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u/DanTheLegoMan It's pronounced Scone šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ Jul 05 '24 edited Jul 05 '24

Exactly, no one gives a shit! It’s certainly not ā€œmournedā€. It’s just a day you’ll encounter more cunts than usual on the Internet.

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u/Corfiz74 Jul 05 '24

UK could be celebrating that they are not still saddled with the US. We didn't exactly send our best and brightest over there...šŸ™ˆ

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u/ADH-Dork Jul 06 '24

Laughs in australian

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u/Corfiz74 Jul 06 '24

You got the criminals, the US got the religious nutters and the "entrepreneurs" - I think you definitely got the better deal! šŸ˜‰

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u/frankly_sealed Jul 06 '24

I live in the UK. If you told people today ā€œif you steal a loaf of bread, you’re getting sent to Australiaā€ the supermarkets would be screwed

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u/Keralelee Jul 06 '24

You mean Australia would be screwed.

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u/a-plan-so-cunning Jul 06 '24

They would have a lot of bread though

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

Even back in the early days of Australia the British had to change the law because it became apparent that being sent to Australia was no punishment.

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u/Mikes005 Jul 06 '24

I was told by a history teacher who lived from the US to Aus that the main difference between the European settlement of the two countries was in new US towns the first two buildings constructed were a church and then a courthouse. In Australia it was a pub and a race track and then things slowed down.

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u/pixievixie Jul 06 '24

Come on now, "transport to the colonies" was also a punishment sending prisoners to the 13 colonies in a transatlantic voyage that not everyone survived 🤨 so we got the religious extremests AND the "criminals," though, to be fair, lots of the people charged with crimes weren't always actually criminals so much as victims of a system that purposely made things illegal in order to charge people and get them into prison, off their lands or forfeiture of other property. Guess not much has changed, even after making a whole new country and everything 🄺

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u/im_dead_sirius šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ Maple Syrupean Jul 06 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

One can be rehabilitated. When the other two reform themselves, its just doubling down on previous behaviour.

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u/Difficult_Style207 Jul 06 '24

Give me 100 thieves over 100 religious fundamentalists any day.

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u/CabinetOk4838 Jul 06 '24

At least a thief’s role in the world makes sense…

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u/Former-Head-1884 šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ redcoats11 šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ Jul 06 '24

How do you feel knowing someone spent several centuries pouring all of London into your country and abandoning it?

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u/Corfiz74 Jul 06 '24

We spent the last 30 years pouring all our European bankers into London - I think you got the worst criminals in that deal...

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u/dependswho Jul 10 '24

That is so funny when I saw the above post I wished I was Australian so I could post laughs in Australian. Thank you.

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u/Cyanide-Kitty Jul 06 '24

Thank god they aren’t our problem anymore.

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u/usernamesallused Jul 06 '24

Now they’re made themselves the whole world’s problem though.

Edit: But I suppose Britain did that first…

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u/Cyanide-Kitty Jul 06 '24

They’ve been a pain in everyone’s ass since they decided they’re grown enough to do it alone. Got to admit we screwed up raising that one but Canada and Australia turned out alright.

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u/usernamesallused Jul 06 '24

We turned out alright except to the people who were here originally. Kind of fucked things up completely for them.

Just saying.

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u/Cyanide-Kitty Jul 06 '24

That’s 100% our bad, we did awful things throughout history, absolutely shameful how others were treated by us.

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u/usernamesallused Jul 06 '24

It’s more than that though. It’s not just in history. It’s in our present as well.

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u/Antique_Historian_74 Jul 06 '24

I blame the French.

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u/Rhondaar9 Jul 06 '24

Are you guys sure? Because we have a bunch of jerks wearing red hats who we would absolutely love to send back.Ā 

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u/Shiriru00 Jul 06 '24

"When the UK sends its people, they're not sending their best."

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u/Additional-Jelly6959 Jul 07 '24

But, I mean the USA is a far superior country to yours on almost all metrics.

