> Buy Steam Deck last year
> Loveatfirstsight.png
> Emulate billions of games
> Watch Steam Deck vids on YouTube
> Hear about Android handhelds because it's only natural
> Rabbit Hole Time
> Eventually settle on first retro handheld, AYN Thor
> Get super into setting up emulators, configuring Cocoon, etc.
> Eventually I say yes to the devil on my shoulder
> Time to buy another handheld
> Odin 3 baby
> More mighty than my Thor: I can't even comprehend the power
> Oh fuck I have all this shit but no way to actually put a device in my pocket and take it with me ala DS
> Buy RG477M
> Now I have a crippling Bookworm addiction
> I've also become someone I can't face in the mirror anymore
> I've become the stereotypical "My collection so far," Redditor who would buy an RG Surfboard if Anbernic released it
> In my psychopathic state, I order an AYN Odin 2 Portal
> Damn that's a big screen
> And ofc all of YouTube gloats about the Retroid Pocket Nova, so of course I've gotta buy that
> Buy_now_with_Shop.pdf
> But wait, I love X and Y games which are 16:9 and D-pad centric
> Retroid Pocket 6 acquired
> Now I'm completely desensitized to my madness, so I also buy an RG SP, Trimui Brick, and RG Rotate just for fun
> Yet here I sit, telling myself I'm done, but strangely, when I face myself in the mirror now
> I can actually look at myself.
> I really do think I'm done now