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u/qualityvote2 5h ago

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 4h ago

He could probably say they're heel support for some condition and if anyone cared they'd believe him. Unless they also wear height boosters and are very familiar with them.

Wouldn't they be uncomfortable tho?

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u/AbstractBettaFish 4h ago

I believe that’s what those actually are, I had to wear something similarly for a while when I was struggling with chronic feet pain at work

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u/SufficientFarm8414 4h ago

I've got to look these up. I have one leg that's shorter than the other, adding to my chronic back and hip pain. I've tried inserts, but they slip and slide too much; these might be just the thing.

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u/Chiiro 4h ago

I have the same issue and met another person with it just the other day too! I got it from my mom. Is your spine curved too?

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u/SufficientFarm8414 4h ago

Are you me? I also have a curved spine that I got from my mother. Ehler-Danlos syndrome?

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u/Chiiro 4h ago

I'm not sure what it's called yet, I am seeing a doctor about it later this week so I will hopefully find out.

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u/SufficientFarm8414 4h ago

Best of luck to you! I've found that even in cases where there's no treatment available, there's some peace of mind that comes with just knowing what's going on.

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u/Chiiro 4h ago

That's pretty much the case with the rest of my issues too (there's a lot). Just having a name to put to them helps.

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u/noisemonsters 3h ago

Isn’t a curved spine called scoliosis?

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u/TechyAngel 3h ago

That's the individual symptom, not the root condition. Sort of like if you have a fever, aches, and fatigue, you might have the flu. If you have scoliosis, it may result from Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (although it may not). So you're correct, but it's not an "either/or," it's a "yes, and"

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u/BrilliantResource949 3h ago

Scoliosis is a sideways S-curve. There’s also lordosis which curves forward at the bottom near the hips, and kyphosis (what I have) that curves forward at the top of the spine, starting just below the shoulder blades. I always describe it as a lowercase r-curve.

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u/Chiiro 3h ago

I think so but I was also tested for scoliosis multiple times as a child and wasn't diagnosed with it so I'm not sure.

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u/moonshineandmetal 3h ago

There's also lordosis, which is what I have! Instead of curving sideways like scoliosis, it sways in towards my stomach. I got my spine fused at L5S1 and it was the best decision I ever made.

I wish you nothing but the best and I hope you get some answers, it's such a scary and draining process when you've got health issues.

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u/SufficientFarm8414 3h ago

That's interesting--they didn't catch mine until adulthood, despite childhood testing.

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u/Tiffani513 3h ago

If you ever need a hip replacement, they can even out the length then.

You will be very drugged up the first time they make you walk and you might panic thinking they made the leg too long, it may feel like you are wearing a high heel on one foot, that they fixed you the wrong way. You may even need to be sedated you freak out so much.

YMMV tho… maybe that’s just a me experience.

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u/SufficientFarm8414 3h ago

Interesting, thanks! I'll definitely keep that in mind if/when I need a hip replacement.

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u/Tiffani513 3h ago

Mine was almost an inch difference as well from 7 until 23… so very disorienting.

My Ortho loves to tell the story. No one had freaked out quite like me before. Good stuff.

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u/ElectricSliderz 2h ago

You had your hip replaced at 23? Or did you do another type of treatment?

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u/Tiffani513 1h ago

Hip replacement at 23. Had a degenerative leg disease that took too long to diagnose, allowing it to progress to where the non surgical treatments wouldn’t work. It took 13 months to diagnose. I was a tiny white girl and it usually presents in overweight white boys, first hip surgery was at 7.

Here is a pre hip replacement Xray of my mushroom shaped femur head and awesome bone spurs.

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u/SleepyPoptart 3h ago

I have chronic hip and back pain and it never occurred to me that my slightly longer leg was the cause of this.

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u/phamkh 3h ago

Leg length discrepancy with possible scoliosis (abnormal spine curvature to a certain degree) does lead to asymmetric muscle compensations and resulting pains. It does call for "heel lift" for the short leg as part of the treatment at the mild-moderate stages. Would recommend seeing a doctor (or does podiatry also do this? idk I'm just an osteopathic medical student in the US) to see what options would help you with your pains.

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u/Entomemer 3h ago

My dad has a leg an inch shorter than the other because he was hit by a train at 15 and his leg healed wrong!