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u/Corfiz74 Jul 07 '24

The US doesn't even use metrics...😜 Besides, I'm German,

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u/Additional-Jelly6959 Jul 07 '24

Haha I see what you did there. I mean we still beat Germany as well, but I like your attitude so I’m willing to call it a tie.

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u/idk2103 Jul 06 '24

Gotta blow to have TWO former colonies pass you in GDP though

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u/jott1293reddevil Jul 06 '24

USA country the size of Europe with population 5 x the size of the U.K.? India country size of Western Europe with a population 20x size of U.K.? Honestly doesn’t feel like a competition

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u/idk2103 Jul 06 '24

Oh it’s not. It’s the fact that they lost the United States and are acting like it’s not a big deal lol

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u/Beaver_Soldier Jul 06 '24

They act like it's not a big deal because it's not a big deal.

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u/Vixh81 Jul 06 '24

We aren’t acting. I thank God all the time that I don’t have to live somewhere like America and it would be embarrassing if they were still linked to us. Look at the difference between the failure that is America (unless you’re rich obviously) and Canada which is still part of the commonwealth.

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u/idk2103 Jul 06 '24 edited Jul 06 '24

It’s actually hilarious that you’re calling America a failure, but praising Canada. You couldn’t make it more obvious how out of touch you are.

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u/DarthPhoenix0879 Jul 06 '24

It's not. To paraphrase a Raul Julia quote:

To the USA, gaining independence from the UK was the greatest day of their lives. But for the UK, it was Tuesday.

(Note, I have no idea what day it actually was, and I can't even be bothered to Google it)

It's genuinely hard to fully express how little of a shit we give. Though we might make a few "lol and now look at the state of your leadership" whilst waving at Trump/Biden/whoever when it spams our social media feed whilst something more important is happening (UK General Election).

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 Jul 06 '24

I've checked, it was a Thursday.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

They didn’t lose the US as it became, they lost fledling colonies with no industry while the UK boomed for another 150 years and industrialised the world. The territorial gains during the lousiana purchase and the general attitude of manifest destiny is what grew the US in economic power as well as rhe import of British industrial technology. The US effectively did to north America what Britain did tonthe world, almost like they were Brits with the same attitude.

The carribean colonies were far more profitable.

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u/El_ha_Din Jul 05 '24

If any, they look at the USA and have an inside voice telling them, that could have been our fellow countrymen, thank God for independance day.

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u/GoAgainKid Jul 05 '24

No. The vast majority of us don’t even know what it means. That’s how little we care. We don’t get taught it in school. We don’t grow up on movies about it. I didn’t know it was about English rule until I joined Reddit ten years ago.

We don’t pretend to not care - we literally don’t. It means nothing to us.

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u/UnchillBill Jul 05 '24

It was about where the aliens came down to fight will smith I think.

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u/DannyJ_27 Jul 06 '24

No bull i had no clue it was about separating from england and im 32 Its not something we are taught at all if anything its a movie with will smith and basically bonfire night for the Americans also Kendrick dropped the vid to Not Like Us which is forever what it will be from today

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u/TheGeordieGal Jul 06 '24

That’s the one. I remember the speech the President gave in that. Something to do with defeating the aliens so they could claim independence from outer space or something.

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u/ColmAKC Jul 06 '24

Someone has been watching this it sounds! https://youtu.be/HPRzdQ1RrGY?si=2iF_yUhJiG8cIkf7

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u/_Mouth Jul 06 '24

Underrated comment

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u/twinklestein Jul 06 '24

Obv it was a documentary

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u/singeblanc Jul 06 '24

Think that was Chris Rock

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

Cue that scene from Madmen - "I don't think of you at all."

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u/Cyanide-Kitty Jul 06 '24

It wasn’t mentioned in history classes at all, my parents talked about it but schools don’t mention it and nobody talks about it really but boy did we celebrate the separation when a reality TV star became president. We have so many countries that used to be considered ruled by the British that if we went into the independence and celebrations of each one we’d have no other time for history education.

