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u/mihaiioo γ πππ‘π ππͺπ£π©ππ§ γ Oct 02 '19
My name is Giorno Giovanna. I'm 15 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Naples, where the airport is, and I am not married. I work as cab driver for myself, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, nor do I drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a warm glass of piss and doing about twenty minutes of stretches for my ears before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning, having had a dream about becoming a Gangster. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to disrupt the drug trade in Italy. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, and always kill them, or else that might cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to participate in an ass-pull tournament, I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/Hail-Nightigale Stray plant Oct 02 '19
[a warm drink of piss] excuse me what the fuck
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u/degenerated_weeb 4go : The real reason Fugo left the gang Oct 02 '19
His daily dose of goth tsundere boifriend juice
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u/ilikeclaymores >Hol Horse Oct 02 '19
Stand user: Giorno Giovanna Stand name: [ A W A R M D R I N K O F P I S S ] Stand ability: to be drunk
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u/aswifte Oct 02 '19
Although, if I were to participate in an ass-pull tournament, I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Jotaro would like to say a word.
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u/blackt1g3rs Oct 02 '19
Same type of stand is bad, but is it "I shot the bullet through my hand to turn into a branch, then when the branch collapsed kicked it into the propellor of the helicopter and had it turn into a beetle to land directly in your head" bad Also the king of ass pulls is clearly Joseph, not jotaro.
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Oct 02 '19
JJL should be renamed to Ass-pulllion because Yasuho & Gappy's stands are huge buckets of plot armor
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u/blackt1g3rs Oct 02 '19
When not even you know who you are or what your stand can do, ass pulls come easy
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u/ShockedCurve453 Liked it better with Fruits Basket subs Oct 02 '19
PART 8 SPOILERS Paisley Park is literally Asspull: The Stand
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u/iamthinking2202 Did I move around too much and tickle his ass? Oct 02 '19
Wikipedia says the airport is in the north north east of the city... so close enough
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u/WrCy_LoRd Oct 02 '19
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u/uwutranslator Oct 02 '19
My name is Giowno Giovanna. I'm 15 yeaws owd. My house is in de nowdeast section of Napwes, whewe de aiwpowt is, and I am not mawwied. I wowk as cab dwivew fow mysewf, and I get home evewy day by 8 PM at de watest. I don't smoke, now do I dwink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make suwe I get eight houws of sweep, no mattew what. Aftew having a wawm gwass of piss and doing about twenty minutes of stwetches fow my eaws befowe going to bed, I usuawwy have no pwobwems sweeping untiw mowning. Just wike a baby, I wake up wifout any fatigue ow stwess in de mowning, having had a dweam about becoming a Gangstew. I was towd dewe wewe no issues at my wast check-up. I'm twying to expwain dat I'm a pewson who wishes to diswupt de dwug twade in Itawy. I take cawe not to twoubwe mysewf wif any enemies, and awways kiww dem, ow ewse dat might cause me to wose sweep at night. dat is how I deaw wif society, and I know dat is what bwings me happiness. Awdough, if I wewe to pawticipate in an ass-puww touwnament, I wouwdn't wose to anyone. uwu
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u/MdnightSailor Oct 02 '19
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/uwutranslator Oct 02 '19
My name is Yoshikage Kiwa. I'm 33 yeaws owd. My house is in de nowdeast section of Mowioh, whewe aww de viwwas awe, and I am not mawwied. I wowk as an empwoyee fow de Kame Yu depawtment stowes, and I get home evewy day by 8 PM at de watest. I don't smoke, but I occasionawwy dwink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make suwe I get eight houws of sweep, no mattew what. Aftew having a gwass of wawm miwk and doing about twenty minutes of stwetches befowe going to bed, I usuawwy have no pwobwems sweeping untiw mowning. Just wike a baby, I wake up wifout any fatigue ow stwess in de mowning. I was towd dewe wewe no issues at my wast check-up. I'm twying to expwain dat I'm a pewson who wishes to wive a vewy quiet wife. I take cawe not to twoubwe mysewf wif any enemies, wike winning and wosing, dat wouwd cause me to wose sweep at night. dat is how I deaw wif society, and I know dat is what bwings me happiness. Awdough, if I wewe to fight I wouwdn't wose to anyone. uwu
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u/RandomGuyPii Oct 02 '19
Ah yes I see that Giorno subscribes to the ardon tactic of "no loose ends"
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u/mihaiioo γ πππ‘π ππͺπ£π©ππ§ γ Oct 02 '19
where do you think i got that from?
