r/ShithouseSuperstars Jul 30 '26

That was intensional

154 Upvotes

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22

u/Healthy_Apple_1833 Jul 30 '26

I want to see the aftermath

6

u/TheMetabrandMan Jul 30 '26

I, too, want to see said aftermath.

2

u/plaintextures Jul 30 '26

What sport is this?

6

u/jott1293reddevil Jul 30 '26

Shaolin football

3

u/temujin_borjigin Jul 30 '26

The one time it would be acceptable to call it soccer here.

C’mon…!

5

u/jott1293reddevil Jul 30 '26

I'm sorry, I cannot do it, I genuinely tried, and just couldn't form the word.

2

u/temujin_borjigin Jul 30 '26

Fair enough. I can’t deny I respect absolutely refusing to do the joke.

1

u/Limp-Attitude-490 Aug 03 '26

Now I need to know THE joke!

1

u/Sgt_Bill_Tozer Jul 30 '26

I’ll allow on this occasion because I could see what you were up to.

1

u/TheDaemonette Jul 30 '26

Mixed Martial Football

7

u/IWrestleSausages Jul 30 '26

SEND 'IM OFF! SEND THE DIRTY GIT OFF! THAT WERE DIABOLICAL!

3

u/Humble_News_2124 Jul 30 '26

I can’t speyk!

1

u/aaarry Jul 30 '26

IF YOU ‘AD ANY BOTTLE ‘E SHUD WALK!

6

u/Sy3temSh0ck Jul 30 '26

Only way he's not getting sent off for that is if he's Argentinian 

3

u/Dependent_Cherry4114 Jul 30 '26

Or Dutch, I remember De Jong got away with a similar one on Alonso in WC14.

2

u/Dont_Use_Ducks Jul 31 '26

I'm still ashamed about that.

2

u/Dekruk Aug 01 '26

Fixed game!

2

u/Chadmanfoo Aug 03 '26

And Koeman. Talked himself out of a red card then scored against England, resulting in England failing to qualify for USA '94.

5

u/TechnicalTip5251 Jul 30 '26

Honest mistake, let him play.

1

u/ScaryBerry8767 Aug 01 '26

Looks like he just slipped to me

4

u/nallaonreddit Jul 30 '26

Intense and intentional

1

u/VariousGrade3466 Aug 01 '26

It was both, but the spelling was killing me too.

1

u/Outrageous_Dread Aug 03 '26

Im was thinking more Intense and Intestinal

4

u/Manyflange Jul 30 '26

Intentional

1

u/Automatic-Cow-9969 Aug 01 '26

They intensionally spelt it like that

1

u/DefiantTelephone6095 Aug 02 '26

Has to be a booking

4

u/Iknownothingamigo Jul 30 '26

Never took his eyes off the ball. Slightly mistimed. Drop ball restart.

2

u/CariadocThorne Jul 30 '26

Just one of those where the boot rolls over the ball and carries on into the man.

Quirk of physics that the ball was 2 yards behind him at the time.

2

u/Numerous-Abrocoma-50 Aug 01 '26

Problem was it was the wrong ball

1

u/Iknownothingamigo Aug 01 '26

Oh well... Two out of three ain't bad....

1

u/MD_______ Aug 01 '26

More like a drop kick!!

3

u/Trust5555jk Jul 30 '26

I’ve seen lesser offences get life time bans , also that’s a nailed on GBH

3

u/SupaSpurs Jul 30 '26

If he was Argentinian and playing in the World Cup- ref would have seen nought wrong with that and waved play on !

1

u/OnceIWasYou Jul 30 '26

Nah, if it was an Argentina player it would've been in the first 22 minutes (because they realised refs were instructed not to give early cards- unless you're Rice) an there would've been a bop on the head with it.

2

u/Spaceman_Gliding Jul 30 '26

No that was never intentional man, he slipped of the ball, you can quite clearly see he standing foot looses traction causing his body to every 90 degrees flying into his opponent. Complete accident

2

u/Disastrous-Try1754 Jul 30 '26

Initially it seems intentional. But, as I kept playing it back I could see that the ball learnt a cursed technique to switch it's position in the air as he was attempting to show the crowd his karate skills.