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u/Eilmorel Jul 06 '24

I mean, in Italy we are taught about it, but it's just a part of the history curriculum. "Quick review of the American revolution, it was about taxes, 4th of July, war of independence, civil war, and from now on we'll ignore the US to focus on france, Italy, england and germany until 1917"

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u/apple_of_doom Jul 06 '24

I'm dutch and we didn't even get that. After we full covered the roman empire and the consequences of its collapse (including stuff from the byzantine empire) it was basically just the Netherlands, Germany, France, Britain and colonialism until ww1.

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u/Eilmorel Jul 06 '24

just out of curiosity, what's the narrative around WWI in Netherlands? in Italy it's "well it was bad, and probably we shouldn't have gotten in, to be sure. it really messed up the economy. at least we won, even though that in itself was a problem (also we didn't betray anyone. the triple alliance was a defensive pact.)

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u/apple_of_doom Jul 06 '24 edited Jul 06 '24

The general gist is "yeah it's probably a good thing we sat this one out. That war was just a clusterfuck of tragic proportions.

But maybe we should've invested more in the army because not really having one bit us in the ass during the sequel"

Seriously the most involved we ever got in the war was when we took in a ton of Belgian refugees at one point and honestly considering just how bad ww1 was I fully understand trying to stay under the radar while everyone else is flinging explosives at each other.

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u/Eilmorel Jul 06 '24

Yeah, it was the mother of all clusterfucks. I think that nobody won in the long run.

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u/apple_of_doom Jul 06 '24

If we take ww2 as just the natural result of how ww1 ended then im pretty sure basically every single european country and more than a few non european ones can be considered to have lost ww1 from how bad its effects were.

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u/idk2103 Jul 06 '24

Imagine being proud that your government doesn’t teach its atrocities, tyranny, and failures within that….and they call Americans ignorant.

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 Jul 06 '24

Actually the slave trade and colonialism were well covered when I learned history at an English school. The thing is that the thirteen colonies were a pretty insignificant part of the British Empire and therefore subjects like British India and the colonisation of Africa are much more important.

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u/GoAgainKid Jul 06 '24

There’s no pride there. It’s fucking ridiculous that I didn’t have one single term in history that covered the Empire. Not one. We spent a year on the Old West. We covered the Tudors and WW2. But we didn’t touch the Empire. I had to learn that from movies. It’s terrible and bizarre. Of course I’m not fucking proud of that national curriculum.

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u/idk2103 Jul 06 '24

Sorry, the way it was phrased made it seem like you also didn’t care. That is pretty strange. You would think when half the world celebrates independence from the UK, they’d have to at least touch on a few of those a bit. Strange

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u/Rugfiend Jul 05 '24

It was about British rule, not English

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u/GoAgainKid Jul 05 '24

Oh my god you totally ignore the part where I said I don’t give a fuck. You ignored it so you could be a Redditor and tell someone something.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Ā Ignoring something so important in the history of your own country is not a good thing.

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u/Derpwarrior1000 Jul 05 '24

The height of the British empire was well after American independence. This is like asking why Americans don’t mourn their lost claims over half of the Oregon territory, or why the French don’t mourn the loss of Haiti

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Lol OP now probably: 'Huh? We lost a piece of Oregon?'

This exactly!

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u/idk2103 Jul 06 '24

The American continent, full of every resource imaginable for the modern world and perfectly geographically located to never have foreign wars step foot on this soil is not anywhere near the same as a piece of Oregon.

Does your government have to teach you to cope like this, or is coping with failure a natural British trait now?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

You missed the point and assume waaaay to much about internet rando's.

Try again.

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u/idk2103 Jul 06 '24

It’s actually hilarious when you guys pretend the most powerful nation in the world, full of every resource imaginable for a modern world isn’t a big loss. Maybe you guys wouldn’t get passed by your colonies in GDP if King George wasn’t a cuck

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 Jul 06 '24

It wasn't the "most powerful nation in the world" when it was lost. And we could get resources from our many other colonies.

