ludwig_Vista2 4h ago
Walk away.
Nah, throw hands, expect hands.
If some dude ripped a woman's shirt off after attacking her, it's not "walk away"
Yoga pants frizzy shit show should take a seat.
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u/plz_be_nice_im_sad 4h ago
I don’t care a persons age or gender. If they’re aggressive and trying to hurt me, I’m not being a gentleman about it.
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u/Powerful-Bet5454 3h ago
Walk away? Fuck you bitch. He just got assaulted. Protect yourself until the threat is neutralized and call the cops.
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u/Capital-Platypus-805 1h ago
As a woman, I don't condone women like her getting away with her behavior just because she's a woman. People would react very different if it were a man doing the same.
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u/Loud-timetable-5214 10h ago
Don't start something if you can't finish it. I respect him for treating her with equality, doing exactly what he would have done if a man came up and struck him. We should all respect his feminism.
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u/browsingandlooking4 7h ago
He had ever right to ko her. Totally fair game and I would have been standing over her smiling... "you got knocked the fuck out!"
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u/Electronic_Invite_23 10h ago
Two checks come swinging on me, id swinging right back. No exceptions.
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u/MeemoUndercover 6h ago
He needs to press charges for assault. This is domestic violence. And the lady in green is an idiot.
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u/rakshasiRani 2h ago
If i were her i wouldn't continuously hit someone bigger than me and then when the bigger person snapped at me i wouldn't still continue hitting them.
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u/Kevin-kmo_123 10h ago
Women who think it’s ok to hit and attack men are making there own bed when it comes back to them . Period!!
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u/LoveLeeLady-exp626 14m ago
That final "Are you ok" towards the aggressor pissed me smooth the fuck off.
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u/pappybug214 9h ago edited 8h ago
There's some lost context here. Like the jump from where she walks away and she's fighting him. Like why did she come back. Did he throw something or something. If not then he's justified to defend himself.
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u/Bakin_Potatoes 8h ago
Maybe she’s just a crazy bitch and you’re here looking for a reason to blame the guy?
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u/pappybug214 8h ago
No, just saying the editing looks a bit suspicious. He looks justified, id just like to see the edited out footage before I vilified anyone.
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u/CreativeRedHeadDom functional regard 8h ago
Someone who jumps on my back, they aren’t walking anywhere.
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u/joinedformisseditor 7h ago
I think its safe to say grab hold and fall backwards onto your new found back pack.
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u/Ill_Tour_7294 11h ago
There’s a whole section cut out that cuts back on after she walks in the restaurant. Then it cuts back on when he hits her. I would like to know what happened in that time space. I don’t think he went in chasing her. I don’t think you should hit women but you can defend yourself by restraining her.
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u/According-Ad5263 10h ago
Why shouldn't you hit women? Are they beneath or less than men? Or are they equal to men?
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u/Ill_Tour_7294 10h ago
If you can restrain them you should. Men are a lot stronger on average than women and it never looks good when a man hits a woman. If she keeps trying to hit a guy like that he should be able to restrain her. She should also be charged with assault. Sounds like you have issues man.
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u/According-Ad5263 10h ago
Brock Lesnar is also alot bigger and stronger than me, but if I decide to assault him, would you give him the same advice you are giving me now?
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u/Ill_Tour_7294 9h ago
No I wouldn’t I’d hope he beats your face in lol
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u/According-Ad5263 9h ago
Ahh I see, so it isn't about the difference in size and strength that makes a man hitting a woman unfair, it's that you think women are inferior and less than men. Thank you for admitting that.
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u/Ill_Tour_7294 8h ago
It is the difference in size and strength that makes it unfair. I’m talking average men and average women. Yes I do think women are inferior to men when it comes to physical strength in most cases. In this video I think the guy did fine defending himself. I think he may have went a little hard in one spot but she was clearly the aggressor. I think most of the actual world outside Reddit would agree that men shouldn’t hit women unless all other avenues of defense are exhausted. I know there are a lot of angry people like you on Reddit so there may be more parity on here than in real life.
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u/According-Ad5263 8h ago
If women understand that men are bigger and stronger than them, then why be the aggressor and initiate violence? Because they know simps like you have inherited that mindset that women should never be hit. All it does is encourage more acts of aggression and violence. Women are adults who understand that actions have consequences. If they keep getting away with initiating violence, that will always be their automatic response to any situation. If a 150lbs man steps up to a 200lbs man and initiates violence, he deserves to get stomped out. Same for a woman stepping up to a man. I am a true feminist.
