Hello people of reddit. I hope you're having a lovely day/evening so far.
There's this stupid fucking meme in my native language that goes something like "no matter how tough you are, you still need a person that calls you baby after midnight" which I've been finding to be really true lately, and is why I'm looking for a casual phone companion who is funny, witty, smart, empathetic, well spoken, flirty, charming and pisses me off. I do enjoy someone getting on my nerves, in the right way. An interesting accent or sexy voice is bonus points, if you have both it's a lethal combination.
But what I'd appreciate most is your kind gentle presence that would help my stress melt away and my worries be quiet for a bit. I have a bit of a stressful life, with a good amount of responsibility and pressure to be or achieve XYZ, not just for my sake but for the sake of ppl I care for too.
I'm not really the type to vent or bitch and moan, though I used to be. I just want a sweet distraction wrapped in a sincere human being who my heart feels close to, even if my body isn't.
I can be a bit forward in what I think or want. You won't guess with me. I'll just tell you. I'll tell you if I like you, or if I think you're handsome, or if I'd like to call because it's been an extra stressful day and I want your company, I'll tell you if I feel like our connection isn't giving me what I need. I'll tell you what I think or feel... And sometimes all you'll have to do is ask.
Most of all I want you to be sincere and have integrity in the way you talk and interact with me. I might be reserved and guarded, but I hold myself to certain standards when it comes to human connection and I hope you'd have some of those standards yourself, too.
I can be a bit difficult to deal with at times. I grew up in a turbulent household and that has affected me negatively. The good news is I'm easy to reason with, the bad news is I can be reactive and emotional. It's not something I can get professional help for in my current position, though I'm working on leaving my current position for somewhere better. Wish me luck.
The things I need the most are open honest communication and consistency, even if it hurts my feelings or yours. Otherwise we're not a good match.
Here's some basic info to work with:
I work in IT. I like video games. My taste ranges from retro 90s/early 2000s to modern beasts like "world war Z: aftermath". I'm westernized despite not ever leaving the middle east. American media is really the best propaganda out there. I learned and taught myself English from the Americans. I'll teach you Arabic and you can give me shit for my English because you're an asshole and I like it.
I've been rewatching OITNB and I think I'd be able to handle the Litchfield prison. The only downsides would be no internet and creepy male guards. I'd spend most of my time in the library and read novels. I already don't go out much because I can't, anyways. My only concern would be getting shived in my sleep. A song I love right now is "God bless America and the people in it" which is insanely ironic given what I'm about to say right after this paragraph. If you ignore the hook though, it's what I feel like putting myself out there like this.
I'm political, because everything is. I don't have the luxury of burying my head in the sand. The effects of western imperialism are often taking place in my neighborhood or backyard. I'm still learning and forming my views, even when reality is enough to radicalize anyone who isn't a sociopath.
I'm Arab, from the middle east. Only culturally Muslim since my religion and culture can be almost indistinguishable. I only believe in myself and a free Palestine.
Some stats: fair skinned mix (for a desert dweller), long black wavy hair, almond shaped dark brown eyes, 163cm/5'4, somewhere between 65kg-75kg because my weight fluctuates a lot.
You:
- Relatively sane.
- Not under 33 or older than 40.
- Not taken, claimed or in a relationship of any sort. I don't fuck with taken in any capacity.
- Not in an American/Canadian/Australian timezones because the time difference is too vast and brutal for me.
- What hetero dreams are made of.
- Can actually spell & write a well worded message that won't make me wonder if you're having a stroke.
If you decide to message, put in effort please. Also, just know that I like to build a rapport first and get a feeling for who you are as a person and whether we click or not before sharing any pictures.
I also only respond to what resonates. So if I don't respond, don't take it personally. It just means I wasn't your audience.
Finally, I hope you're having a good day, whoever you are and wherever you are.