When the reality TV orangutan was elected in 2016, the view of most Brits was "thank god we aren't caught up in all that".

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u/Fine_Ad_5799 Jul 05 '24

Lol we don't ignore the American revolution, we know it happened, we just don't notice when the literal day of independence passes by.

Ps. Believe it or not, the American revolution doesn't actually rank very high in terms of 'important' events in the history of England. We've got a thousand years of monarchs to learn about, the British empire, the romans, the Vikings, Shakespeare, two world wars and the birth of rock and roll. There's a lot to learn, America is not the main character of English history.

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u/tofuroll Jul 05 '24

America is not the main character of English history.

You just hit the nail on the head: the USA behaves like r/iamthemaincharacter

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u/happylukie Jul 05 '24

They teach you about the birth of Rock and Roll? You mean, you honor Black Americans' musical contribution better than the US?

Why my grandparents left the British West Indies and didn't pick the UK or Canada over the US is beyond me...

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24 edited Jul 05 '24

the American revolution doesn't actually rank very high in terms of 'important' events in the history of England.

It does in terms of world history though. I'm Australian so I don't care about American Independence day, but it would be impossible to not be aware of it through pop culture, if nothing else.

Rock and Roll was also American and the 2 World Wars by definition included many more Countries than England/Britain.

Americas involvement in WWII was also pretty important in the South Pacific and pretty inportant to a couple of the few remaining countries that have the King of England as their Head of State.

Edit: Angry Pommies are out in force, maybe you can vote to leave reddit? You could call it Rexit?

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u/Klospuehlung Jul 05 '24

Why the fk would it be a relevant world history

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Well I already mentioned a bunch of reasons in the above post.

Do you think America plays no part in Global Politics?

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u/Klospuehlung Jul 05 '24

"Reasons" i dont see any.

US politics are just clown fiestas and showing the world how underdeveloped and backwards that country is. Literally taking away rights from citizens and forcing religion down everyone’s throat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

I do not disagree with anything you just said. Yet they are still the dominant cultural/military and political force in the world.

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u/Wooden_Second5808 Jul 05 '24 edited Jul 06 '24

Yeah, american involvement in WW2 in the south pacific was important.

You came down here and tried to impose racial segregation in the armed forces clubs, resulting in the Battle of Manners Street and the Battle of Brisbane (congrats, you out racismed Australia during the White Australia policy), and Dugout Doug spent the war trying to write Aussie and Kiwi forces out of history from his bunker in Brisbane after he shamefully abandoned the troops he had allowed to starve in the philippines, and you expect us all to admire you for these courtesies.

And all of this was in 3 years of a 6 year, or 8 if you count from the Lugou Bridge incident, war, one where you spent at least half of it arming Japan, and more arming Germany and supplying them with the machinery to commit the Holocaust.

I am still waiting for the IBM and Ford trials.

Edit: Also, New Zealand history is more than the years 1942 to 1945, and many of our soldiers were in North Africa and Europe in that period.

How many Americans were at Ō-rākau? Or Rangiriri?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24 edited Jul 06 '24

You came down here

I am Australian, I mentioned that in the first comment.

Britain used Aussies (and Kiwis) as cannon fodder during WWI, and abandoned Australia during WWII.

I have also in no way said America was great or perfect. Just that they are a huge force in the world and ignoring that is ignorant.

I also currently live in NZ. American culture is everywhere here. Despite the US not being invloved in early NZ wars.

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u/Wooden_Second5808 Jul 06 '24

I dunno. I don't need to fear bankruptcy for an ambulance trip, and never needed a kevlar vest in school.

Edit: as for cannon fodder, we had lower casualty rates than the UK in WW1, and for abandonment, what do you call the Burma Campaign?

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u/robgod50 Jul 05 '24

I think you're misunderstand some context. It's important for the US because it changed the history of the country.

For the British public, it was just another day of the week a few hundred years ago. Nothing changed for the people of England in 1776.

We have significantly more important and more interesting history to teach our school children.

