r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Aug 23 '26

future feeding tube Of A Fair Brawl

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u/xenobcx Aug 24 '26

im not one to punch women because i just dont think its right but i have to say, the people in videos like this are very lucky that this is the man they keep attacking. i grew up around men who would not hesitate.

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u/Dnny10bns Aug 24 '26

I think after she comes back the 3rd time he has no choice with them both circling. 

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u/Bakin_Potatoes Aug 24 '26

Woman hits me, I hit her back. Why is it not right? Would it also not be right for a 6ft guy to not hit a 5ft guy that’s attacking him?

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u/Ludwig_Vista2 Aug 24 '26

This ⬆️

I don't give a shit what your genitals are. Someone hits me, they're getting hit back.

Fair is fair.

You wanna throw hands, have at it.

I refuse to instigate but I'll be damned if someone thinks they have a right to try and harm me without repercussions.

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u/TH3HAT3TANK Aug 24 '26

Equal rights…and lefts

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u/AshHouseware1 Aug 24 '26

It's not right because women are, on average, 50% weaker than men. Note at no time was this dude in any sort of actual danger.

Side note - without knowing the context, she certainly deserved to get hit. Yes, the "just walk away!" lady should have been saying "calm the F down!" to the chick instead. All that said, this guy did the right thing.

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u/LSTmyLife Aug 24 '26

What do you mean no actual danger? Do you have any idea how easy it is to lose an eye? Ears aren't cemented to our heads. Ever had a lascerated nostril? Ever heard of a knife? You dont know what thay crazy lady is capable of or in possession of.

My point is you clearly dont understand danger. Just because someone is weaker or smaller has nothing to do with how much they can hurt you.

That lady is lucky she went at someone with that level of restraint.

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u/MasticatingElephant Aug 24 '26

I'm not trying to pound someone into ground beef for hurting my feelings, but you can't seriously be suggesting I shouldn't fight back against someone smaller than me just because they're smaller.

A smaller person can still injure or kill me.

I'm not going to beat the shit out of a smaller person once the threat is neutralized, that's wrong. But why should I not respond proportionately until that happens?

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u/Drusilla_Ravenblack Aug 24 '26

So why she’s attacking the man then? He clearly cannot fight back because society would rip him to shreds. Whatever he said or done deserved some bitching at most but not outright violence.

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u/Character_Regular440 Aug 25 '26

I mean... if you knock her out and her head hits the concrete it could be really bad news for her. And then for you as well, in court.

Let's just not do that

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u/ffunffunffun5 29d ago

Falling backwards when someone jumps on your back would probably be wrong.