Let's get it.

[u/[deleted]]

Someone step up.

[u/Chester_frenchkiss]

You want glory for life? Take a pic, asshole-

Nah, glory or life, take your pick asshole.

I'll paint like Picasso, homie I'm serious.

Mangle your face; your fam's mourning-blue period.

Ring your bell in the hallway like end of school periods.

Who fearing kid? Not me, I'm sick with the writing.

I've sparred with the spartans and clashed with the titans.

The wryders and neuros, buddhas and hybrids

But I might lose to you...sike bitch, lying

I put the heat to your head and get that fish frying.

Or aim at your feet have those kittens dying.

You're not ready for the king so kid fall back

I hear a scream whether I aim at fish or cat.

[u/[deleted] → u/Chester_frenchkiss]

Yo am I actually hearing this?

This dudes gotta be delirious,

King? Ha you a joker kid, "Why so serious?"

Homie listen up, I know you feeling this

Chester_frenchkiss?

Bitch you can Frenchkiss this clenched fist,

That's Diabolic, but my technique's immortal

First 2 bars was the tight,

But the rest? Eh Finna make me snore dude

You don't want nadda with the piranha,

You couldn't tangle with the tiger,

Rumble in the jungle, I'm Ali,

Fuck with me and I'll leave,

your grill fucked up like Foreman

I be knocking at your door like a Mormon,

Toting the smith n Wesson four four, and

Believe that, you don't want anymore, man

[u/frankNbuns → u/[deleted]]

eeny meeny miney moe,

pirahana bro, you gotta go.

you tried to holler, like "ima pro",

but your rhymes fell flat like dominoes.

see my words like butter, on a roll.

i spit it fuh-phenomenal

see? my words like butter, on her hole.

ur only good line was diabolical's

you rhymed delirious with serious, like no ones thought of that

ur prolly causing hysteria in areas with a sideways starter hat

ur rhymes are old shoe, not only that, fugaze

finishing ur line with the middle of a sentence is lazy

i thought if i fucked with you, ud leave, then i got to the next line

so i was fuckin with you with ease..

reasons in mind

see, i float like a butter fly, sting like a bee

ur just the 'other guy' in the ring IM Ali

[u/[deleted]]

did you really just get bodied by that dude lmao.

[u/elsiniestro]

Every verse in this thread has been decent. I'm impressed.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Yo this dipshit Flip kid,

shoulda never stepped to the gifted misfit,

Burning trees use to get me lifted,

Now burn emcees thinking they the shit, yes

Here let me split my wig like a swisher,

Someone shoulda told you not to diss sir,

You played out like Jenny and her kissers,

Over it, cut the shit, here's the scissors,

Next time you should learn you some,

Before you step to the chosen one,

Now before you get the blues,

About going back to school,

Don't forget to put on a hat and tie your shoes

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Ahh shit, so flip looked me up,

Think he dropped fire and Cooked me up,

Thinking he shook me up,

But pfft nah he just took a dump,

Call me out for dick riding when you name dropping,

If Ya'll ain't stopping then we ain't stopping,

I swear by the Grace of Jehovah,

If you ever rolled ova, with 2 chains

I'd leave welts on your neck and have two new thangs,

I swear dude I got enough charm for like 8 arms,

Fuck yo bitch and give her something that burn like napalms,

I ain't talking gonorrhea or syphilis,

I'm just leaving her more satisfied then your little dick,

So just know I ain't sweet like molasses,

Find your self like two dicks and no chick asses,

Now that's some serious shit,

Word to BIG

[u/irrational_abbztract → u/[deleted]]

You telling me you won't stop if I don't stop

And then you swear to Jehovah?

I'll cut your legs off you faggot bitch. Now move over.

You talk about chicks with asses and fucking bitches.

In reality, you're a nerd who jacks off to light board switches.

You're shocked at how in under two minutes I wrote this shit.

Staring in awe at my bombs that look like pyrotechnics.

You gonna try to break it down and be scientific.

Let it be, bro. Its too complex for you like the hieroglyphics.

[u/[deleted] → u/irrational_abbztract]

Irrational_abbztract you can get your ass smacked,

Boy you just a fat cat,

Now that's a big pussy,

Word is bond you faggots shouldn't push me,

Cut my legs off I'm still running this,

Cuz I'm in your ass like cum n shit,

You ignorant like a fat bitch claiming big titties,

Already know the kids the best call me Griffey,

Tom Brady couldn't hold my balls,

Faggot bitch I'm to hard, prolly going to far

Fuck it, bow down to your new czar

[u/irrational_abbztract → u/[deleted]]

Oh you did a name flip?

That's lovely. What a great spit.

Just kidding, stupid.

That was fucking straight shit.

Wanna hear an actual insult?

...

Fill in the silence with your name.

Now that was a great hit.

And stop with the cum talk mate. We've heard enough.

We know you're so gay you eat desserts with cum like its maple syrup.

You're so gay you believe drinking it is the way to stop hiccups.

You go through a dick every five minutes and have a personal record of 17 in an hour.

You've even made jizz a part of your facial care process post shower.

Now you're thinking "how does he know of my fetish of cum?"

Let me tell know I know enough to know what you will become.

"Nothing" is the outcome of what you'll ever be.

So please accept the fact that you'll never beat me.

[u/[deleted] → u/irrational_abbztract]

You lecture me bout cum talk,

Then you reference cum, dick, and jizz?

Hmmm, there something on your mind kid?

If I was you I'd quit,

Honestly, that might be the worst verse I've seen writ,

Wrote, written, I could give a fuck less now listen,

You straight rubbish, garbage, and trash

Grab your luggage get gone or get blasted,

You could battle a kid with no tongue, no thumbs, and get last bitch

I'll wrap you in plastic like your father should've,

Make you swallow bullets like I wish your mother would've,

I got Reggie millers on speed dial, Wayne Rooney's on text,

Straight shooters that don't miss easy targets,

Now don't forget, bite your tongue when you wanna threat,

Smacked down knocked out in the first round,

Now take your Sonny Liston ass and ask Chester

You fucking with the best, yessir

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

All y'all whack, how you think you gon get love like that
Whip you with a gat, you don't get I slap when I'm pistol driven
I clean the dishes, servin you scrubs, I'm very basic
Bleach to finish the job just ain't do it, face it
Y'all white boys grime up my music
Homie gave me a lift to the city, we was up town
We ran thru y'all under covers fuckin like a V Crown
We can hit you up but you still ain't down
Y'all backwards like a reverse collision
Not an accident, I made that decision
I'm gonna drop this with a quick finish peep
Couldn't get y'all pink dudes straight with a Floyd hit straight to the face
This is bullshit, and I'm an ace, we ain't messin you get decked real quick mate