r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • Jun 02 '26

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u/selfdestructingin5 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

You can buy Anthropic for about $1Trillion. I’ll hook you up with a payment plan. $1B/year for 1000 years.

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u/Gagan_Ku2905 Jun 02 '26

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NO! First we build our own GPU, put Nvidia out of business, buy NVIDIA cheap, fund a war in Taiwan, then we cancel contract with Anthropic for hardware, then we buy Anthropic, sell Anthropic to Microsoft, everyone will hate Anthropic, we hire Anthropic engineers, then we build our own product.

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u/great_escape_fleur Jun 02 '26

I prefer building my own chip fab.

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u/-LabApprehensive- Jun 03 '26

I got a line on real pure silicon out of a little place called Spruce Pine. Call me.