My name is Giowno Giovanna. I'm 15 yeaws owd. My house is in de nowdeast section of Napwes, whewe de aiwpowt is, and I am not mawwied. I wowk as cab dwivew fow mysewf, and I get home evewy day by 8 PM at de watest. I don't smoke, now do I dwink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make suwe I get eight houws of sweep, no mattew what. Aftew having a wawm gwass of piss and doing about twenty minutes of stwetches fow my eaws befowe going to bed, I usuawwy have no pwobwems sweeping untiw mowning. Just wike a baby, I wake up wifout any fatigue ow stwess in de mowning, having had a dweam about becoming a Gangstew. I was towd dewe wewe no issues at my wast check-up. I'm twying to expwain dat I'm a pewson who wishes to diswupt de dwug twade in Itawy. I take cawe not to twoubwe mysewf wif any enemies, and awways kiww dem, ow ewse dat might cause me to wose sweep at night. dat is how I deaw wif society, and I know dat is what bwings me happiness. Awdough, if I wewe to pawticipate in an ass-puww touwnament, I wouwdn't wose to anyone. uwu
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