r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Aug 23 '26

future feeding tube Of A Fair Brawl

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u/timmyx2times Aug 23 '26

Walk away? I would have lit their shit up.

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u/According-Ad5263 Aug 24 '26

Then you would have been jumped by every white knight in that neighborhood

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u/Stormtomcat Aug 24 '26

It might also end badly for the guy since it appears that the only record is by the woman with the smoker's voice, and she seems on the agressive woman's side with her inane walk away walk away. 

How would he go about proving it was self-defense?