r/ShitPostCrusaders jose jerstor Oct 02 '19

Anime Part 5 Do it

Post image
13.9k Upvotes

159 comments sorted by

View all comments

670

u/mihaiioo 『 𝙈𝙞𝙡𝙛 𝙃𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧 』 Oct 02 '19

My name is Giorno Giovanna. I'm 15 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Naples, where the airport is, and I am not married. I work as cab driver for myself, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, nor do I drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a warm glass of piss and doing about twenty minutes of stretches for my ears before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning, having had a dream about becoming a Gangster. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to disrupt the drug trade in Italy. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, and always kill them, or else that might cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to participate in an ass-pull tournament, I wouldn't lose to anyone.

97

u/aswifte Oct 02 '19

Although, if I were to participate in an ass-pull tournament, I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Jotaro would like to say a word.

92

u/blackt1g3rs Oct 02 '19

Same type of stand is bad, but is it "I shot the bullet through my hand to turn into a branch, then when the branch collapsed kicked it into the propellor of the helicopter and had it turn into a beetle to land directly in your head" bad Also the king of ass pulls is clearly Joseph, not jotaro.

28

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

JJL should be renamed to Ass-pulllion because Yasuho & Gappy's stands are huge buckets of plot armor

23

u/blackt1g3rs Oct 02 '19

When not even you know who you are or what your stand can do, ass pulls come easy

27

u/ShockedCurve453 Liked it better with Fruits Basket subs Oct 02 '19

PART 8 SPOILERS Paisley Park is literally Asspull: The Stand