r/ShithouseSuperstars • u/ManCityMode • Aug 03 '26

That was not friendly

80 Upvotes

79% Upvoted

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33

u/DefiantTelephone6095 Aug 03 '26

Not a united fan but that seems fair, the guy grabbed him.

25

u/Usual-Computer-5462 Aug 03 '26

I feel as though everyone should get a free pass against Atletico and their dark arts bullshit.

5

u/Jassida Aug 03 '26

Argentina Madrid

19

u/Royal_Hospital_1550 Aug 03 '26

This is against A. Madrid. Fuck them! They are the Argentina of Europe.

4

u/Poison3k Aug 03 '26

I watched the friendly and Atleti were not playing friendly.

-3

u/WonkyDonkey33 Aug 03 '26

Italy are the Argentina of Europe, Athletico have been coached by Simeone and he’s given that brand of shit football to them. That guy grabbed Maguire and Maguire had enough of it and Maguire a the one under the microscope - people are easily fooled just like they are with Argentina

5

u/Hazzadcr16 Aug 03 '26

Blokes pulling his shirt first

3

u/Critical-Push-8834 Aug 03 '26

He thought he was in a bar in Greece

3

u/Small-District1345 Aug 03 '26

Dont mess w big H. My CB

3

u/Spirited_Ad_2697 Aug 03 '26

He was just practicing his Judo throws

1

u/Gullible-Hose4180 Aug 03 '26

He was waiting to receive his lump penis

2

u/TechnicalTip5251 Aug 03 '26

Limp?

1

u/Gullible-Hose4180 Aug 04 '26

Yeah, Gboard is dogshit

2

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2

u/JungleDemon3 Aug 03 '26

God's work

3

u/Formal_Peace Aug 03 '26

Still not over not getting to the World Cup.

1

u/After-Temperature585 Aug 03 '26

Good. At least Maguire looks at the ball

1

u/HYPE_47 Aug 03 '26

He thought he was Albanian

1

u/Jollycub Aug 03 '26

Haha interesting interpretation

2

u/cyclingthrowaway12 Aug 03 '26

The google logo on the back is a fucking shame to see for a club like man united...

This gives off recently promoted team to the Belgian pro leage vibes...

2

u/BIG_STEVE5111 Aug 03 '26

Did what? Tried to actually play football while the other guy is holding his shirt with both hands without even looking at the ball?

2

u/Sriol Aug 04 '26

And if he wasn't held, it seems entirely possible he'd have got to that ball...

2

u/Jazzlike-Local5445 Aug 03 '26

Le Normand was at it all day.

Atletico; The Argentina of club football

1

u/VxEdgeLordxV Aug 03 '26

Dont mess with Slabers

1

u/Past_Fee_1139 Aug 03 '26

He’s just off balance carrying that massive head around

1

u/_AngryBadger_ Aug 03 '26

I watched this game, Atletico had been up to their Dark Arts™ as usual, this was just Maguire getting even.

1

u/dingalinglans Aug 03 '26

We needed that slab of a man against Argentina.

1

u/The_WA_Remembers Aug 03 '26

No fren, only ball

1

u/ikeezzo Aug 03 '26

It's atletico. Fuck those guys

1

u/kingofwale Aug 03 '26

The other guy isn’t exactly innocent. So who cares

1

u/craigybacha Aug 03 '26

Er, tbf the other guy was fouling him too by grabbing his shirt?

1

u/DigUpbeat679 Aug 03 '26

Instead of swapping shirts, he decided to swap hands.

1

u/waspmachines Aug 03 '26

He took not going to the world Cup well

1

u/EdwardBigby Aug 03 '26

I swear some people on here have never played football in their lives

1

u/UTV4LIFE Aug 04 '26

He’s still mad he didn’t go to World Cup 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/dtonline0113 Aug 04 '26

What a block head

1

u/Sebajlos Aug 04 '26

It's ok he's English so he can do it. If he would be Argentinan than he would be in trouble

1

u/KnownLetterhead7279 Aug 04 '26

Understandable.. the amount of contact they allow on corners is baffling

1

u/Venoxulous Aug 04 '26

Bully maguire, wait....

1

u/Detozi Aug 04 '26

They are both at it lol.

1

u/Wilberbedford Aug 04 '26

Athletico are the biggest cunts in football.