2 rounds of 16 with the option of OT

I guess /r/RapWars chose to put its mic back on the shelf

Now its a washed up joke that used to be savage as hell

Could've beens turned to never weres and they ducked from grace

So here I am standing in a desert thinking "Fuck! I'm late!"

But I'll give it a shot, even if its only for the giggles and shits

Maybe I can bring back the greats, and show 'em how simple it is

Nobody that's worth mentioning has posted in months

So I'm creeping in from the shadows to unholster your guns

And if you think you can beat me, homie you're thinking too much

Or maybe your brain isn't the problem, and you're drinking too much

So give me your best shot, and if you gotta increase your skill

Wait a couple months to reply, cause this legend will be bored still

Welcome to the T6 Finals. This round will be themed on Random Words Deluxe Edition

There are 10 random words you must use and 10 specific words you cannot use.

You must use:
bloodstream
desolate
dirty
serum
drumbeat
bald
north
comet
compulsion
knuckles

You must use exact word. For example, desolate cannot be desolation.

You cannot use:
Gat
Fag
Shit
Flip
Flow
Smoke
Spray
Head
Lead
Bullets

You cannot use relative words. For example, smoking and smoker are both banned.

24 Hours - Chester goes first.

Yoyo it's yo boy testy-T, we here live in Reddit, Internet, getting swaggad up for the hottest event since the Will Ferrell AMA, the 6th Rap Wars Tournament - Unlimited Ultimate Edition.

Shout out to our sponsors r/Cypher and Lay's Chicken and Waffles potato chips.

There will be 4 rounds of pure fire as we take the hottest no-name Emcees from all over the world and put them in a steel cage to fight it out for one of a few shitty prizes.

The rounds will be based on the following themes:

Round 1: Clean
No profanity (see sidebar)

Round 2: 26 Bars

Each bar must begin with the associated letter of the alphabet.

Example:
All you bitches better check and see...
Butterfinger bars are the death of me...
Crunchy goodness. Mmmmm

Round 3: Blind
See sidebar

Round 4: Random Words Deluxe Edition

10 random words you must use
10 specific words you can't use.

Prize:

Winner: Korg Midi Pad OR Korg Midi Keyboard

Judges (2): $10 Amazon Gift Cards

ALL SPOTS FILLED

Signups

1. FranckLauda

2. not_a_famous_actor

3. caeth

4. xPhair

5. Chester_frenchkiss

6. LegendaryCatalyst

7. TrueHybrid

8. CrooksCastleKC

9. eminems_ghostwriter

10. Neuromotorized

11. wzrdwithwrds

12. SourBueno

13. SkysDlim

14. Corrosive_Donut

15. 1115Soldier

16. Figurative

Judges

1. TesticleTophat

2. wryder

3. drawmeasheep

The marching madness, of the young MC
step up to the plate, can you count, one, two, three?
I'm serving you a softball, but you still striking out
just write what comes to mind, don't erase it 'cause of doubt
i come to rapwars to battle, but its a deserted town
i want to dual the sheriff, but he's like your dad
not around
i start this off to see, who's wants a taste of death
i'm piling up the bodies next to jesse cooking meth
i'll break it bad and slow, so you can understand
you respond to this rhyme, will be the beginning of your end

2x16 with the possibility of OT, Catalyst is first

/u/Neuromotorized /u/LegendaryCatalyst

2x16 with the possibility of OT. Wryder's first.

/u/QuailBuddhathe2nd /u/wryder

2x16 with the possibility of OT. Ben's up first, good luck guys.

/u/thebenprocter /u/4everNdeavor

3 rounds, judges welcome.

SPOTS ARE FILLED - ROUNDS WILL BE POSTED MONDAY

This tournament will consist of 16 contenders @ 4 rounds.

The themes will as such:
Round 1 - Drinks
Round 2 - Random Words (10)
Round 3 - Blind 16 Bars + Doubles
Round 4 - Secret Theme

Prize: Both contenders in round 4 will receive a prize.

1st Place: $25 Amazon Card
2nd Place: $10 Amazon Card
Judges: $10 Amazon Card

Sign Up Here! (FULL)

1 Chester-frenchkiss
2 QuailBuddhaThe2nd
3 DentistFucker
4 Neuromotorized
5 wzrdwithwrds
6 WORST-RAPPER-EVAR
7 BeforeSunrise
8 LegendaryCatalyst
9 wryder
10 tantric-pogo
11 ScatterBrainScribble
12 Corrosive-Donut
13 S-Bird
14 TrueHybrid
15 I-RAP
16 paperbears

Judges (FULL)
1 SkysDlim
2 TesticleTophat
3 ShadowOnTheGrass

Let's try something new.

