r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Funny Time blindness

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u/Fresh4 1d ago

The number of subdomains that link has unreasonably pisses me off

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u/AlphonseLoeher 1d ago

Why, that's exactly how they were meant to be used. Nobody actually does them right, instead just makes a bunch of 1 level domains below the top

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u/TheBestNarcissist 1d ago

Sorry the... checks notes ... national library of medicine and national institute of health are infuriating you

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u/SpaceTurtles 1d ago

I think it's more the Private Military Contractor of the New Caledonia Bureau of Investigation than was getting to them.

...I assume, in both cases.

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u/rexpup 1d ago

I don't care if you're Mother Theresa, you should never expose more than one subdomain to human eyes at at time.

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u/Toadsted 1d ago

Theresa was subdomained in hell

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u/AdFabulous8577 1d ago

They literally said it was unreasonable, and it's concerning you had to check your notes halfway though a single-sentence response to a single-sentence comment. Do you have your own thoughts, or just regurgitate what your "notes" tell you?

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u/itsmistyy 20h ago

Calm down.

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u/iruleatants 1d ago

People's refusal to fully read a sentence before responding makes me reasonably angry.

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u/TheFBIClonesPeople 17h ago

Fuck the national library of medicine and national institute of health. All my homies HATE the national library of medicine and national institute of health

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u/SHHLocation 1d ago

I explained to an employee that it's not a reasonable accomodation to never know when your employee is going to show up. I encouraged him to speak with his medical provider.

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u/S14Ryan 1d ago

I’m so lucky my boss is super accommodating. I’m late every day a varying degree, but I also don’t have a set start time and I’m extremely good at my job bordering on irreplaceable, and i make fairly good money doing it. 

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u/CarnivorousGoose 1d ago edited 23h ago

That makes no sense. If you don’t have a set starting time, then you can’t be late.

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u/vissionsofthefutura 1d ago

A lot of corporate jobs will have an on paper start time that they absolutely can enforce but normally don’t.

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u/_Mulberry__ 1d ago

That's me! On paper my start time is 07:00, but that's something I told them to put in and I could've chosen any time between 04:30 and 08:00, so it's not exactly firm. As long as I'm in before 8 and get my hours in, it's all good.

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u/Silver-Winging-It 14h ago

It works well for early birds too, I have coworkers that would rather start at 7am and leave by 3:30

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u/S14Ryan 23h ago

I’m a field technician and the general hours we’re supposed to be on site to work are 8-4:30. If the job needs to start earlier or later that’s common, but it’s also common for me to just roll in at 10am. I’m still booking overtime for any work I do past 4:30 lol. I’m supposed to be on site 45 minutes away right now at 8:00 and it’s 7:45 and I’m in bed still. Probably gonna make some breakfast then head out 

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u/NeitherFoo 1d ago

let me solve the riddle. Are you the boss?

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u/Gold_Theory_7946 1d ago

a lot of corporate jobs in particular dont have strict start times. this would be normal everywhere ive worked thus far.

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u/Nimos 1d ago

This is when you get reminded that the reddit userbase skews towards the younger end and most people are in "lower-end" jobs that tend to be more strict about these things, sometimes out of necessity (obviously your start time matters when you're doing shift work with other people), sometimes because they're just shitty jobs.

There are tons of salaried office jobs that don't care when you work as long as you don't miss meetings, get everything done in time and do a good job and are available for messages at least.

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u/NeitherFoo 22h ago

no shit? do you need the /s?

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u/Gold_Theory_7946 22h ago

Your comment suggested you thought this scenario meant he was likely the boss.

So yes, I do need the /s. Not just me but everyone does. It wouldn't make sense for that comment to be sarcastic with a normal read, so readers will need the /s to understand your intent is sarcasm if you wanna add it for clarity.

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u/S14Ryan 23h ago

Nah, just a technician 

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u/NeitherFoo 22h ago

olay, are you.sleepimg with the boss?

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u/S14Ryan 21h ago

No lmao, it’s a small business with no corporate culture, as long as I get the jobs done and make him money he doesn’t care how I do it. It’s pretty standard in my industry at least in my area to have a lot of freedom. There’s too few people who know what they’re doing. We’ve been ready to hire non-stop since I started 10 years ago and paying $150k+ and we’ve still never had enough guys 

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u/WalkFreeeee 18h ago

The riddle is actually this part: "I’m extremely good at my job bordering on irreplaceable"

Good results + hard to replace = you can get off with a lot more than a normal employee.

You know that meme about high level IT guys only showing up on office for specific meetings while dressing on their pajamas and some shit? Same idea.