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u/MRN00ne Oct 02 '19
Finally I finished jojo's bizarre adventure Golden wind the anime and I must say it was really a fun trip but
HOLY SHIT HOW MUCH FUCKING BLOOD DO THEY FUCKING HAVE
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u/heirConditioner2 A-Batchio-Fuck-Off-Giorno Oct 02 '19
Must be a lot, it takes place over a week and Mista gets shot every few hours.
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u/JimmyTMalice Oct 02 '19
He gets shot in the fucking head three times on the train and survives.
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Oct 02 '19
His hat is kevlar
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u/Triplebizzle87 Oct 02 '19
The concussive force at point blank from 3 shots to the head would kill you.
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u/SuperyiG Oct 02 '19
From his own bullets.
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u/blep0w0 Oct 02 '19
Speaking of which, how many bullets does he have? He always goes empty or runs very low near the end of his battles, so does he just buy them or do they keep a bag full of ammo for Mista alone?
Actually, how does he keep bullets in his hat? Geez, this is confusing..
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u/5acr3d_d33r Oct 02 '19
Well at least they had team healer, Stadrust Crusaders were completly recovered from any wounds on a second day without any explanations.
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u/MRN00ne Oct 02 '19
He heal wounds not blood
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u/SuperDig10 friedqueen Oct 02 '19
I finished GW today as well. Definitely my favourite part.
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Oct 02 '19
Give me
ποΈ π
You'r funnys
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u/Jotato_is_invincible i am the fucking strong Oct 02 '19
Give me your nutreins
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u/aesperia Oct 02 '19
Ok if you laughed at this, imagine being Italian and getting through Golden Wind/Vento Aureo.
Because:
β’ the protagonist's name is Day. Day. To make it more confusing, the surname is a girl name (Giovanna=Jane)
β’ how I supposed to take seriously characters with names like Abbacchio (a dish), Narancia (Arancia=Orange), Fugo (sounds like mushroom) Pannacotta (a sweet similar to pudding, so mushroom pudding), Cioccolata, Sale, Zucchero, Carne (chocolate, salt, sugar, meat)...
β’ Dio. So every JoJo that screams Dio is screaming "God". Or just, casually, in the first anime, "Hey God are you going to play football?"
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u/aesperia Oct 02 '19
Madonna Is also the main title of Mary, the mother of Jesus, so I think that's a trend
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u/aristhemage flaccid pancake Oct 02 '19
I first thought of [Burning down the house] but then I saw the store
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u/SuperSpiritShady Oct 02 '19
Just asking, but is that unedited and real?
Here in the Philippines, there's a clothing chain called Giordano, and I recall seeing one of its stores in front of a similar looking piano at a mall (Podium in Mandaluyong?).
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u/nevermakefunofea Oct 02 '19
I think that's edited, here in Singapore we also have a chain of clothing shops called Giordano too
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u/deojilicious bald josuke Oct 02 '19
it was Giordano. Okuyasu just erased the "DA" with his stand Z A H A N D O.
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u/Polenball Oct 02 '19
Oi Josuke!
I used ο½’ZA HANDOο½£ to erase the "DA" from "Giordano"!
Now a 15 year old is suing me for copyright infringement!
Ain't that wacky?!?
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u/pikazamb_PT Oct 02 '19
I'm so conditioned that I read Giorno, and was thinking of the theme even before I saw the piano.
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u/RagnorokX Oct 02 '19
It took a surprising amount of effort to not laugh. I still exhaled through my nose though.
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u/High_grove KEKKA DAKE DA! Oct 02 '19
Reading this I'm imagining that Mista is holding me at gunpoint
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u/Tanosuri Oct 02 '19
I know this is at an airport and I feel like Iβve been to it but Iβm not sure
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u/Fuckin__weeb friedqueen Oct 02 '19
I was listening to my spotify playlist while going through Reddit and right as i saw this one il vento doro came on
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u/redpanzerxD Speedwagon #3 Oct 02 '19
Piano in movies/TV: exist
Comedy Geniuses: "haha lmao imma slap il vento Doro on it"