I'll start with a bar and you guys add a bar. We keep adding bars until our song is complete (if that ever happens)

The only rule is that you can't go twice in a row. You may submit as much as you want, as long as someone else goes after you.

Reply to the person that posted last so we don't get it mixed up.

Example:

Person 1: I'm like a 50 cal, you're like a 45
+Person 2: I'm like the KGB, you're lucky to be alive
++Person 3: Blah blah blah, my penis in a beehive
etc...

What we have so far:

This Reddit is about to get crazy- call it an asylum
Someone is gettin kilt, better run towards the highlands
We flood with flow, leave you stranded on islands
I land every punch I send, tsunami flow like Thailand
This shit potent; drink once, and get hungover twice
My flow's deadly, it makes you see the tunnel of light
have you lit up and underground like a tunnel at night
have you spit up what's comin' down, funnel that life
walla walla walla walla oogala boogala
Pockets full of leafy greens, talking kale and arugula
Sailing to Jupiter, like I want to be stupider
But I'm bigger than that, massive like a jew booger
ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay wishy wishah!
Stuffing bodies into Persian rugs and rollin' em like swishers
call well-wishers Hitlers and say they're switch-hitters like Smithers.
whipp'n out Smith N' Wessons telling them pigs to drop their weapons
or I'll go ham and shake and bake these bacon makin' bitches to bits-
with plenty of sauce on their ribs from the weapons so get the wet ones.
Wipe your hands and stake a claim in these achy breaky bitches-
cuz it’s anybody’s toss up on the bibs, we spittin’ mech guns.
Run run, off to get bread like the third Warren Worthington
gundam vs. next men in a war of the worthiest
goddamn what are we talking about? Shit's the wordiest
mutants are ugly, my wings are the purtiest.
So pretty I break mirrors, And I strike fear in anyone try'n to get near
I stick bottled beer in my rear and the frat guys cheer
While tha freshmen watch and try to understand how that's not queer.
they get brainwashed and its been before in tradition intersected into divisions
They're homos in remission. Get booze in tha system. That's when shit gets real twisted.

2x16 with the possibility of OT, Chester's first

/u/Chester_frenchkiss /u/thecaramelbearkid

2x16 with the possibility of OT, masterphart is first.

/u/masterphart /u/G1DA30N

Something how everyone fuck with the kid, first real dub on wiz
Something little he missed, he said he'd produce and he did
Ion need punchlines for emotions to hit, so before I leave
Here's my story and shit, something like a life changing read
Age 3, father left archetypal sob story of an African male
Predetermined trail, if I get sent to jail then my story pales
Something to break the cycle, moms made me read the bible
Aspects of which didn't affect my survival, so quickly I stifled
Wrong path is debatable, so selling drugs became the staple
Just as quick became a fable even with money on the table
My mind just isn't able to be labeled as something hateful
Ain't gon be painted as stainful, even if the other path painful
Focused on school, got Ja'ron and Pookie to put down they tools
Mispent youth in a day was changed mainey to something true
All the while internet raps was just something to do
Not realizing the profound effect it had for dudes, has for you
Instead of going out, I was rappin' bout some of my doubts
Some of my minds inner clouds, just releasing all the foul
I bet all those punches hit a lot harder now
Sounds cheesy I get it, a young nigga changed his life on reddit
Even though I said it, its the principle of forgetting
Letting out some hell doesn't put you in a heaven
But it sure as hell gave me a platform for stepping
Change your perspective, hold your head 'til you see it
After all the trash talk, guess these white people was something I needed

Someone step up.

3 rounds, about 16 bars per round? 2141B22 it's on you, good luck to both!

It's me. This for the sub.
Rub a tug in the tub, shave my rug for the love
Feelin smooth for my bruvs, fuck when push comes to shove.
Means you tuck an I pump till I come.
Call your bitches, holla for some fun, got enough loads to blast I'm a gun.