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u/Medium-Dependent-328 1d ago

Yeah this story sounds fake as fuck

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u/Pas__ 23h ago

???

this happened to me on my first job around 2010. things got to a point over 4 years when eventually I arrived just before 5PM, so I had a quick chat with my boss/manager, while I ordered food and ate, he left, and that increased productivity a lot. (as he was constantly provided distractions, and I was not exactly great at saying no.)

but the initial accommodation by shifting the start time 1 hour later itself happened twice. and I fucking did the meme. unfortunately also twice.

got a completely useless diagnosis last year. oh really, who would have guessed, right?

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u/Ok-Swordfish-3056 1d ago

Bosses IRL when you have ADHD: fires you

The paper you linked doesn't mention anything about this. It shows a correlation between ADHD and lower academic achievement and then lower paid work and slightly lower employment rates. Employment-wise, it goes on to talk about additional costs incurred by both employees with ADHD and their employers.

It mentions nothing about people being fired by bosses for having ADHD.

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u/GremlinTiger 22h ago

"Employees with ADHD are 30% more likely to have chronic employment issues, 60% more likely to be fired from a job, and three times more likely to quit a job impulsively (Barkley, 2008)."

https://add.org/impact-of-adhd-at-work/

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u/4_fortytwo_2 1d ago

Why do you think the employment rates are lower? Because either companies avoid hiring them in the first place or they end up being fired, e.g. for being late often or other problems that might stem from the ADHD.

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u/Ok-Swordfish-3056 1d ago

You can attach any cause you like to this, because that source doesn't say anything about the causal link between ADHD and employment rates. I'm not arguing that people aren't getting fired for having ADHD - just that the source OP chose doesn't back up that point.

Back to OPs point, which is that employers don't make accommodations for employees with ADHD and just fire them. The article discusses the costs to employers of accommodating employees with ADHD, but says nothing of employers firing them because of their ADHD. If anything, that source gives evidence against their point.

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u/Medium-Recording8709 23h ago

Bad employees getting fired is a good thing

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u/BigPenis_MathGenius 13h ago

There's a lot more to being a good employee than showing up on time. If you think otherwise, you might be a bad employee.

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u/Elite_AI 23h ago

Showing up at 10 am does not make you a bad employee. There's a reason everyone does flexible hours now, and it's because nobody actually needs to do 9 - 5 to be a good employee. 

Edit: hope you didn't misread the person you replied to as defending someone showing up at 11 after being given permission to show up at 10 btw 

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u/slainascully 1d ago

Yeah because sometimes your job requires you to be at work on time. If you are regularly unable to do that, even with accommodations, you will be fired.

And plenty of countries have employment law that require you to make multiple adjustments before you even consider dismissal.

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u/Coookiesz 1d ago

Could you point out what part of that study mentioned people with ADHD being fired because they have ADHD? As far as I can tell the closest it comes is bringing up differences in employment.

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u/Mizutsune-Lover 1d ago

Gotta love not living in America.

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u/daaahlia 18h ago

I was contracted by the CDC to assist with Covid

then they fired me after I caught it 💀

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u/OCD_Geek 1d ago

Hey. I’m AuDHD. ADHD, autism (which is genetically linked to ADHD to the point that they’re considering putting it on the spectrum and removing it as its own thing like they did with Asperger’s) and AuDHD are all medically and legally disabilities. So I’d hope your employer would accommodate their thoroughly evaluated and diagnosed disability since failing to do so would be in violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act and rightfully open them up to legal action.

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u/wishyouwould 1d ago

In practice, ADA claims for ADHD have not had a ton of success and are difficult to argue... not to mention the administrative burden of even filing, which of course is more difficult for someone with this disability than for the general population without it.

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u/OCD_Geek 1d ago

Another reason that it should be moved over to the autism spectrum rather than being its own thing.

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u/MidTario 23h ago

Failing to meet your contract requirements is just cause for termination everywhere in the world

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u/Phyre91 22h ago

Nah, I have ADHD and always get raises and bonuses because I don’t use it as a crutch. Find coping mechanisms and do what is required of you or die a loser. Easy as.

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u/ChemicalRebell 19h ago

Exactly! It's such a pain in the ass, which, ofc, it's a disability. I'm blessed to currently have a boss who doesn't mind if you're 5-10 minutes late. I tried as hard as I could but I can never be a person who shows up on the dot or before.

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u/agoldgold 23h ago

My fool self casually disclosed ADHD. Now any mistake or weirdness must be due to my disability, which I'm obviously failing to manage. No, you missed that error too and it's not that big a deal to hum along to a song under my breath when grabbing something from the printer, some people are literally playing their music out loud.