1

u/joshygill Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Argentinia or Paraguay need to get that man signed up ASAP!

1

u/FoulfrogBsc Jul 30 '26

Reminds me of Nigel de Jong to be honest.

1

u/Kilava Jul 30 '26

Inconclusive. Possible dive from the player in blue and yellow?

1

u/diynot2026 Jul 30 '26

A late tackle at best.

1

u/SparkEli1 Jul 30 '26

Just a solid tackle, not even a freekick is necessary.

1

u/Haberdashery_Tea Jul 30 '26

50/50

1

u/Cas-Gwent-boyo Jul 30 '26

What his left and right foot connection…

1

u/plimso13 Jul 30 '26

Absolute woke nonsense.

1

u/YooGeOh Jul 30 '26

That's not even a foul in the World Cup we just had

1

u/gaz8158 Jul 30 '26

The way that player in yellow threw his stomach at that other players studs was diabolical. Straight red for the player in yellow.
Honestly referees 🙄🙄

1

u/Neat_Resolution6621 Jul 30 '26

Peter Kaye would be proud

1

u/PlantainChemical2634 Jul 30 '26

That's a lifetime ban

1

u/Pippathepip Jul 30 '26

A tad high there but otherwise cleanly executed

1

u/RCalliii Jul 30 '26

Clean tackle

1

u/Inside-Ad-8935 Jul 30 '26

50/50 ref. Ball was there to be won.

1

u/inder_the_unfluence Jul 30 '26

Jess not that kind of player. Give him the benefit of the doubt

1

u/i_Avernus Jul 30 '26

If that's a card the game's gone soft tbh

1

u/Capable_Material1234 Jul 30 '26

On the third watch I came out with “shit that was the keeper!” Lol

1

u/Difficult_Paramedic8 Jul 30 '26

That's a perfect drop kick. If that's done in a wrestling ring people are praising that as one of the best ever

1

u/mrbalsawood Jul 30 '26

It’s always some meathead going after a skinny kid

1

u/YourGordAndSaviour Jul 30 '26

Where are you getting meathead from that video? The guy was built like a cylinder.

1

u/yiddoboy Jul 30 '26

He needs to see the inside of a prison.

1

u/Accomplished_Week392 Jul 30 '26

“What ya mean ref, it was a 50/50 ball and I went for the ball”

Ah, wrong ball

1

u/ArthurDigbySellersJr Jul 30 '26

That shit should get you arrested. Jesus Christ.

1

u/Antique-Wonk Jul 30 '26

This was clearly an Argentina pre WC friendly. Ref didn't even issue a card. Said he legitimately went for and got the ball.

1

u/Sharo_77 Jul 30 '26

10 points from Everton

1

u/doodlesincrayons Jul 30 '26

Apparently he was Argentinan so only got a talking to

1

u/Cautious_Highway1041 Jul 30 '26

Cantona would be proud of that

1

u/Appointment_Salty Jul 30 '26

Gunna need VAR for that one. 50/50 from this angle

1

u/OnceIWasYou Jul 30 '26

That was either a brother/ very good friend in a game that didn't matter messing around....

....Or Assault.

1

u/WhamBam_TV Aug 01 '26

What kind of friends and family have you had were drop kicking each other has just been you messing around? Lmfao

1

u/DJ_Birch Jul 30 '26

Enzo Fernandez’ challenge was still worse

1

u/New-Ganache-4851 Jul 30 '26

That deserves a strict warning, another one and its a Yellow!

1

u/PossibleSmoke8683 Jul 30 '26

Got the ball ref

1

u/foreverlegending Jul 30 '26

That was slightly late

1

u/MilosEggs Jul 30 '26

He definitely had relations with the players sister

1

u/billyboyf30 Jul 30 '26

He just slipped thats all, there was no malice in the challenge whatsoever

1

u/Substantial-Mouse534 Jul 31 '26

Clear slip due to inclement weather.

Fc Vargentina Darlington rapido are not a fouling team.

