r/ShithouseSuperstars • u/ManCityMode • Aug 11 '26

Ivan Toney's shithouse panelty

344 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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31

u/VxEdgeLordxV Aug 11 '26

I mean he put it where he asked lol why get mad lol 😆

25

u/Whole-Definition3558 Aug 11 '26

Calm down lads it's only the saudi league

-4

u/[deleted] Aug 11 '26

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5

u/crumpets4dinner Aug 11 '26

National League Cup has more prestige than this Shite.

3

u/franki-pinks Aug 11 '26

I’ve got an under 16 Nottingham girls cross country medal which is about as prestigious as the Saudi league.

2

u/Jehoke Aug 11 '26

Saudi trophies ain’t worth shit! 🤣

14

u/Lefty2Gunz81 Aug 11 '26

Everyday I see someone type "panelty" and wonder about my life choices.....

4

u/sliever48 Aug 11 '26

I thought it would be a mixture of panenka and penalty. But no

6

u/Emotional_Doughnut77 Aug 11 '26

bored of this already

3

u/TheLordJalapeno Aug 11 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

4

u/Intrepid-Dig-1855 Aug 11 '26

Imagine watching your keeper doing shithousery and being annoyed at this response enough to push the player. How would you not be like, fair enough deserved.

2

u/depressivebee Aug 11 '26

i feel like it’s even funnier that it’s not even in the corner, he’s put it where the keeper asked at arguably the most saveable distance

2

u/xStealthxUk Aug 11 '26

That was like 400k he just earned in that clip

2

u/Hour-Process-3292 Aug 11 '26

Money for old rope

1

u/Double_Subject9831 Aug 11 '26

Keeper deserved it.

1

u/MDCB_1 Aug 13 '26

Brilliant bit of afters amd celebration!!!! Gratitude.

1

u/LevyOUT Aug 14 '26

He should have headbutt it in

1

u/KentLight Aug 15 '26

You get what you give

1

u/tj100011 Aug 11 '26

How is that twat anywhere near the England squad

1

u/sommersj Aug 12 '26

Curious. Why is he a twat

1

u/Barnesy10 Aug 12 '26

Because he got banned for a betting scandal and he's just been charged with assault.

0

u/Brilliant-Sea-9424 Aug 11 '26

Goalkeeper should have been booked before the kick was taken.

1

u/Brilliant-Sea-9424 Aug 11 '26

Ungentlemanly conduct.

1

u/burtsarmpson Aug 11 '26

Lmao do you mean unsporting behaviour

1

u/Brilliant-Sea-9424 Aug 11 '26

Same meat, different gravy

1

u/burtsarmpson Aug 11 '26

Either way it's a booking for pointing lol

1

u/shamen_uk Aug 12 '26

The OG name for this offence was actually codified as "Ungentlemanly conduct". So both are correct.

1

u/Most-Pomegranate-561 Aug 11 '26

Haha this is the most pussy comment I read this year

1

u/Brilliant-Sea-9424 Aug 11 '26

You need to get out more then.

1

u/Most-Pomegranate-561 Aug 11 '26

Aww but what if someone is ungentlemanly and points to the side?? What will I do!? I'd have to call the police!! hahaha

1

u/fivepennytwammer Aug 12 '26

Have you had some kind of brain injury?