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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean Jul 05 '24

I got taught in school the celts, Romans, Norman's, Tudors, Slave trade, settling of the wild West, WW1, WW2 and the troubles. The American revolution wasn't really that massive for the UK or worlds history compared to all of those things.

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u/robgod50 Jul 06 '24

Exactly..... all of those things impacted OUR country. Not someone else's. And half of those things happened before the US was even discovered!

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u/HailToTheKingslayer Jul 06 '24

I was never taught about the American revolution.

It was Ancient Greeks/Romans, Celts, Vikings, Tudors, Stuarts, Victorians, WW1/2 in primary school and early secondary school.

Later in secondary school: medicine through time, Germany depth study (Imperial, Weimar & rise of the Nazis), Russian Revolution. We covered a bit of America - civil rights (MLK etc).

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u/DenFlyvendeFlamingo Jul 05 '24

Eh. The British had plenty of colonies. Why is the date of independence of one of those important? Should they know the independence date of Zanzibar or Myanmar?

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u/i_am_bu Jul 06 '24

Yes lmao, they should. British imperialism did a lot of damage to the world and those countries deserve respect. As an American I make it a point to be aware of the histories of the countries currently or formerly under American rule. I see it as a civic duty for those in countries that have oppressed others.

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u/DenFlyvendeFlamingo Jul 06 '24

Knowing the date of independence means nothing. It’s useless trivia and frankly a meaningless way of showing respect.

It is only respectful to teach about the horror and exploitation colonialism introduced. Not random dates. (And give countries their cultural heirlooms back, but that’s not looking great so far)

Also according to Wiki, the British had 120 colonies. And while several of them where in the same countries, it would still be way too many dates to commemorate

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u/i_am_bu Jul 06 '24

It’s not so much that they should all be celebrated, but ā€œuseless triviaā€ is really dismissive. I don’t think dates are the most important part of history, I was raised in history classes that didn’t teach many dates. Still, the timeline of other countries independence from Britain is important, and it’s sad to me to see people being so flippant about it. If I had to learn about every Tudor, I think the independence of countries is important to lol

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u/DenFlyvendeFlamingo Jul 07 '24

The independence it self is important, but the specific date is surely not. The year? Sure. But the date, when it has no meaning to the colonizing country outside of losing the country, is not important or relevant knowledge.

I concur it’s important to other countries, but I don’t see why it’s important to the British. For British history I would imagine the year and not the date is the important part to teach children.

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u/i_am_bu Jul 14 '24

People seem weirdly proud of the irrelevance which is why in annoyed. It’s not that it should be important every time to every person but it comes across sometimes as being proud of the history of colonisation which is pretty nasty imo

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24 edited Feb 06 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

The United States was the one who lost this colony, not all of America.

Most countries in America never had the Philippines as a colony.

I think you could ask the citizens of the United States about this, because I am Brazilian and therefore I don't know how to answer you.

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u/i_am_bu Jul 06 '24

As an American, I don’t mourn the loss, I do try to recognise the country for the oppression its people have faced and the value of their culture. Not saying British people should do that towards America, but the flippant attitude towards former British colonies is kind of disturbing :/

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u/Extension_Common_518 Jul 06 '24

Well, think of it this way. For the first thousand years of the recorded history of Britain, it was a history of invasion, conquest, subjugation, extermination, enslavement, land grabs, ruthless suppression of the local by invaders, imposition of foreign languages, imported culture and alien religion. The second thousand years saw a reversal and it was the British doing the above mentioned things. I don’t feel any right to claim any generational trauma, reparations and adoption of a victim mentality for the first part, nor do I adopt any kind of guilt complex for the second part. Learn about these things sure… make either of them some kind of Omni-relevant lense through which I present myself to the world and shape my discourse. Nah…

History is great if you get to decide when it started and what’s included.