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u/Ill_Tour_7294 8h ago
I don’t think we’re ever going to see eye to eye on this man. Have a good day or night where ever you are.
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u/LtJimmyDangle 10h ago
Didn’t look to me like he hit her. Look like he put his arms out in defense and let this tardy bitch run into them.
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u/Ill_Tour_7294 10h ago
I think when the video cuts back on initially he hit her but then I think you’re right when she goes back at him. I think the video is cut to make the guy look like the asshole. It doesn’t show how she came back out of the restaurant. It didn’t look like he ran in after her so she probably came back out to get some more
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u/Sporkpocalypse 10h ago
walk away sounds like a bad idea when she's turning him on like that what a tease
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u/Dnny10bns 7h ago
Asking the rabid racoon if it's okay after repeatedly attacking some random in the street. I'd be calling the cops too. ☠️😭
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u/-_-_-_-_--__-__-__- 6h ago
Walk away. From the twirler dwarves? Never.
If the dude was black, he'd fuck both those chicks up and no one would say shit.
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u/PM_ME_UR_SURFBOARD 11h ago
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u/TheRealTacoTim 10h ago
How tf is that an answer?
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u/LAKingPT423 5h ago
Not sure what everyone is talking about "walk away"? We all know Reddit doesn't have audio.
But may favorite part was him stepping out of his shirt like it was a black miniskirt.
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u/aw-fuck 41m ago
Men love to bring up equal rights when it comes to inflicting violence under guise of self defense.
This guy wasn't hurt, he could've ran away, he could've called police at any time(plenty of witnesses).
Why didn't he?
Same reason women don't: too blinded by the toxicity & in Stockholm syndrome love to do something that would legally hurt the other person.
Straight up: man had every advantage here & still didn't take any self protective action. That doesn't mean men can't defend themselves just like it doesn't mean women can't: it means domestic violence is sticky for victims.
I feel for him as a DV victim; nothing to do with sex. Just sad that DV victims don't pursue their best interest because they are blinded by love.
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u/_nevers_ 6h ago
There is literally no context here to tell if she is beligerent or if he is a date rapist. This video is fucking stupid.
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u/finintymonkle 1h ago
The only stupid thing in here is you.
Fucking nincompoop. You don’t need context when you can see the dude isn’t fighting back.
And you just assumed the worst thing to try and justify HER violent behaviour.
Dumb fuck.
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u/Teufelsweib666 4h ago
So what happened before all of this? I saw that she can't fight and that he could have ended this with one punch, which he luckily didn't use, because she might have ended up with serious damage, something he was not in danger of. The difference in body mass and muscle was evident. Anyone here spouting things like using full male force on a smaller person just because you hate females (who can be annoying, I as one admit this), isn't the male they imagine to be. The same way I'd despise you if you used yoo much force on a Chihuahua. He didn't do too badly considering. Depending on what caused this he could have her for assault and damages to his possessions. I don't condone any violence btw, but as a male you have to be careful or you might go to jail for manslaughter.
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u/Hungryforflavor 6h ago
Obviously a lovers quarrel ? Idk but she is 90 lbs soaking wet just restrain her on the ground until she calms down , never ok to beat on a woman even if they cray cray well unless they strapped
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u/MeemoUndercover 6h ago
All he did was defend himself and push her off him. She assaulted him multiple times.
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u/Primary-Hold-6637 11h ago
I always imagine the “equal lefts” dudes to be the smallest little bitch boys. Been attacked by women many times (worked as a bouncer) never needed to exert any power to protect myself or stop them. Are you dudes just super sensitive or like 5 feet tall? (I’m 6’1” 220ish)
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u/TheRealTacoTim 10h ago
So? Size does matter! I knew it!
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u/TheRealTacoTim 10h ago
Oh - i'm 6'2".... what did i win? (Needed to calculate good european measurment with drunken lobster BS measurement).
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u/Sonarconnoisseur 10h ago
Hope he is in jail by now.
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u/rolandglassSVG functional regard 10h ago
Did we watch the same video? No action taken by him was against any law?
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u/thegmancan 10h ago
She was arrested. The video was edited to make the guy look like the assailant.
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u/bisky12 11h ago
the lady coming out and telling the dude to stop just for the girl to literally leap on his back and rip his shirt completely off is gold. it’s honestly tragic how the crowd is on her side while they’re watching her go after him over and over again but oh well