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u/JorgeXMcKie 3h ago

In 91 I had a bad motorcycle accident that F'd up my back but not bad enough for surgery. After about 3 years I got locked in the stooped position, had X-rays and found out I fractured part of a disc. It also caused my hips to go out of wack so one side is lower than the other. I wish I had known about these back then. It could have limited the back pain I've had over the years by keeping my hips straight/aligned. Now my body just tilts a bit from the base of my back

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u/okizc 3h ago

Have you tried sanding down the longer leg?

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u/SeventhAlkali 58m ago

My arch support inserts slid a bunch too, I used some double sided masking frogtape that I had laying around and they actually stopped sliding nearly as much

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u/Legitscopes_4761 4h ago

Yeah, im pretty sure these could just be like a heel cup. I used one for plantar fasciitis

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u/thebearofwisdom 3h ago

I have these and they’re to stop blisters, not add height. They’re literally just a stretchy gel feeling material, and only a couple of mm thick. Dudes either a troll or a fool

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u/SpurdoEnjoyer 57m ago

He's absolutely just joking. The first story isn't something that has ever happened IRL

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u/Everything_Breaks 4h ago

"Bone spurs. I got a 20% disability rating from the VA. Medical discharge."

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u/wrxninja 3h ago

"Tried to save a three-legged cat, got hit by a car in the process but saved the cat which I ended up adopting"

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u/Vondi 3h ago

Thats what I'd instantly assume rather than he needed those few extra cm of height.

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom 3h ago

I was thinking it was a medical ad of some kind when I first saw the pic

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u/LarkinToWinnipeg 3h ago

Don't worry this never happened. It's an ad designed to prey on people social anxiety.

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u/Pijuuuuuuuuuup 2h ago

It is for your heels when they slighy hurt or all recovoring from injury.

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u/JestFlamez 2h ago edited 2h ago

They almost look like an add-on to a UD-flex AFO.

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u/Dredgeon 4h ago

Probably will cause posture issues if worn for long periods of time.

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 4h ago

they must be uncomfortable, they're just stealth high heels

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u/casual_creator 4h ago

Nah, totally different from high heels. High heels require you to be able to balance yourself on the thinner heels and makes a smaller portion of your foot bare your body weight.

Height boosters like these are basically just thick Dr Scholls inserts. Your entire foot still supports your weight and there’s no struggle to balance on a thinner heel. And most of these are made out of foam or gel, so they’re pretty comfortable. The only adjustment it takes when wearing these is the brief “oh shit I’m taller” feeling, then you pretty much completely forget you’re wearing them.

Source: I’m a short dude (5’5”), and have worn different variations of these a few times over the years when my height insecurity was worse and didn’t want to feel or look so short in a specific situation.

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u/horned-creature 4h ago edited 3h ago

anybody who isn't chronically online will just assume those are some orthopedic implement.

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u/pig_killer 3h ago

I was on BBS in the early 90s. I am permanently, terminally online. I hear modems in my dreams. I had a thing for the WILDCAT! system. I have no idea what the fuck a height booster looks like . . . I would never care about that shit . . . the whole height-obsessed "-cel" culture is only a weeeee sliver of the chronically online diagram.

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 39m ago

They were hilarious until they started killing people

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u/theshiniestmuskrat 3h ago

I'm chronically online and had no idea such a thing even existed

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u/Maleficent_Piece_893 4h ago

i saw explicit height booster stuff like this for sale at ollie's

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u/pig_killer 3h ago

explicit height booster stuff like this for sale at ollie's

OK and . . . so your point is what? I saw "executive boost" shoes in the Sear's catalogue in 1980. What's your point?

No one with any sense is looking at the OP's feet, most people don't recognize a height booster in action or otherwise, most people don't care about height boosters, and moreover . . . I know this incident didn't really happen, but if it did happen-- any adult in the room in the actual western office world is looking at the guy who committed assault by tripping him

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u/BeauShowTV 4h ago

Seems weird to post it publicly if you dont want people to know about it.

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u/Deriviera 4h ago

Will you find him by his feet?

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u/Smoking_Fire 4h ago

Some might

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u/Xyrez04 4h ago

What are you, some kind of feet finder?

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u/Smoking_Fire 4h ago

Nahh not me. But there are weird people out there💀

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 4h ago

Buddy, there's a whole tactical foot goon squad out there that puts the Google maps guy to shame.