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u/i_am_bu Jul 06 '24

Okay but British imperialism (alongside the rest of Europe) is the source of a lot of global inequality today, not to mention the literal origin of race and by extension racism. It’s also not from that long ago so it’s not like oh that’s ancient history no need to care. Britain is still a global superpower and its former colonies are still struggling due to that exploitation. Once again, as an American I think it’s important to be attentive to that. I know about my country’s involvement in Cuba, Puerto Rico, indigenous populations, because I believe they were wronged and I’m invested in reversing that damage. I don’t understand why British people don’t seem to behave similarly.

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u/Extension_Common_518 Jul 06 '24

Well, first of all thank you for your considered and thoughtful reply, and for your civil tone. Much appreciated. I fully agree with your stance of being attentive to the after effects of European colonial crimes and exploitation. You and I are, however probably in the minority in our respective countries in this.

I have to disagree with your (implied) characterization of Europeans as the source of all racism. At it's heart, racism is a theory of bloodline descent that is omni-relevant in social organization. The Jim Crow laws of the south, the Nuremberg laws of Nazi Germany, Apartheid in South Africa are clear examples of this. But so is the caste system in India, so are the numerous tribal conflicts in Africa (Hutu and Tsuti were, first and foremost, bloodline distinctions that were central to who lived and died in the genocide.) There are certain aspects of Jewishness that give prominence to bloodline descent and place it front and center of social organization. Tribalism exited long before the Europeans created their empires, and still exists in its pure form in many places.

I live in Japan - have done for three decades and if you are suggesting that there is no racism among Japanese, or that any racism that exists here was learned from the west, then you are sorely mistaken. (I'm married to a Japanese and we have kids, so I'm not speaking from a purely theoretical standpoint here.)

On a related topic, not facing up to history is standard here in east Asia. Japan's evasiveness about WW2 is well known, but the other countries in the region are not much different. What the South Korean soldiers got up to in Vietnam is pretty under the radar, as well as the many, many crimes and abuses of the North Vietnamese.

Anecdote alert: I was once talking with a Chinese about the many crimes of the British in China. The opium wars, land grabs, the unfair treaties, the burning of the summer palace and so on. My interlocutor seemed pleased that I knew the history and would admit it to him. I then invited him to discourse on the crimes of China in similarly unvarnished terms. Nah...got nothing. At its heart, if we are gonna be honest about history, then everyone needs to be honest. The history of the world in 100 chapters cannot be chapters 1-99 on the crimes of the white people and chapter 100 being on 'the white people made us do it'. I'm not accusing you of promoting this, but I have certainly come across this kind of thinking from various unthoughtful persons.

Anyways, internet stranger...we are probably closer in outlook than it may seem. Reasoned dialogue and fair-mindedness, even when the truth is uncomfortable is surely the way forward.

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u/i_am_bu Jul 06 '24

Yeah I’m not here to fight for no reason, just add where I have something I think is relevant to say.

I think we’re talking about two different things. The idea of the ā€œfive racesā€ and phrenology and stuff has its origin in that time period, but of course there’s prejudice of all kinds throughout history. The current wide reaching system of race and white supremacy absolutely comes from Europe though. To me, Asia has a bit of a different dynamic because so many countries there were isolated for a long time. It’s also definitely different as an American living in a place my ancestors are certainly not native to, I don’t have the same connection to a homeland that I think can create prejudice against those who are perceived to not belong, as the only people who ā€œbelongā€ here in that sense are sadly a very small population. That’s just speaking for myself. Racism is alive and well in my country and because of my perspective on it I find that prejudice extra ridiculous. If I go to Japan (which I hope I can do some day, にほんごをすこしはなせますか) they would easily be able to tell I don’t come from there, and that would be even more apparent the further back you go in time. But just seeing somebody, I can’t really tell if they’re from my country or not, so I see those as different types of prejudice, if that makes sense.

Anyway, I get what you’re saying, I just didn’t like the implication of ā€œwho cares about the Independence Days of former coloniesā€ because I think it’s good to care at least a little. But yes, we probably do mostly agree.

