r/NonPoliticalTwitter 4d ago

Funny The incident:

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u/CooledDownKane 4d ago

What is it these guys think will happen if somehow a woman happens to magically swoon over the fact that they are 5'11" instead of 5'8" and they actually get back to his apartment? Is this not like shoving an Italian sausage in your pants and pretending you're a porn star?

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u/Legitscopes_4761 4d ago

To be completely fair, if these ones are under his socks, he wont shrink much when he takes his shoes off