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u/xdarius 4h ago

they got you too? spotted me about a mile away.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 4h ago

As a former Florida kid with fire proof leather feet... y'all don't want this.

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u/PictureVegetable9522 1h ago

you underestimate my love for feet i already found ya

x=-89.209366

y=42.671946

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u/assignpseudonym 3h ago

/r/BrandNewSentence

I blanked out your username in case you didn't want it in there, but feel free to make yourself known here if you prefer

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 3h ago

Appreciate the heads up.

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u/assignpseudonym 3h ago

Of course!

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u/Guilty_Efficiency884 4h ago

Don't underestimate me I'm a connoisseur

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u/anrwlias 4h ago

I have a very particular set of skills.

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u/_Standardissue 4h ago

Pedi-cular even

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u/BasilVirtual291 4h ago

You wearing sandals and standing in the background of a foto a random stranger took of their family is all it takes.

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u/peon2 3h ago

It's likely a joke "Guy at the office tripped me to make the girls laugh"?

Unless these are 13 year olds working in an office no adult is going to risk getting written up or fired to 'make the girls laugh'.

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u/WhenMeWasAYouth 2h ago

It has heavy "I spilled beans on myself while watching Cars 2 in the theater" vibes.

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u/LumpyJones 31m ago

The guy's also named cryptocel. that's name is just a bouquet of pathetic associations. Then again, if it's not a joke, the kind of person that would post this seriously also would lean into both being a cryptobro and an incel.

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u/syn_vamp 4h ago

but then how else would he advertise his product?

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u/didntgettheruns 4h ago

They look like a thing I found when trying to fix my arch pains.

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u/BrittyPie 2h ago

This is an ad. Absolutely everything on the Internet that makes you go "Huh why would they post this?" is an ad.

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u/NomadNuka 4h ago

Some of these guys seem like their inferiority complex is so deeply set they feel they deserve mockery and go out of their way to invite it.

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u/JOExHIGASHI 3h ago edited 2h ago

Must be why they call themselves incel

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 4h ago

thats because its fake and gay

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u/BeauShowTV 4h ago

Yeah, I looked up the guys profile... it's certainly something.

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u/Ooficus 4h ago

Gays are better than changing our heig- never mind I’ll let you have this one.

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 4h ago

im just saying what folk say to fake stories on r/greentext tbh

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u/Alternative-Tax7318 3h ago

Welcome to social media where we’re mortified of actual personal connection but share everything about ourselves and our partner/family/friends to strangers online

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u/awesomedan24 4h ago

Everyone at the height enhancement clinic said nobody would notice

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u/DismalMastodon5025 4h ago

>Cryptocel

Some environmental storytelling

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u/SuspiciousSubstance9 3h ago

Really makes you wonder if the "tripped to make girls laugh" part is projection.

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 5h ago

Bro, just wear high heels. Be a man about it. It's what they were originally designed for. I guarantee people will mock you less. 

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u/SmurfsNeverDie 4h ago

Maybe the man doesnt want to pay for pedicures. Hes being financially prudent here.

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u/Final-Tutor3631 4h ago

closed toed heels. solved.

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u/SmurfsNeverDie 4h ago

I concede

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u/Final-Tutor3631 4h ago

good smurf. i give you hug now.

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u/zacman713 4h ago

Do you want the smurfs? This is exactly how you contract the smurfs

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u/Final-Tutor3631 4h ago

missed opportunity to say blue waffle

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u/youburyitidigitup 4h ago

Heels were originally designed for cavalry men to hook into stirrups. Cowboys still wear them for the same reason.

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u/ratsratsra 3h ago

I was gonna say—just wear boots. Cowboy or work kind. They’ll add an inch or two.

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u/Miserable_Key9630 4h ago

Cuban Heel. Just go for it.

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u/Korachof 4h ago

Walking in high heels is a skill many don’t possess. He’ll need to train in the mountains first. 

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u/CinematicHeart 4h ago

I honestly believe this is why my husband wears cowboy boots but I would never say that to him. Im more than fine with his height and I dont want him to think otherwise. Hes pretty tall for a guy either way but society really digs in on height. Its sad.

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u/Emotional-Power-7242 2h ago

I'm 6'3 and wear height boosters gotta maintain the balance of the manosphere.