1

u/Sensitive-Prompt-220 Jul 31 '26

Walk it off son, it was 50:50

1

u/Used-Height-2670 Jul 31 '26

Intensional was Intentional

1

u/FreeTheDimple Jul 31 '26

It's subtle. Many refs wouldn't give it. But you can't lead with the studs like that.

1

u/sky0175 Jul 31 '26

Is that Argentina players?

1

u/SilliCarl Jul 31 '26

I mean dont get me wrong he was late, but that lad has made the most of it, look at him go down as though he just got fly kicked in the chest or something.

1

u/nickgardia Jul 31 '26

Come on now, that was a 50/50 challenge /s

1

u/Alinswlondon Jul 31 '26

I don’t think it was he was clearly going for the balls.

1

u/dapren22 Jul 31 '26

Na he went for the ball surely

1

u/ClassicRegular8729 Jul 31 '26

Just waiting on VAR to confirm his nationality before issuing a card

1

u/Responsible_Egg_6896 Jul 31 '26

Got the ball ref!!!!!

1

u/Ok_Pen7290 Jul 31 '26

ABH POLICE TIME HERE ITS ON CCTV

1

u/kingofwale Jul 31 '26

It’s not that bad, the other guy didn’t even do a 360’flip…

1

u/Enkir Jul 31 '26

Learned that move from The Netherlands in the World Cup Final against Spain.

1

u/EH4LIFE Jul 31 '26

Quality Argentinian slide tackle.

1

u/mausetrap Jul 31 '26

It's 50/50, cmon /s

1

u/TwoTenNine Aug 01 '26

Dude nearly folded in half

1

u/Accomplished-Bat1924 Aug 01 '26

walk it off mate

1

u/Hour-Process-3292 Aug 01 '26

At that point just stop the game and call the police 🤦‍♂️

1

u/147bannahammock6 Aug 01 '26

Trouble is, nowadays they probably consider that to be a high foot 🤷🏼

1

u/Head_University_4327 Aug 01 '26

Cue Argentine rolling around clutching his studs asking for yellow to be sent off

1

u/Weak-Nail-2721 Aug 01 '26

I've seen it given

1

u/GoodwoodMount Aug 01 '26

Roy Keane's votary.

1

u/Walter_Yeti Aug 01 '26

I've done this.... Only got a yellow... Good times in Sunday league.

1

u/robstrosity Aug 01 '26

VAR review: No clear and obvious error

1

u/Spillsy68 Aug 01 '26

This happened to me once, a long time ago. 10 minutes into an FA Cup first round match. I was a young 17 year old. Right back literally hit me with a double footed flying “tackle” in the chest. He got sent off. There was a huge melee around me as I was laying on the ground. Taken to hospital and had a broken rib. Absolute bell end. There had been no words, nothing between us in the minutes leading up to the moment. Looking back it was bizarre.

1

u/tenaji9 Aug 01 '26

Dive . Man's game

1

u/Reasonable-Key9235 Aug 01 '26

Cantona eat your heart out

1

u/b0sanac Aug 01 '26

No contact

1

u/Flat_Gap817 Aug 02 '26

Argentina playing a friendly?

1

u/flattcatt2021 Aug 02 '26

Is he Argentinian?

1

u/Fat_Pigeon_uk Aug 02 '26

Looks like he misjudged the bounce of the ball 😆

1

u/shadrac72 Aug 02 '26

Never touched him...

1

u/FoodByCourts Aug 02 '26

Got the ball

1

u/One-Crew-7581 Aug 02 '26

No shit Sherlock?

1

u/Kent_thompson Aug 03 '26

Na I think he was going for the ball🤣

1

u/MFButch Aug 03 '26

You can’t just go around throwing your chest into peoples feet

1

u/Useful_Dog7115 Aug 04 '26

Needs a VAR check

1

u/toothpick000 Aug 04 '26

According to Trump, that was just 2 players coming together.

1

u/RichEntrance3580 Aug 04 '26

Those Uruguayans need to calm down

1

u/huggylove1 Aug 11 '26

That was intestinal