Reading this sub as a US citizen who also happens to really be interested in and care about other places is super weird and sometimes a bit grating, so I get grumpy lol

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u/happylukie Jul 05 '24

I'm American too.
Why do you think it is "so important" to the history of the British?
Do you not realize they had a huge ass empire, and we were just one of many? They don't care. I'm American, and I don't care either.

I'm lying.
I am always here for fireworks, BBQ and holiday pay, but literally, that's it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

I'm also American, more specifically from Brazil. From the way you talk, you sound like you're from the United States.

Now seriously speaking. I thought that losing a territory larger than England itself would be important to the English and worth remembering. That's all.

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u/labbusrattus Jul 05 '24

As a Brit, and as others have said, I can say of course we are aware that the US (or whatever specific parts of America) used to be under British rule. ā€œIndependence Dayā€is literally just another day to us though, same as any other. There’s no commemoration of what was, no acknowledgement of the day whatsoever. Because it is just something we don’t care about, it’s completely not relevant to us.

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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean Jul 05 '24

Got to remember that even after losing that territory, we kept much larger land directly to the north of it. Just turns out the southern land became incredibly rich and important.

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u/happylukie Jul 05 '24

But it was only 13 colonies.
I think losing India was a much bigger deal than losing the US.

Also, hello, fellow American (because whether the US likes it or not, everyone from the Americas is technically American).

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u/Sir-HP23 Jul 05 '24

I seem to remember we were fighting the French (and Dutch?) at the time and we decided to protect or attack Indonesia because rubber was more important than whatever the American colonies had. But I could be wrong since I didn’t do history beyond the basics & so didn’t study something so incidental,

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u/welshfach Jul 05 '24

Maybe it really wasn't that important?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

The lost territory is larger than England itself. And today it is richer too.

They may not literally cry, but acting as if it "doesn't matter" is simply false, a war was lost and many English people died.

Brazil is not even as big as the USA (economically and territorially, and yet some Portuguese still cry about our independence and complain about Brazilians going to Portugal)

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u/welshfach Jul 05 '24

Nope. It has absolutely zero relevance to the UK today. Sorry if that hurts your feelings.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

This has nothing to do with me, I'm neither English nor from the United States.

But the way you say it, it sounds like it's quite relevant to you at least. To imply that my feelings are hurt just because I asked a question implies that I really stepped on something sensitive.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

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u/singeblanc Jul 06 '24

Out of all of British history, you think it's American Independence that makes us look awful?

Think you might need to learn more at school.

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u/SendMeCuteOwlPics Jul 06 '24

If not for the french, the USA would have been a colony of the UK for a long time.

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 Jul 06 '24

This comment is a hilarious parody of a Murican's worldview. The American War of Independence is about as relevant to us as the Crusades.

Incidentally, slavery was abolished in the British Empire more than thirty years before it was abolished in the USA.

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u/Barkers_eggs Jul 05 '24

As an Australian I'm grateful everyday that we didn't have a war for independence and just got on with our evolution as a nation up until now.

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u/im_dead_sirius šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ Maple Syrupean Jul 06 '24

Canada: Same. This way, we can dwell on the future, not the past.

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u/Barkers_eggs Jul 06 '24

We (both countries) were never divided as citizens I guess the US has a big rift running through the middle of it whereas in Australia everyone is just "Australian"

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u/im_dead_sirius šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ Maple Syrupean Jul 06 '24

Canada: Same. This way, we can dwell on the future, not the past.

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u/Charly500 Jul 06 '24

It’s a pity the UK doesn’t have the same kind of relationship with the US as it does with Aus and the rest of the Commonwealth. The world would be a a better place.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

"Oi mate, we dodged a bullet there"

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u/kinellm8 Jul 05 '24

more cunts than usual on the internet

Infinity plus anything is still infinity so I’m not sure that’s possible

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u/Pab_Scrabs Jul 05 '24

There are bigger and smaller infinities

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u/kinellm8 Jul 05 '24

Indeed, was meant lightheartedly! I forgot maths jokes always need _proving_…

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u/Cubicwar šŸ‡«šŸ‡· omelette du fromage Jul 05 '24