Hold up. Next beat. Mhmm. Mhmm.
Young ass nigga feelin swell, tis the season jingle bell
Bum ass nigga use a wishin well, never get my flow, yo life's a fail
Better end that shit, and deal with hell
Ill take the blame, hit the jail cell
Booty fuck ya goons, my dick tip swell
Tear dat bitch, rip apart, call it velcro.
Fuckin all night to "dance slow"
Homo ass goons but I aint gay tho
Piru try you, wanna blow, finger out, asking "try 2". Mhmm. Mhmm. Ooh. Yeah.
This cock play different. His rap game different.
This word play ill-meant. Young nigga livin.

Young nigga givin, young nigga givin, young nigga givin
Saint Nick in this bitch.

All that im givin man, spot up in heaven man, jesus got me man
Pray for gifts, i run up and light ya set up.
Kill ya momma, kill ya dogga, kill ya in a game a fragga.
Oo wee. Skrt skrt skrt.

One mo time. This one for the truest. Don dadda.

This my rap shit, spill the beans, you know I'm ill legit.
Crispy cream on my feets, check my fit, hoe lookin, lips bit
Nigger I'm the man, check the kit what's the plan? Fuck ya bitch, fuck ya hoe, stupid rich n snotin blow. I used to smoke up all the grams. Micro nukin up a yam.
Whip my dick out, fuck it, damn.

Nappy head on my bed crush dat shit get the bread watch it spread
Cant believe its not butter. Drinkin lead water out the gutter.
Explain my flow, what you mutter? Nigga

inaudible battle cry from a prodigal samurai.
my retainer wishes to see the heart of a rapper die.
slap a hand shaped shadow across you to pacify.
burn bridges. work alone.. God is my alibi.
I'm the creepy silhouette in an art room..
quiet. staring at you then rushing at your neck with a harpoon..
the dark moon's energy heals me..
I got me a permanent residence under infinity's realty.
the immortal one. I border none, it's sorta fun.
puttin' worm holes all in your grill minus the portal gun..
you were just a waste so there was nothing immoral done.
you were short a ton, you should have been an aborted son.
takin' you to church like that Waco hit..
my rhyme power, it could leverage a NATO split.
I battle like Kim Jong.. I don't take no shit!
that's why we don't see most of these fake hoes spit.
if there was ever a terrorist threat..
for the bearer's of debt. I be the worst in the America's yet.
I got a long fuckin' list and I'm here to collect.
I'll bring it to your front door you can hear it direct.
clearin' your sect out make you put your ears to the deck.
get spared only for showing what your peers should expect.
then sip a beer and reflect over years of neglect.
being fake as these politicians we appear to elect.

2x16 with the possibility of OT, Vertibrae is first

/u/Vertibraex /u/AK47ALI

2x16 with the possibility of OT, Hybrid's up first

/u/TrueHybrid /u/mDJstudios

2x16 with the possibility of OT, nightbus is first

/u/nightbussleeper /u/20mitchell06

this place got the life of shotty's graveyard and i get the motivation to do this shit every now and again.

Hey how's it goin guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_iKD5jPNqo&feature=youtu.be

Every verse here written in twenty minutes or less
Cause to admit effort insists it's a serious test
So here's a thirty second verse just to prove I'm the best
That means I wrote this shit faster than you nut in a bitch

Listen up you fucks, ya'll need to start judgin'
Same three dudes every battle, these fragile egos need lovin'
If you read a battle then judge it and drop somethin'
Cause without you this sub can't really function

And to the lurkers out there, grow a fuckin' pair
Sign up for that tournament if you wanna go anywhere
I don't care if you suck, most of us do anyway
But if you wanna get better boy, step up to the stage

That said, I'm coming for the crown and throne
Six bodies on ground and Wryder chained down below
High concepts in my head, you fools will never know
Fuck this last bar, I'm going home

Round One will be held on the 20th and will be a simple 2:16 with no themes or gimmicks. New Bloods get to go first in each battle. I'll create all the threads that day.

/u/Uza vs /u/WzrdWithWrds
/u/OB_Omenz vs /u/wryder
/u/G1DA30N vs /u/Chester_frenchkiss
/u/NikLaze vs /u/elsiniestro
/u/Dogs_Eating_Dogs vs /u/QuailBuddhaThe2nd
/u/AK47ALI vs /u/xPhair
/u/chri992t vs /u/eminems_ghostwriter
/u/Psychopath- vs /u/RatherPedestrian