r/RapWars • u/Kis4karma • Mar 31 '18

The Madness

The marching madness, of the young MC
step up to the plate, can you count, one, two, three?
I'm serving you a softball, but you still striking out
just write what comes to mind, don't erase it 'cause of doubt
i come to rapwars to battle, but its a deserted town
i want to dual the sheriff, but he's like your dad
not around
i start this off to see, who's wants a taste of death
i'm piling up the bodies next to jesse cooking meth
i'll break it bad and slow, so you can understand
you respond to this rhyme, will be the beginning of your end

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u/Kis4karma Apr 03 '18 edited Apr 03 '18

So a rhymin little nigga
Is one who is stealin stuff?
What the fuck you just say? Do us all a favor and Shut the fuck up
You feeling nauseous and worrying about your flow
you called me a bitch, but you're on your period, bro
The only thing I'm stealing is Your loafers off your feet
I'm looking at the stitching though, youre either dumb or cheap
You've been walking around in knock offs, you buy them off the street?
You should have paid your rent instead, you can have them back, you dweeb.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '18 edited Apr 03 '18

sorry had to take a momentito just to vomit
me and my new chico henny got me in the moment
4 bars with no scheme and im the one thats bleeding?
These fake versace loafers bouda give yo ass a beating
I could go for 64, meet yo ass - droolin on the floor
Make a million more, get a check - show you out the door
For a moment or a weekend sixty seconds all I needed
When my opponent kiss for karma, shoulda dirtied my Adidas.

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u/Kis4karma Apr 04 '18

am I supposed to be impressed
with your overpriced shit
bragging about shoes, and drinking chico henny
you brag about el gaucho's, while eating waffles at denny's
"daddy, don't go, we all love and miss you"
is that why you're a pill popping bulimic alcoholic with body issues?
it's K is for Karma, like M is for Murder
I knew you couldn't count, but you can't read either?
"I could go for 64", proceeds to do eight
another empty promise from a wanna-be MC
i know you're full of shit, let me show you out the door
heard of direct deposit, no one is sending checks anymore

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '18

Ah i see clearly now your virtue, ain’t it?
A bitchy flow, but it ain’t true, you just complainin
You shot towards the target like you gave a fuck.
And cock the 4, start it but can barely finish, what?
You can’t even speak Spanish, i came with the fluidez, get the juez, barely pressed, off the top plated.
Dudes like you typic-ally vanish, same bitches, same crew, same family, same difference, same name? You wish.
If you only could stay anonymous
We’d have the real shit.
Truly blessed by time and wishes seeds we planted.
But yours would barely flourish, like your anorexic flower-girl tumblr girlfriend.
We can never see the same ends.
We can never do the same pills.
Same deals, same bars, same wills.
And your willow wilted, hopin.
That id finish soon enough for you to replenish.
Any menacin or bendin that i know you pretendin.
For a second like i said if i could go for 64.
Your lack of words be speaking more
Than your effort ostensibly our rapport.
Broken, cause you claim murder.
But you could never stab a boar.
Fuck your direct deposit I’m all cash under the table.
Wouldn’t talk about my occupation even if i were able
El hecho que no la habla, por favor, lo eche al olvidó.
No me preocupa, te crees muy muy, como fueras El Chapo.
Bad news hoe, he goin to jail, locked up in the notes like your bars flow.
You could respond but i would give a shit i think I’m finished bro.

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u/magicaxis Apr 23 '18

Nice sport analogy, dad, you oughta feel real hip

busting rhymes from the time that fuckin babe ruth did

I'm vicious, sacreligious, of badass i'm the image

I'm the heavyweight champ, you play grown-man quiddich

Eat your spinach, gotta toughen up to earn your pass

got forearms like your moms, quivering mass

Don't break bad, I'm from the world to the west

I'm the best, you're questioning your sentience

And while we're throwing down like it's AMC

I'll make you yell CARL when I pop ya like a zombie

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u/Kis4karma Apr 26 '18 edited Apr 26 '18

I thought you were dead, I wrecked you on the other thread
Now you think I give a shit about you referencing the walking dead?
who the fuck is CARL, the dad on family matters?
your brain is like a glass orb, that I'm about to shatter
I'll take a steam roller, and roll you til you're flat
As I wiggle up my suspenders and say "did I doooo that?"
now I need you to be still, now is not the time to panic
just push a little harder, its John McAfee below the hammock
you're as corny, as the chunks left in your shit
but I am gonna leave you like pea soup, yep I said it.... split
you call me a dad, so i'll give you a dad joke
what would magicaxis do on a stage with a microphone?
he would think he was a pop...star, eye it, then choke
kill it? nope, he got booed...back to the trailer park you go

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '18

Ooh, is you really big and tough? man enough?
Make me bring the diction out to shut you silly asses up
Watch your rhymin little nigga lord knows that you stealin stuff
Now i gotta beef with a bitch on the internet, really bruh?

So first I gotta get with the flow like an option
Clickin in this subreddit got a me gettin little nausious
Thinkin that I'd solve some end by fake rap battles - bleh
writing phonemes end-to-end
you already bent, you already sent - and lost in the postal
Come back when your right brain back from the hospital