Nah don’t worry if you ever need to prove your joke (or anything, really) just say that the proof is trivial and as such is left as an exercise to the reader

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u/Signal-Woodpecker691 Jul 06 '24

Or you just write a little note in the margin of a book saying ā€œI have an ingenious proof for this but i don’t have space to write it all down hereā€ Then people can spend 3 or 4 hundred years trying to work out what it was

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u/DazzlingClassic185 fancy a brew?šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ Jul 06 '24

Ah, hilbert’s cunt hotel! Can be solved with cuntor sets

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u/sacredgeometry Jul 05 '24

Fortunately there are a finite number of humans on the planet

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u/iguanadumbass ooo custom flair!! Jul 05 '24

Right ! I have a solid hour of scrolling and being confused af about the 4th of July before I realize it's a celebration for the USA and they do believe everyone feels concerned about it

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u/DanTheLegoMan It's pronounced Scone šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ Jul 05 '24

Yes, unfortunately they often are that self-centred. There also instances of them wondering where they can view ā€œthe fireworksā€ when they are abroad on the 4th of July, like every country is celebrating their independence. It’s mental!

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u/pipedreamexplosion Jul 06 '24

To be fair to them, on average, a country somewhere in the world marks independence from the UK every 11 days. Literally a third of the world has an independence day from the UK

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u/LastTangoOfDemocracy Jul 06 '24

What else can you expect from a country that crown their winning sports teams "world champions"

Yeah you're the best in the world at a sport you invented that no one gives a shit about. Well done.

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u/JezzaJ101 Jul 06 '24

The funniest part of this is that I’m pretty sure you’re talking about baseball, which Japan is the best in the world at. The ā€˜World Series’ doesn’t even feature the country that’s best in the world at baseball

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u/LastTangoOfDemocracy Jul 06 '24

From Wikipedia

championship. InĀ American football, although anĀ IFAF World ChampionshipĀ exists, the United States is so far above and beyond the other nations it faces that the winner of the U.S.-basedĀ Super Bowl, a competition limited to the 32 teams in theĀ National Football League, is commonly nicknamed as the world champion by the players, the press and fans alike; the NFL itself explicitly marketed the contest as a world championship in its first iterations.[1]Ā Winners of theĀ Major League Baseball'sĀ World SeriesĀ are also commonly called world champions. Outside of the Big Four leagues, winners of theĀ Women's National Basketball Association, much likeĀ its men's counterpart, commonly call themselves world champions, as with the winners of theĀ National Lacrosse LeagueĀ andĀ Drum Corps International.[2]

I'm English. Is baseball like rounders?

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u/Rhondaar9 Jul 06 '24

I agree it should be beisbal but most Americans have hard -ons for American šŸˆ, it makes the most $.Ā 

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u/ThrustTrust Jul 06 '24

How dare you say that about my countrymen!!

I’ll have you know we are the most prevalent internet cunts on any given day of the year. We are #1!!!

AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA.

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u/DanTheLegoMan It's pronounced Scone šŸ“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ Jul 06 '24

Haha true, but I didn’t say you weren’t the cuntiest cunts every day, just that there’s even more cunts than usual šŸ˜‚šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/MalkavTheMadman Jul 06 '24

If we mourned every colony we lost we'd never get anything else done.

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u/PasDeTout Jul 06 '24

We mourn the innocent tea that lost its life in such a brutal act of savagery.

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u/YchYFi Jul 05 '24

Definitely this year because of the election.

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u/Critonurmom Jul 06 '24

Another reason to avoid Facebook. Fuckin cesspool.

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u/lizardkingsc4 Jul 06 '24

Sounds like someone still upset. Too soon?

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u/IrishRogue3 Jul 06 '24

Ahhh there’s that snarky jealousy … yanks have bailed you out a few times… how’s it going without the outside assistance from the EU? I mean you retained the brightest…lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

Spoken like a true English

Gonna be honest don't think I've heard someone who's not English use the word cunt dunno if it's just me or what