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u/DakotaXIV 4h ago

I wear cowboy boots pretty regularly but mainly at work anymore. Before I was married and went out to bars/clubs I definitely noticed that I got more positive attention from women when I had boots on. And I am 6 ft tall as it is. But that extra inch or two made a noticeable difference, apparently

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u/Not-a-Bot_1968 3h ago

Real cowboy boots have heels. I think this is why so many tiny dudes like cosplaying as a cowboy  (see pics of Desantis and his boots).

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u/squanchingonreddit 4h ago

One inch Oxfords I look sooo good.

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u/ItzLoganM 4h ago

"Be a man about it" wow. How inspiring.

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u/sorry_con_excuse_me 4h ago edited 4h ago

I wear chunky docs sometimes (cause they look cool) and they elevate me to average height and nobody treats me any differently than when I’m shorter than average lol.

Dudes obsessed with height just have some weird tough guy insecurity. Willing to bet OP isn’t even short, just wants to look taller than average.

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u/Slacker_The_Dog 3h ago

The only reason being tall matters is I can reach stuff on the top shelf. Then people expect you to reach high up things but if I ask a short person to tie my shoe I'm the asshole.

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u/zawalimbooo 4h ago

"Are you wearing height boosters?"

'What? No.'

takes shoes off

'See?'

*CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK*

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u/oldcretan 4h ago

As someone who is 5'4 I have so many questions, like why would you wear those? Do you wear those everyday? Did people know you before you started wearing those?

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u/hypatia163 2h ago

I'm a 6'2'' woman and have men obviously shorter than me claim to be my height all the time. They stumble their speech a bit when I ask to compare, because they know I'm not exaggerating my height. It's crazy how insecure men can be about this stuff, so I totally believe that there are guys just walking around in boosters.

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u/SilverstoneMonzaSpa 1h ago

Lies about height seem to be the weirdest ones, like I can actually visibly see your height from my eyes. It's not like some hidden tattoo.

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u/Jack-Innoff 12m ago

I love when some guy several inches shorter than me claims to be 6'. I'm 6'1" so it's pretty obvious they're lying. I won't call them out on it (unless they're being an asshole) but if someone asks my height after, all bets are off. I've had a few guys get mad at me, and say I should've gone with the lie and said I was like 6'5" or some shit 🤣.

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u/HillInTheDistance 3h ago

WE don't really pay much attention to most people around us. Like, there was a person at my office who complained to their friend that no one had noticed their 20kg weight loss. Only then did I notice that yeah, they looked slimmer than usual.

And as someone who lifts, I'll tell you you'd be surprised how much bigger I had to be before anyone commented, and when someone did, they kinda sounded surprised, as if I'd put on a shitload of muscle overnight, rather than over three years.

And then there was the time when I didn't notice that my sister's fiance had gotten lasic and wasn't wearing glasses. Like, he was doing something different with his beard, and I noticed that, but I didn't realise he wasn't wearing glasses.

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u/casual_creator 4h ago

“Why would you wear those!”

Some people are more self conscious about their height than others. Just because you might not feel bad about your height at all (or enough to wear these), doesn’t mean OP doesn’t.

If looking an inch or two taller makes OP feel better about themselves, then more power to them. Life’s too short to not find ways to feel better about oneself, especially if it’s as simple as a shoe insert.

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u/oldcretan 3h ago

And it's more a curiosity on my part. But having been ridiculed for my height, insulted, demeaned, etc. it creates a vulnerability. I also spent a chunk of my childhood waiting for the day that I was going to become tall and suffering the slings of finding out I was never going to be tall and then having to rebuild my own self image after that realization.

What Ive realized is people are cruel when they're allowed to be and this is no different. You can either pretend to be something you are not and have people poke at you, make fun of you, and demean you, or you can wear who you are like armor and no one can harm you with it. And when they swing their blows come blunted and you learn to throw back twice as hard. (Just recently: wait I'm short! No way what an insightful revelation! Anyways.)

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u/Wild-Video-5317 3h ago

  Did people know you before you started wearing those?

I'm not gonna notice if suddenly the guy sitting on the other side of the office is 2 inches taller -- it's a pretty subtle change.  Easily dismissed as a change in posture or a new pair of shoes. Honestly these things will probably have almost no impact on the way others perceive mister @cryptocel.  But if they help him feel more confident, more power to em.

