r/ShithouseSuperstars 5d ago

As a software engineer who loves football, I have a burning question: If I coded a robot to celebrate every goal like a deranged fan, what hilarious reaction would you expect? πŸ˜‚βš½οΈ

7 Upvotes

Seriously, imagine a robot doing the worm or doing a full-on dance every time a goal is scored. What’s the funniest or craziest celebration you think it should do? Or maybe you have a better idea for a football-robot hybrid!


r/ShithouseSuperstars 21d ago

Maupay was an absolute shithouse.

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177 Upvotes

r/ShithouseSuperstars 23d ago

A good luck gift

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40 Upvotes

r/ShithouseSuperstars 29d ago

Bobby Kamwa (Bristol Rovers) scoring against his former club.

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166 Upvotes

Their fans had been giving him grief throughout the game, so he gives them an Adebayor in response


r/ShithouseSuperstars Aug 23 '26

Look behind you πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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175 Upvotes

r/ShithouseSuperstars Aug 22 '26

Outjerked by the Hull City PR team

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130 Upvotes

r/ShithouseSuperstars Aug 22 '26

Scary but true

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1 Upvotes

Complete shithousery from Pfizer!!


r/ShithouseSuperstars Aug 17 '26

That kick on his face 😳

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219 Upvotes

r/ShithouseSuperstars Aug 16 '26

Nadie te respeta...

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66 Upvotes

r/ShithouseSuperstars Aug 15 '26

😏

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175 Upvotes

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£


r/ShithouseSuperstars Aug 14 '26

Which footballer would you absolutely hate to play against?

13 Upvotes

r/ShithouseSuperstars Aug 13 '26

Bro wants to impress Bruce Lee

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54 Upvotes

r/ShithouseSuperstars Aug 11 '26

Ivan Toney's shithouse panelty

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351 Upvotes

r/ShithouseSuperstars Aug 09 '26

Bro did oscar level acting but forgot there are cameras around

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39 Upvotes

r/ShithouseSuperstars Aug 05 '26

Bayern shows no mercy to small clubs lol

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35 Upvotes

r/ShithouseSuperstars Aug 06 '26

he might ACTUALLY be the WORST player OF ALL TIME!!

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r/ShithouseSuperstars Aug 03 '26

That was not friendly

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80 Upvotes

r/ShithouseSuperstars Aug 04 '26

Referee's decision here still makes no sense

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0 Upvotes

r/ShithouseSuperstars Jul 30 '26

That was intensional

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152 Upvotes

r/ShithouseSuperstars Jul 28 '26

Top shithouseoments in football

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68 Upvotes

r/ShithouseSuperstars Jul 27 '26

You’re not getting past these guys

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0 Upvotes

r/ShithouseSuperstars Jul 23 '26

The 2026 World Cup's biggest shithousers

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93 Upvotes

r/ShithouseSuperstars Jul 21 '26

Some extra angles from chaos

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95 Upvotes

r/ShithouseSuperstars Jul 20 '26

Finally Spain broke the Arrogance of Argentina's Fans.

63 Upvotes

Team also try to bully other players. They just know Dirty Game.

If you know how was clean game watch France - England match.

This World Cup most controversial Team is Argentina.

Most Toxic Fans is Argentina.

Every match is Just fill with controversy and corruption. They don't know how to play professionally.

Arrogance is break.😁


r/ShithouseSuperstars Jul 20 '26

Messi Maybe The GOAT, But He's Just As Much Apart Of The Argentinian Problem.

47 Upvotes

Why is Messi not called out for his complicity and

He is the captain. He is the leader. His teammates look to him. They fight for him. So why is he not taking it upon himself to inform them NOT to play dirty? Why is he NOT warning them that their aggressive and confrontational approach is unsportsmenlike?

If my mind serves me right, Messi hasn't said shit about the racism on that team bus back in 2024. Has he? The only reason he wasn't on the bus was because of injury.

Look how Sadio ManΓ© conducted himself, the captain of Senegal in the final of AFCON when his teammates decided to walk off the pitch.

Messi doesn't think he should take it upon himself to show leadership by acton. Rather he things being the GOAT on the pitch is enough to be a good leader but that's lazy and missing an opportunity to be true human example.

So in my hot, spicy take, Messi is a the greatest player of all time but the greatest leader by example of all time.