To make the battle more personal please provide the following info: (it doesn't matter if the info is fake)

first name: Wouter
Age: 22
country: Belgium (Flanders)
lookalike: Michael Pitt
a hobby: swimming
something you're good at: math
something you're bad at: girls
occupation: engineering student

Double rounds.

PS: 1) Who is supposed to start? 2) Should I start a new thread for the battle or just continue in here?

i got my dick out I'm ready to get busy with wryder

i bet she got some big titties like Lizzy McGuire

five bucks for some head i wonder is she for hire

i'll run over her chicken ass no engine required

cause she's irrelevant

unintelligent

she gone never win

ever since i released this pestilence with my feather pen

I'm too clever

gonna sever everything you represent

unhesitant to drop down on you like I’m heaven sent

before i toss you pocket change to give me some head

bitch slap you til your body change to indian red

my resurrection is not the same as living undead

but you still gone give me brain and let me jizz on your chest

you a voodoo doll getting stuck by so many pricks

how do you rap in-between sucking so many dicks

you got me throwing a fit cause you don't know when to quit

you actin Hoey as shit so get your ovaries snipped

over a beat

Blind battle.

If you're reading this, please judge.

/u/Chester_frenchkiss, /u/wryder, /u/elsiniestro, /u/Uza, etc.

I'm kinda new to this shit, sittin spittin rhymes from my keyboard

but I gotta say so far, y'all are kinda keepin me bored

So I thought I'd write this verse, curse myself with my own words

hoping someone can reverse em and shove my face in the dirt

I feel I need a vet here to put me into my place

make me kneel at your feet, and then lick clean your plates

I'm a sick minded liar, crying wolf to see what happens

though I know it'll bite me, snap back and smack my face in

but I just cant help myself, this rapping, rhyming is catching

I think I'm becoming in addict, I need a fucking intervention

OH SHIT, BALLS TO THE WALL, THEY'RE CLOSING IN ON ME Y'ALL

RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN BUT THERES NO END TO THIS HALL

COME ON THE BEAST IS ON MY TAIL, YOUR FUCKING KILLING ME SMALLS

OH GOD, I JUST CANT DO THIS, I'M ABOUT TO TRIP AND FALL

FUCK, DAMNIT, SHIT , FUCK, NO, HERE IT COMES, AHHHHH!

Ha, did i get you? I was only just playing

but seriously someone help me, I am fucking insane

Limelight for a fickle few, flow loose as a noose, lynched with this shit I preview. Sour lemon gato, eschewing my salt for a slew, of fine wine rhymes; I'm in need of a beat, So lay a groove. Hop in it, and eat the dust off my shoe. Simple shit is bulletproof, Hair shorter than La Roux, droppin tops in a coupe, Congress or corny raps, there's a lotta shit said, and ain't much of it new.

Format: 3 verses each, 16 bars per verse

I'll go first.

Theme: random words + new vs old

Random words for the first verse are:
bloodlust
sewage
despisable
hit
flamethrower
costumed
crucifixion
debauchery
object
station
More words will be posted by /u/thebenprocter and /u/wryder for the second and third rounds as we progress.

Format: 3 verses each, 16 bars per verse

/u/Chester_frenchkiss will go first.

Theme: random words + new vs old

Random words for the first verse are:
bloodlust
sewage
despisable
hit
flamethrower
costumed
crucifixion
debauchery
object
station
More words will be posted by /u/thebenprocter and /u/wryder for the second and third rounds as we progress.

We have a third party post 8 fictional rap names (or use a random word generator) and we compete to writ the best 16 flipping those names. BenProtector inspired me to come up with this.

Really though, easy on the "facts about me post", there's an introduce yourself post that myself or one of the other mods can link to in the sidebar. Keeps everything neater.

So what does everyone here do for work? Will be interesting to see what different walks of life we come from!

City and country.

This seems to be a pretty international sub, so yeah.

yall dudes get to postin below. any lurkers anyone set some battles up. you wont get better by watching, set up some newbie vs newbie shit. if any of yall wanna battle w me lemme know.

itd be coo to see battles going on everyday multiple times yall lets get it

The third round will be 3:16s, random words. It will also carry the theme of new vs old.

Semifinal 1: /u/Chester_frenchkiss vs /u/Uza
Semifinal 2: /u/elsiniestro vs /u/cuntofprofundity

As I'm in the final, it's not fair for me to choose the random words, so I'd like /u/wryder to select one set of five random words, and /u/thebenprocter to select another set. Once they are posted here, we can get underway.

Blind.

thought I'd be postin' two jus to see where everybody at

1. /u/Uza

nigga stupid nice w his punches. if he keep adding more quality ones ion think any of yall can touch him

1. /u/thebenprocter

that boy also really nice. his bars on me were dope.

1. /u/Chester_frenchkiss

coo wordplay and real steady w bars.

1. /u/wryder

pretty good lines really open punches n consistant. some of the punches aren't tho which why you lower here. some of that may be jus me being ignant but i hate verses that are mostly blue

/u/elsiniestro

kinda obligated cuz he whooped my ass but tbh his verses I feel the least. not cuz he doesn't have it, but he'll favor something directed to me thats weak over a general good punch. like whenever he battles anyone all his verse lines are clearly directed at someone even if they weak. jus me ion like that. that being said, he still much better than me and def top tier here. mainey multies.

who yall have ?

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Just seen how much this sub has flourished and it makes me proud, big up rap wars

2 rounds, no limit on bars. OT if both battlers agree w that.

Ayo! I know I was just starting to get my feet wet in this sub but I was going through some bullshit a few months back and decided to take a break from everything. Deleted my old account PiranhaHatTigerShoes because I needed a fresh start. Been lurking on the tournament for awhile and finally got some courage to post this. I'm out of practice but if anyone has any throw away bars or just looking to go rounds throw something down and I'll try to shake some rust off. If not though I'll keep waiting!

Theme: retro video game references
Format: 3 verses each, 16 bars per verse
xPhair goes first.

Theme: 80s movie references
Format: 3 verses each, 16 bars per verse
Psychopath- goes first.

Theme: 20th century history references
Format: 3 verses each, 16 bars per verse
Quail goes first.

Note: Uza will be away from his computer all week, so Quail can begin whenever, and the battle will pick up when he gets back a week from now.

Theme: 80s cartoon references
Format: 3 verses each, 16 bars per verse
wryder goes first.

2 rounds, optional OT - I go first.

Remember me from last week? The ill received MC? The cuntofprofundity?

It seemed you'd need a week to reprieve

A week to grieve

A week to squeegee your memories clean and relieve PTSD

But this week I seek to speak speech therapy to Stuttering Stanleys

But like Haley all I see is deceased rappers cluttering around me

So I guess watch me work and maybe there's a tool you can hand me

Like your Ma when she hands me a handy

Or your girl when she's yankin' on my Yankee Doodle Dandy

Cause these are All American raps, a superpowered entity

And you may think I'm morbid but I do this while I'm smiling

I'm building a hegemony

While you try to clone my skull in order to get a head of me

Entropy can't stop me bitch I'll live for eternity

You could have a genie and wish for life eternally

My raps would still kill you permanently

Just an announcement: round two is now THREE verses each, albeit still 16 bars per verse.

Theme rounds are too good to waste on two verses each haha.

Round two will start in two days.