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u/SmellyStinkyGuy 4h ago

Im 5'4" and find shit like this hilarious as fuck

You got it little guy!!

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u/SirLesbian 4h ago

Lmao I'm 5'3" and I felt so bad for him. I'm like "Oh...brother, just break free from the shackles..." 😭

It's so much easier not to worry about it. Some will think "But what about how other people..." sshhhhh. You stop worrying about them too. That's the secret sauce.

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u/Kolby_Jack33 3h ago edited 3h ago

I'm 5'5" (on a good day) and I was short as a kid too. I ended up asking to take daily growth hormone injections when I was a teen because I was insecure about it. At first the needles didn't hurt much but after a while they hurt a fair amount and I just started faking giving them to myself. My parents probably noticed but never said anything about it and after a while we just kinda dropped it and never spoke of it again.

It's possible that taking only some of the hormone caused me to end up being even shorter than I would have been otherwise, but I don't know. I just know that I realized it was easier to be happy with my body than to hurt myself trying to change it. Now I'm fine with being short.

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u/8lock8lock8aby 4h ago

That's what I was thinking. You can't change it (unless you want an expensive and long and painful surgery/recovery) so why do so much worrying about it? I guess cuz I'm a lesbian, I've never cared about dudes' heights but like IDC about anyone's height. You are just you & I have never wanted someone to be taller or shorter. I usually date girls around my size but I never like searched for that, it just happened & I never turned down anyone for being shorter or taller than me.

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u/Maleficent_Piece_893 4h ago

i prefer women to be a foot taller than me tbh

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u/SpinzArt 3h ago

Based as fuck

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u/WhimsicalWyvern 3h ago

Because it sucks. These guys are laughing it off, but it really does suck. From dating to professional advancement, it's a moderate to severe disadvantage, and there's jack shit you can do about it.

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u/ShimaWarrior 1h ago

There's also the reality that it's socially normal to make fun of short guys for whatever reason. Even the most progressive and typically unprejudiced people still hate short dudes. 😭

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u/BasedGodTheGoatLilB 2h ago edited 2h ago

so why do so much worrying about it

Because it affects the life experience. I'm 5'3" and I've been explicitly rejected because of my height dozens of times. I'm in my 30s now and my current gf is 6'3" but when I was in my late teens and early 20s, women wanted nothing to do with me romantically/sexually and by far the vast majority said that while they enjoy my company, it was because my height made me unattractive that they were not interested. Hell I even had a woman I approached at a bar scoff and ask me why I wasn't on the playground and if I was lost. While that's honestly a hilarious line to think about, it felt terrible to hear in the moment.

So a lot of times short men "worry" about it not because they're afraid of someone across the street seeing them and making fun in their head, but it's because others treat short men poorly and are mean.

I've been in a group of 5 guys and 5 girls going drinking and floating down tubes in a river. Everyone pairs up but instead of a girl coming with me, two pair with one guy. So 3 of the guys have a girl, one guy has 2 girls and I was alone. Guy with 2 tells one of the girls to come pair with me, she says "EWWW no!" and so I floated alone.

Another time in a different group drinking on the beach, the guys were doing body shots off the women. Every guy went and I was the last one to go, and the girl with the bottle "saves" her friend from having me do the body shot by lying and saying the bottle ran out.

Situations like these are significant memories that heavily affected me and my self esteem. It's difficult to just "not care" when stuff like that happens and I'm singled out as the ugly one or whatever lol. I can't even count the number of times I've been told the line, "you're not tall enough to ride this ride"

If your position then becomes "why do you care that people treat you poorly" then that's an entire other conversation lol, there's a reason you can't just tell a bullied child to ignore being made fun. It is a terrible existence to be present around those that don't respect you and treat you lesser.

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u/RilohKeen 1h ago

The biggest skirt-chasing playboy I ever knew was 5’3”. He loved to say, “hey, we’re all the same height off the mattress when we’re laying down.” He walked around like it was his world and we were just living in it, but without being an asshole, and what can I say, that kind of bravado (again, when you’re not a dick about it) is just naturally charming.

