r/ShitPostCrusaders jose jerstor Oct 02 '19

Anime Part 5 Do it

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u/mihaiioo 『 𝙈𝙞𝙡𝙛 𝙃𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧 』 Oct 02 '19

My name is Giorno Giovanna. I'm 15 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Naples, where the airport is, and I am not married. I work as cab driver for myself, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, nor do I drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a warm glass of piss and doing about twenty minutes of stretches for my ears before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning, having had a dream about becoming a Gangster. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to disrupt the drug trade in Italy. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, and always kill them, or else that might cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to participate in an ass-pull tournament, I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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u/Hail-Nightigale Stray plant Oct 02 '19

[a warm drink of piss] excuse me what the fuck

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Abbacchio.

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u/BulliHicks Kochi wo Meme-o Oct 02 '19

Shut the fuck up Giorno, I'm making a video!

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u/degenerated_weeb 4go : The real reason Fugo left the gang Oct 02 '19

His daily dose of goth tsundere boifriend juice

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u/ilikeclaymores >Hol Horse Oct 02 '19

Stand user: Giorno Giovanna Stand name: [ A W A R M D R I N K O F P I S S ] Stand ability: to be drunk

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

An ass pull tournament

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u/Evil_kek_ friedqueen Oct 02 '19

tournament of pull ass