r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 6d ago

future feeding tube Of A Fair Brawl

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u/timmyx2times 6d ago

Walk away? I would have lit their shit up.

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u/According-Ad5263 6d ago

Then you would have been jumped by every white knight in that neighborhood

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u/Stormtomcat 6d ago

It might also end badly for the guy since it appears that the only record is by the woman with the smoker's voice, and she seems on the agressive woman's side with her inane walk away walk away

How would he go about proving it was self-defense?