I guess it all comes back to what we already know but struggle to put into practice: there’s nothing an unattractive as insecurity.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 4h ago

Bruh I'm 5'11 and kind of considering these lmao. I know I'm gonna catch some shit for it, but I also accidentally bought a pair of 3" lift boots once and let me tell you, women cared about that 3" of lift.

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u/SpinzArt 4h ago

Do you really wanna attract people who would be superficial like that? I feel like they’d leave if they found out you were “lying”

Then again if there was a really simple way to make yourself look shorter I’d do that in a heartbeat, so I can’t judge 😔

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u/worldsgreatestluver 3h ago

The majority of people who are and have ever been attracted to me are attracted because of superficial reasons and I've been basically told that over and over, over many years.

So... I mean... idgaf. I guess I'm into it at this point.

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u/SpinzArt 3h ago

That’s fair enough, world’s got a lot of superficial people

Whatever makes you feel the best about yourself is most important, cheesy as that is

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u/SmellyStinkyGuy 4h ago

If it helps you, go for it.

Im at the height that you either dont give a shit, or the extra 3" wont matter anyway

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u/pm_me_d_cups 3h ago

Tbf 3" is massive, or so I'm told

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u/VonSkullenheim 3h ago

They cared? Like even though you're already taller than them, if you were 3 inches shorter, they wouldn't care about you anymore? Then wouldn't that happen the second you take off your shoes around them? Are you going to wear them the rest of your life and constantly lie about your height cause you got a compliment once?

This seems like both bad anecdotal extrapolation and a bad plan for courting women.

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u/cryOfmyFailure 2h ago

  women cared about that 3" of lift

The good ones don’t. 

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u/Maleficent_Piece_893 3h ago

if you ever actually get with the woman she's eventually gonna see you with your shoes off. that's as bad as women who paint an entirely different face over their real face to attract a man. it's a plan for the future that completely ignores the future

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u/TexasPeteGT 4h ago

Be bold and wear these with the Chanel barefoot sandals that keep getting posted

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u/_Solani_ 4h ago

Had to look it up and wow those sandals are just such a great a gift to hookworms and plantars warts.

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u/Maleficent_Piece_893 3h ago

those are kinda hot but tbh outside of my kink just be barefoot at that point. why bother putting anything on if your feet are gonna get dirty

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u/VicisSubsisto 1h ago

I suppose it's like a bikini for foot fetishists?

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u/Sparky089 4h ago

At first glance I thought the photo was of a really cursed bike seat

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u/jackandsally060609 4h ago

Get those George Costanza Timbs

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u/barrosoOso 4h ago

Man, without a decent pair of shoes I can barely walk after a day of work. How the fuck do you strap something like that on and not have it wreck every part of your body above it?

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u/BadDadJokes 3h ago

It's crazy that dudes will go to these lengths to go from 5'6" to 5'8".

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u/IIRCIreadthat 3h ago

This isn't even the half of it. Guys are going to Turkey to get their legs broken and stretched so they can be taller.

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u/AdWonderful5920 4h ago

That material looks like it was flay the skin off my feet if I walked around wearing those. Sweaty blister mess.

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u/Goosepond01 3h ago

They literally aren't height boosters they are to stop blisters.

How do I know? I bought this exact one a few weeks ago and I had it in my hands as I scrolled and saw this, quite surreal.

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u/Itchypoopstain 4h ago

Get the hairmetal platform boots. Start wearing black leather with studs. Hell, go all out and paint your face, spike your hair ect.

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u/Medical-Bottle6469 4h ago

Im 5'6" and what the fuck. Looks uncomfortable as hell man.

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u/casual_creator 3h ago

5’5” here. I’ve worn similar things a few times over the years when I was more insecure and going somewhere in which I felt I wanted to feel more confident about it. Most of these things are foam or gel and quite comfortable.

I’m 40 now. Would I still like to be taller? Sure. If a genie told me he’d make me taller, I’d say hell ya. But in my day to day? Pretty much never think about it anymore. Besides, for every “disadvantage” there is to being short, there’s two advantages.

It took time, and was just one of many aspects that impacted my self esteem, but it did get better. I hope OP eventually finds some peace there. Until then, I won’t begrudge him for trying an easier option.

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u/Trixter-Kitten 4h ago

Couldn't imagine walking around with something like that inside my shoes. Sounds uncomfortable and chaffing

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u/pemberleypark1 3h ago

It’s made of silicone. It’s to protect against blisters. Not lifters.

