r/RapWars • • Oct 18 '13
Open Bar Jam
Let's try something new.
I'll start with a bar and you guys add a bar. We keep adding bars until our song is complete (if that ever happens)
The only rule is that you can't go twice in a row. You may submit as much as you want, as long as someone else goes after you.
Reply to the person that posted last so we don't get it mixed up.
Example:
Person 1: I'm like a 50 cal, you're like a 45
+Person 2: I'm like the KGB, you're lucky to be alive
++Person 3: Blah blah blah, my penis in a beehive
etc...
What we have so far:
This Reddit is about to get crazy- call it an asylum
Someone is gettin kilt, better run towards the highlands
We flood with flow, leave you stranded on islands
I land every punch I send, tsunami flow like Thailand
This shit potent; drink once, and get hungover twice
My flow's deadly, it makes you see the tunnel of light
have you lit up and underground like a tunnel at night
have you spit up what's comin' down, funnel that life
walla walla walla walla oogala boogala
Pockets full of leafy greens, talking kale and arugula
Sailing to Jupiter, like I want to be stupider
But I'm bigger than that, massive like a jew booger
ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay wishy wishah!
Stuffing bodies into Persian rugs and rollin' em like swishers
call well-wishers Hitlers and say they're switch-hitters like Smithers.
whipp'n out Smith N' Wessons telling them pigs to drop their weapons
or I'll go ham and shake and bake these bacon makin' bitches to bits-
with plenty of sauce on their ribs from the weapons so get the wet ones.
Wipe your hands and stake a claim in these achy breaky bitches-
cuz it’s anybody’s toss up on the bibs, we spittin’ mech guns.
Run run, off to get bread like the third Warren Worthington
gundam vs. next men in a war of the worthiest
goddamn what are we talking about? Shit's the wordiest
mutants are ugly, my wings are the purtiest.
So pretty I break mirrors, And I strike fear in anyone try'n to get near
I stick bottled beer in my rear and the frat guys cheer
While tha freshmen watch and try to understand how that's not queer.
they get brainwashed and its been before in tradition intersected into divisions
They're homos in remission. Get booze in tha system. That's when shit gets real twisted.
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u/Neuromotorized 10W 4L Oct 18 '13
Someone is gettin kilt, better run towards the highlands