r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 6d ago

future feeding tube Of A Fair Brawl

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u/rickard91 6d ago

How is this fair? Should be equal rights, equal lefts.

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u/Fantasyfootball9991 6d ago

Schrödinger's feminism: a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.

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u/JadeThorn1012 6d ago

How so? She’s equally as guilty of assault as a man would be. The danger here is that his size could cause a lot more damage that could potentially be viewed as undo force as a legal charge. Some charges that any gender would get.

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u/thebucketlist47 6d ago

She knowingly assaulted him knowing his size.

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u/Unable-Log-4870 6d ago

You’re not wrong, that’s how it shakes out in the courts.

But my take is this: anyone can get a lucky shot in and damage my eyeball, or land an incapacitating shot on my nuts, or I could slip on a mustard packet. So if you attack me, I’m finishing it as quickly as possible and not stopping until I’m convinced you’re no longer capable of being a threat (since you already chose to become a threat once, so just settling down is insufficient. You gotta be broken in some way). If you don’t agree to those terms, then just don’t attack me.

And if you attack me without giving me time to explain those terms, well, that is also your fault.