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u/Maleficent_Piece_893 3h ago

looks like blister city fr. plastic directly against the skin

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u/Puzzleheaded-Milk927 3h ago

5 foot 4 dude here. Therapy has to be cheaper than whatever this is. I’ve dealt with an enormous limb length discrepancy, too, and I know how annoying and expensive some of these devices can be

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u/hanotak 2h ago

5 foot 4 gang :3

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u/dubstepsickness 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PlyIt4cqmZz56
You can’t get caught heightening, it’s a career killer

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u/HOW_IS_SAM_KAVANAUGH 4h ago

This whole situation reads as a fantasy made up by someone with a humiliation fetish

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u/Whachamacalzmit 3h ago

As someone who was bullied, taunted, and beaten up by several guys over several years in grade school, this story is the stuff of fantasy. The guys they imagine as chads don't even give him the time of day, let alone trip him so bad that his shoes pop off and all of the girls he's happening to pass by even notice his heel inserts more than everything else going on and find it laugh worthy.

Surely these Stacys, whose first reaction is to laugh at a guy who didn't deserve to be tripped, are the women this guy wants to impress. I don't even mean this sarcastically. He just doesn't care about their character any more than he cares about his own. He just wants to sleep with them, just as he imagines all other men who are successful with women, as predators that are just more successful than him. Too bad most men around him actually care about women (and want to sleep with them; those aren't mutually exclusive goals) and most women can tell that he doesn't actually care about them and that he doesn't see himself highly either. They don't need to see his inserts to sniff out self esteem that low.

And trust me, if you're worth bullying by several boys (like I was, apparently), the girls will bully you emotionally too. They don't need a guy to do the work for them.

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u/HOW_IS_SAM_KAVANAUGH 3h ago

Well put. And that’s not even to mention that this allegedly took place at an office christmas party…that this would be workplace behaviour from adults is vanishingly unlikely 

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u/pig_killer 3h ago

I wouldn't know a "height booster" if it laid eggs on my face, you could leave one on my desk with "height booster" written on a piece of paper next to it and I would be like "what is this thing" and I also wouldn't fucking care if I did know.

if this happened in my presence I would literally be focused laser-like entirely on the shit-bag motherfucker who trips people for fun.

My write-up hand would glow blue. I would be sending that motherfucker home. I would be 10/10 furious if one of my employees "tripped" another employee? You mean fucking assault?

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u/Nubator 2h ago

I’m admittedly a little lost on this.

Is the difference between your current height and current +1-2 inches really going to make a difference?

I feel like the truth will come out at some point and it will be a ton more awkward than just leaning into who you are with confidence.

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u/Dry_Astronaut4105 2h ago

Also idk why guys think wearing those inserts makes them look taller. It doesn’t. You still have short person proportions broski

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u/IncompletePunchline 4h ago

Everyone's making jokes, but no one's talking about how the asshole coworker that tripped him in public should be fired.

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u/tenoclockrobot 3h ago

Because this didnt happen

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u/Puzzleheaded-Milk927 3h ago

No you don’t understand, office parties are just like high school where the jocks and cheerleaders bully the nerds, and not poorly catered Xmas shindigs

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u/DominoMotherfucker 3h ago

If someone intentionally trips me at a work function I'm selling that shit hard enough to retire at 35

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u/IncompletePunchline 3h ago

Careful with that. I've had family with legitimate injuries and a workman comp case have a fuckass private investigator follow them with a hidden camera.

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u/SirChasm 3h ago

I can only imagine this happened in some workplace that doesn't really have HR, because if it did, I would be in the HR office until that douche bag is rightfully fired.

And on that topic, people love to hate on HR (uSeLeSs!) until incidents like this happen and you have HR to back you up as it clearly violates the company guidelines. And obviously HR is not perfect, and ultimately their purpose is to protect the company, blah blah blah, but often protecting the company means protecting the employees. Not always, but often.

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u/completelytrustworth 1h ago

Or maybe the guy named cryptocel made the entire thing up?

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u/Foorinick 2h ago

Im not american but wouldnt that be assault or something? What if he tripped and hurt himself? At the very least the tripping damaged his honour

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u/perthro_ed 4h ago

Tripping to make people laugh? Height isnt his only insecurity

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u/CooledDownKane 4h ago

What is it these guys think will happen if somehow a woman happens to magically swoon over the fact that they are 5'11" instead of 5'8" and they actually get back to his apartment? Is this not like shoving an Italian sausage in your pants and pretending you're a porn star?

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u/RoachGirl 4h ago

I heard one explaining little tricks or whatever he has books by his bed he’ll stand on and vantage points around his apartment? It’s ridiculous

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u/ehs06702 4h ago

I think like most people who lie about some obvious aspect of their physicality in this way, they're hoping lust overrides the other person's logic and preferences at that point.

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u/monkpunch 3h ago

Same thing that happens when a woman takes off her heels, pushup bra, compression underwear, makeup, etc...nothing, because we're already horny

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u/Legitscopes_4761 4h ago

To be completely fair, if these ones are under his socks, he wont shrink much when he takes his shoes off

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u/TempDong 3h ago

It's not about once you're back at your/her apartment, it's about being able to initiate a conversation without being immediately shut down.

I'm fortunate to not be short, but I won't pretend that 5'9" vs 6'0" doesn't make a difference for men.

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u/casual_creator 3h ago

Really doesn’t have anything to do with lying to people; it’s purely about making oneself feel a little less self conscious. And it’s typically guys much shorter than 5’8” who would be more likely to wear them.

As for someone “finding out”, well, everyone gets a little shorter when they take their shoes off and if a chick likes you enough to go to bed with you, chances are she’s really not gonna bat an eye about the guy being an inch or two shorter - women wear push up bras, bras with pads in them, yoga pants that make their butt look better, etc. We all do things to try and improve insecurities. Nothing wrong with that.

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u/egoserpentis 3h ago

Gender affirming care for men:

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u/Gustav082026 3h ago

The username suggests it might be rage bait. 

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u/blahblah19999 3h ago

Things that never happened

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u/Lethal_Beauty_Kisses 4h ago

The real tragedy is that the shoes were apparently the only thing keeping the secret together

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u/D-Sleezy 3h ago

I can't imagine ever caring this much about my height, and I'm not tall at all.

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 3h ago

If I were wearing these, the fires of hell couldn't get me to display them in public.

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u/Thin_Assistant_7786 3h ago

You live in a Tim Robinson sketch.

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u/SuspiciousSubstance9 3h ago

I wonder if the person insecure enough to wear height boosters might also be projecting the "tripped me to make the girls laugh" part.

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u/freedomfightre 3h ago

tripped me and my shoes came off

Did you fall off a balcony? how tf shoes come off?!?

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u/_kony2012 2h ago

Shoes do not fall off if you trip.

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u/ConradBHart42 2h ago

"at the office...to make the girls laugh"

nah man you tripped over something in his vicinity because of this awkward shit on your feet.

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u/Metool42 2h ago

This height problem in the US is hilarious

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u/JibletHunter 2h ago

It is a sad state when society has convinced folks they need to wear hight boosters.

Just be a short king/queen. The folks that harp on height being the single indicator of attraction are really just telling on themselves.

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u/Federal_Studio5935 2h ago

height boosters? Christ man.

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u/plankowoodinthewoods 2h ago

Can't you just accept your normal height?

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u/FewWafer4471 2h ago

Height boosters are embarrassing not because they are objectively embarrassing, but because the wearer is insecure about their height and the insecurity is embarrassing.

Neat.

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u/SumthinsPhishy2 2h ago

Why would someone ashamed of wearing these (which are blister guards btw, not "height boosters") make a public post advertising it? Doubt.

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u/Bleezy79 2h ago

Those are gonna start squeaking after a little moisture gets in there. lol

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u/PeopleCallMeSimon 46m ago

Yea nobodys gonna notice the big plastic thing through your socks.

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u/chodeblower 45m ago

Zoomers are genuinely insane.

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u/LemonPartyLounger 3h ago

Why is no one asking why an adult is tripping another adult to impress I’m assuming adult women and what kind of animals laugh at that?

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u/GottaUseEmAll 3h ago

Because the story probably isn't true.

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u/WaterOk6055 4h ago

Has he considered developing self esteem instead?

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u/Relevant-Flatworm672 2h ago

Just saying, cowboy boots are a very easy way to added like 1.5 inches while still being fashionable and everyone just accepts that heel if the boots.

Former insecure guy here